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Results from 10/28 Reno Halloween Hoodslam

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Thank you #RENO and Cargo for hosting our #Hoodslam #Halloween and the 150ish that came to party with us! With Brian Zane and Johnny Butabi on commentary and The Whiskey Sirens providing some mid match raunch, the following went down:

 

The Hoodslam Band was known as Dong of the Dead.

 

1. Nurse Ratchet defeated Christina Von Eerie

2. The Stoner Brothers fought The Rejects to a no contest decision after an interjection by El Chupacabra

3. Virgil Flynn III defeated Joel Killmeister

4. James C defeated El Chupacabra after interference from The Stoner Brothers

5. Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands defeated the impromptu team of Zangev and Drugz Bunny after Drugz intentionally blinded Zangev with cocaine.

6. Shotokan Dojo Ryu and Ken defeated DARK Sheik and Super Beast to advance to the finals of the Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle eXstacy Cup on November 4th

7. Brittany Wonder defeated Shotzi Blackheart

8. The Rejects , El Chupacabra and Christina Von Eerie defeated the Stoner Brothers, James C and Virgil Flynn III when Chupy pinned Virgil. Post match a brawl erupted, and Pooh Jack emerged with a trash can of weapons, and like the sherif of the fuzzies, cleared the ring of both teams.

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Hoodslam is on YouTube and twitter and stuff. Check it out. Birdswillfall.com is also neat.

 

November 4th is The Walking Phoenix at the Oakland Metro!

 

#ftf ! Gig! Bluaghh!

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Fuck The Fans 7 HD Highlights

HD highlights courtesy of Mark Johnston resonate through the hallows of memory.  Though not featured here, none could forget the end of that night when PONG made his return to Hoodslam after a lengthy absence, and won the 30 Entity Rumble to claim the vacant Golden Gig!

Also: Virgil Flynn III and El Chupacabra advanced to the final round of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament! They await the winners of Ryu and Ken v DARK Sheik and a Mystery Partner (A temporary replacement for the rest of The CAUTION ) in Reno the 28th to see who they’ll face in the finals November 4th, first friday in Oakland.

We also saw the debut of Ricky Vendetta from Fight Club Finland, a bloody brawl between Referee Guido and Johnny Drinko Butabi AND the debut of King of Dong Style Joey Ryan vs Christina von Eerie!

 

The full event is online at our Hoodslammery YouTube Channel; for 1.99 a month you can see every Hoodslam we film!

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10/28 RENO MATCHES ANNOUNCED!

Along with the incredible Whiskey Sirens performing some inappropriately wicked burlesque for you to feast upon, we’ll be bringing you top notch mortal combat! Looks weird without a K huh? Well, that’s how it’s actually spelled!

 

YouTube sensation and local good buddy Z-Man BRIAN ZANE will call the action along with Johnny Drinko Butabi! Come in Halloween garb and view these, and other, terrific matches!

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BLOODSLAM RESULTS

fb_img_1477267143955Hoodslam presents BLOODSLAM

 

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Paid attendance: 530-something-ish?

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody as JACKED Skellington.

 

Tonight’s musical guest was Ghoul.

 

1. Donnie Drinko def. Big Van J.

 

2. Nurse Ratchet def. Dozer.

 

3. Pogo the Clown and Chucky def. Toby and Big Van J.

 

4. Officer Brittany def. Leatherface.

 

5. Van Helsing and Blade def. The Brood (Edge & Christian)

 

6. Scarecrow def. Stones.

 

7. Donnie Drinko, Toby, Officer Brittany and Officer “Big” Bosman def. Doc Atrocity, Nurse Ratchet, and seven Daelians.

 

8. Donnie Drinko def. Dael Mehl to survive his second consecutive BLOODSLAM.

 

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

 

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, November 4 for Hoodslam: The Walking Phoenix: https://www.facebook.com/events/533713720153354/. Before that, however, Hoodslam returns to Reno, NV for Hoodslam: Bump N’ Grindhouse at Cargo in the Whitney Peak Hotel: https://www.facebook.com/events/187393855016440/

 

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

 

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

 

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

 

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FUCK THE FANS VII RESULTS

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Hoodslam: Fuck the Fans VII

 

Friday, October 7, 2016

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Paid attendance: 931

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

 

Tonight’s musical guest was Smellraiser.

 

1. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Virgil Flynn III and “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. Doc Atrocity and Brittany Wonder. The 10-points Virgil and Chupy earned with that victory secured them a place in the tournament finals.

 

2. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: The West Side Playaz 2099 (Boyce in da Hood and Vanilla Icebox) def. The New U (Shotzi Blackheart and Brutal Rob Hands) via forfeit with Shotzi’s knee injury rendering her unable to compete.

 

3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: what was originally scheduled to be DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement (representing The CAUTION [Caution!] accompanied by “The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees) vs. James C. and Juiced Lee turned into a three-on-three tag team match when “The Finnish Doberman” Ricky Vendetta joined James C. and Juiced Lee and Anton Voorhees joined DARK Sheik and Ean Hancement. The Caution [Caution!] def. James C., Juiced Lee, and “The Finnish Doberman” Ricky Vendetta.

