3/15 RENO: AKAME GA hoodslam!

GET EMO // now featuring 2000% more Emo Queen Brooke Havok!

Hoodslam returns to The Bird Nightclub March 15th, 2024!

Featuring:

DARK Sheik

James C

El Chupacabra

Brittany Wonder

Chris Torres

Pooky

Dreamy Drew

JMM

AMIRA

Lara Frazier

Gin Sevani

More [?]

21+// #dontbringyourfnkids //Tickets- $25 www.BirdsWillFall.com

@hoodslam for details

#ThisIsREAL

4/5 OAKLAND – hoodSLaM// Simulacru:Mania

In a plastic world of bland production and avarice the shining lights of authenticity make the brightest targets of victimization. Imperfect simulacrum unfurl themselves against art and Oakland’s last sports team. A tired soldier admires a flower during a pointless battle.

Pro Wrestling Rated R // This Is Real since 2010 // Oaklands last sports team // 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids //

LOOK – come in to the bar/restaurant portion like 6ish,

shows at EIGHT 8 PM – 11 PM

NOTICE WE SWITCHED TO AN HOUR EARLIER? GOOD.

Also, you can stay after and drink. don’t mind us dissassembling a ring, there’s a whole upstairs and back bar you can enjoy without wood and metal spilling your booze and blood.

14 years of FTF

The accidental phenomenon

Full bar // 21+ // #dontbringyourfnkids

Aggressive Conflict Resolution

1/4 of the year was spent finding out who we are in therapy. Now we find out what we do about it.

The BOOM Gang deals with the outcome of James C v Anton Voorhees. The stipulation said one must leave the group. Who will stay, and will the other members, Rick Stoner and Scott Stoner, approve of their remaining teammate?

DARK Sheik ~ [currently] She Who Holds the Golden GiG, Vipress : the poster for toxic relationships, the everlasting makeup to break up. Now that EMO HEAD Brooke Havok has interjected herself squarely in front of DARK Sheik, metaphorical questions arise: will the fire between Sheik and Vipress burn out to ash? Will this test give it fuel to burn brighter? Will it go out of control and consume all three?

The Lost Treasures were the tag team champions and the hosts of FTF just a few months ago, but without their gold they do not glitter. Will Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul continue to carry newcomer Lara Frazier under their wings? Has baby birdee decide its time to fly the coup? Two conflicting outcomes that are only small facets within a prism of probability.

Captain of the Champion Ship [in a bottle] Captain M Y L O and first Matey Mighty Mayra continue sailing on the good ship MMMM. Assuming they make it through March 1st with award intact, they’ll port in Oakland and defend their Ship, their title, their pirate way of life.

ALSO IF HE MAKES IT AS CHAMPION THAT FAR, “The Last Spinebender” Kenny K​ defends the Best Athlete in the East Bay Double Golden Fannypacks.

GET SAD – the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Titles are on the line, quite possibly defended by the EMO HEADS – Scenesei D-Torch and the 6’7 300+lb montser of a sad boi Brutal Rob Hands [the Championship also shared with Brooke Havok]

PLUS drama romance violence entrance flex, drugs and stories from strange scrolls.

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#THISISREAL #hoodslam

hoodslam x ARNOCORPS: 3/1 GET YOUR ASS TO MARCH

Hoodslam × ARNOCORPS : Get Your Ass to March

3/1/24 Oakland CA, 9-11:59 PM PST

The most heroic rock band in the world combines forces with Hoodslam once again to present the annual arno-infused wrestle concert GYA2M. Exactly!

Mansoor v Richard Shhhnary – Sanctum of Silence

After failing to reconnect with his friends of past, Mansoor has been anything but silent in venting his frustration. Now, he enters combat with Richard Shhhnary in the Sanctum of Silence! If you scream, you lose.

Vipress v Jamie Senegal – To determine She Who Holds the Golden GiG 

Vipress intended for her friend Jamie Senegal to help her settle her lovers quarrel with DARK Sheik. Instead, she’s added another fractured relationship. Could the Golden GiG be the next thing to slip away from her grasp?

Anton Voorhees v James C – Winner Leads the BOOM Gang

In October, the BOOM Gang defeated The CAUTION, and per stipulation Anton had to join their ranks. He’s gotten along with the Stoner Brothers, but James C was happier without him in their group. Our therapeutic team of Dr Von Eerie and Grief Counselor Marco have arranged this March, forcing fate to provide the way forward.

ALSO:

DARK Sheik

Captain M Y L O

First Matey Mighty Myra

Brooke Havok

Cereal Man

Kenny K

Lara Frazier 

MORE

results: 2/10/24 Vivisection

hosted by Anton Voorhees, from Continental Club in Oakland, California

Juice Lee defeated Harley Qunt

James C defeated Brutal EMO Rob Hands

  • Grief Counselor Marco and Dr Von Eerie then conducted group counseling with the BOOM Gang, one of them admitted to getting a gerbil too high when they were a kid, and in the end it was decided that Anton Voorhees and James C would fight at 3/1 to determine a leader of the BOOM Gang.

Kenny K defeated D-Torch and Matt Carlos in a Triple Threat Match to retain the Best Athlete Golden Fannypacks

  • Grief Counselor Marco and Dr Von Eerie then conducted couples therapy with DARK Sheik and Vipress, but it was interrupted by Brooke Havok. Vipress attacked Marco and Brooke, and a match began –

Vipress and Brooke Havok fought to a no contest

Captain MYLO and First Matey Mayra defeated Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier to retain the Champion Ship

Rick Stoner & Scott Stoner defeated Richard Shhhnary and Mansoor

  • after the match, Shhhnary attacked Mansoor and challenged him to a SANCTUM OF SILENCE on 3/1

results: 2/9/24 Wrestler, Wrestler

hosted by Scott Johnson and Calli from The Nile in Mesa, Arizona

Sandra Moone defeated Damian Desire

Brooke Havok and DARK Sheik defeated Jamie Senegal and Vipress

Kenny K defeated SONICO to retain the Best Athlete Golden Fannypacks

Rick Stoner, Scott Stoner & Anton Voorhees defeated Ricky Tenacious, Mondo Rox & Robbie Lit

Captain M Y L O defeated Ray Lyn to remain Captain of the Champion Ship

James C defeated FUNNYBONE

Bryn Thorne defeated Heidi Howitzer in a Street Fight

featuring performances by CARO and MARY CAT from DEBAUCHERY PRODUCTIONS


results: 1/10/24 Road to Bluagh

hosted by Joey Smoak, from The Bird in Reno, Nevada

1/10/24 Reno – Road to BLUAGH at The Bird:

Jaguar Montoya defeated Day Drew and Drake Frost in a Triple Threat Match

Dave Reckoning defeated Brutal EMO Rob Hands

Mighty Mayra defeated DARK Sheik and El Chupacabra in a Triple Threat Match

Brittany Wonder defeated D-Torch

James C defeated Midas Kreed

Pooky & Chris Torres defeated JMM and Jason Hastings

RETURN to RENO, NV 1/20/24

Hoodslam returns to the Bluebird Nightclub Saturday January 20th, 2024 to #FuckTheFans in the “Biggest Little City” with…….. Road to BLUAGH!

Hoodslam in Reno #Hoodslammers

DARK Sheik

James C

El Chupacabra

Brittany Wonder

Chris Torres

Pooky

Dreamy Drew

JMM

Drake Frost

Jaguar Montoya

Midas Kreed

Mighty Mayra

Dave Reckoning

D-Torch

21+// #dontbringyourfnkids //Tickets- $25 www.BirdsWillFall.com

@hoodslam for details

#ThisIsREAL

MESA, AZ 2/9/24 – WRESTLER, WRESTLER

Trust us, we’re wrestlers.

The Hoodslammers mobb deep for this monumental excursion! Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and STONER Brothers of the BOOM Gang are headed to the Nile!

Also, EMO Queen Brooke Havok !

Fresh from her tour of Japan, Sandra Moone!

Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion Kenny K defends!

Delightfully devious, Damian Desire !

The uncanny DARK Sheik ~

Belle of the Brawl Bryn Thorne!

A pocket full of sun, Ray Lyn!

Loud and vocal, Heidi Howitzer!

Lucha Ghoul SONICO!

MacDaddy M Y L O!

Possibly featuring a live adaptation of the feature film “Liar, Liar”.

7pmish doors, 8pm show

1 8+ but please dontbringyourfnkids

We are grateful that we will once again be featuring Burlesque from Debauchery Productions

L ook at our websites and social medias to see what matches are announced or like eventually maybe they’ll be uploaded here.

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@hoodslam in your life

OAKLAND 2/10/24 Vivisection

We face our inner demons in the squared circle of/that is our soul. Vivisection through therapy.

Hoodslammers battle in a harsh landscape, not all survive. When we stare across the ring do we battle our opponents or ourselves? Grief Counselor Marco digs deeper into the psyche of the roster, but in a wrestling company that fights angels, the further one digs the closer they are to hell.

DARK Sheik and Vipress are required to face couples counseling or Vipress will no longer be recognized as She Who Holds the Golden GiG.

The BOOM Gang [James C, Ricky Stoner, Scotty Stoner & Anton Voorhees] are mandated to participate in group therapy.

Ripping out Chupacabra’s heart tore Juice Leeup inside. Okami’s revenge seeks to tear Juice Lee up from the outside.

/Vivisection – (noun) dissection of a live animal/

ALSO, WRESTLING

Mansoor returns home…AGAIN!

Captain M Y L O of the Champion Ship and First Mate Mighty Mayra!

Best Athlete in the East Bay Kenny K

EMO Heads Brooke Havok, D-Torch and Brutal Rob Hands

Lost Treasures Matt Carlos, Joe DeSoul & Lara Frazier

other neat surprise super people,

Learn maybe at @hoodslam or website birdswillfall.com , yes, thank you.

Hosted by LINK TO THE FUTURE ANTON VOORHEES // Almost certainly included on Triller TV with a subscription to TRILLER+, as are most of our past and future events —

21+, dontbringyourfnkids

doors 8:30ish, show 9pm-11:59pm

Oakland Continental Club // @continentalcluboakland on insta

1658 12th Street, Oakland, CA 94607

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This is Real