 

4. “The King of Sleaze” Joey Ryan def. “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie.

 

5. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: this match was originally scheduled to be The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi) vs. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner). Prior to the match, Referee Guido, who was in charge of this show, made the match a two-on-one handicap match with Johnny “Drinko” Butabi facing the Stoner Brothers alone. The Stoner Brothers def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi.

 

5. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi def. Referee Guido.

 

6. 30-entity over-the-top-rope battle royal for the Golden Gig: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) def. Drugz Bunny, DARK Sheik, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Rick-Scott Stoner, “The Finnish Doberman” Ricky Vendetta, Ryu, Boyce in da Hood, Doc Atrocity, Scott-Rick Stoner, The Hayward Heat, Virgil Flynn III, Brittany Wonder, The Hayward Heat (again), “The Russian Lover” Zangev, Cereal Man, “The King of Sleaze” Joey Ryan, Vanilla Icebox, Ken, The Hayward Heat (yet again), “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Coach Joey Nuggs, “The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees, “Brutal” Rob Hands (formerly “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands), Dr. No, Pooh Jack, James C., “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra, and Scorpiundertaker (with Kitana Fred Durst) to become the new Golden Gig champion.

 

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

 

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Saturday, October 22 for Hoodslam’s annual Halloween and horror show, BLOODSLAM. https://www.facebook.com/events/293876880962718/

 

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

 

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

 

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

 

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JOEY RYAN V CHRISTINA VON EERIE AT FTF VII

received_10210410027908192The King of Dong Style and YouPorn sensation Joey ryan makes his Hoodslam debut Friday October 7th! This southern California based grappler has wrestled on national Television, been featured on sportscenter, traveled the globe – all the while swinging opponents by his Penis.

No stranger to intergender struggles, Joey Ryan has personally requested a female opponent for his Oakland arrival – and Hoodslam has obliged in a big way; The Patron Saint of Filth Christina Von Eerie will step up at Fuck the Fans VII to challenge the baby oiled assailant Joey Ryan in mortal combat!

Will Christina fight the tide of Dong? Or will the Era of sleaze begin in Oakland? And how will both these participants involvement reflect upon the 30 Entity Rumble for the Gold Gig?

 

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By way of Finland, Ricky Vendetta

received_1203399473016374Word that the Golden Gig is up for grabs has spread both far AND wide: all the way to Ricky Vendetta of Finland!  This fierce competitor begins his first tour of the United States in Oakland, CA – and aims to make a big splash by becoming the King of Mount Hoodslam on his first day in the hemisphere October 7th, at Fuck the Fans VII !

No stranger to combat, Ricky Vendetta has battled across Europe – most extensively with Fight Club Finland. He is also a former tag team partner of DARK Sheik, during his own tours in 2013. Please engage this YouTube reel provided us so as to familiarize yourself with our soon to be arriving friend -or foe- from a far.

 

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GUIDO VS BUTABI

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The road to the seventh annual Fuck the Fans has been treacherous… for performers AND staff! It all happened so quickly…

 

In the midst of August’s Battle Royal of Supremacy, our humble referee Guido crossed over from non-violent participant to active combatant after seeing the Butabis attack a referee who tried to stop them from cheating. His furious flurry of fists would quickly be overcome by the Butabi brothers (Anthony and Johnny Drinko), but his interruption started a chain of events that somehow led to him being the last man standing in the ring- and in control of FTF 7.

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But heavy is the head that wears the crown, and – as is tradition in Hoodslam- revenge is swift.  The Butabis brothers approached Referee Guido face to face and told him they weren’t too impressed by his win, leading to Guido saying some not too nice words himself. In the end, both Anthony and Johnny Drinko Butabi resorted to fisticuffs, and laid out our stoned official.

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Referee Guido, perhaps enraged , then made a daring proclamation ; at Fuck the Fans VII he will personally fight at Hoodslam for the first time ever – Against Johnny Drinko Butabi!  Shit is on like neckbone.

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ONE GIG TO RULE THEM ALL

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In August, Drugz Bunny was defeated for this most coveted of prizes – but by three entities at once.

 

Shotzi Blackheart of the New U, Anton Voorhees of The Caution and Johnny Drinko Butabi of the Knights of the Roxbury – none of whom were willing to share the award with the others.

 

In September a triple threat match was held to choose a single champion. By the time of the main event, however, all referees had been wounded in service. Drugz Bunny, the now former champion, would Don the referee shirt and officiate the battle.

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But his temper would get the best of him, and he couldn’t help but get involved. After personally incapacitating all combatants, Drugz would declare himself the winner and leave with the Golden Gig!… but that shit doesn’t count.

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Thusly, at Fuck the Fans 7, the annual number 1 contender 30 entity Royal Rumble of Ranking Ramifications has been altered! At the six year anniversary of the Golden Gig, it will be awarded to the winner of the Rumble- as it originally was in 2011.

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History is in the making, October 7th, the two month vacancy ends, and a new Golden Gig Championship will be crowned.

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