Venus Over Mithra

DNA Lounge, San Francisco California

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave, Music by the Hoodslam Band (on this night known as Fister Perfect)

1. Anton Voorhees (w/ his partner in the CAUTION Ean Hancement) defeated Zangev Darevko after Ean Hancement interfered

• The CAUTION then called out Ryu of Shotokan Dojo, who alongside Ken are currently 2-2 in a Tag Team Best of 5 series vs The CAUTION

2. Ryu defeated Ean Hancement

3. Johnny Drinko Butabi defeated PBJ Banana, who wanted revenge on Johnny for eliminating him last at the Battle Royal of Supremacy

4.  Samara defeated Nurse Ratchet after Brittany Wonder distracted Ratchet by stealing her syringe.

5. Super Beast defeated Big B

• Anthony Butabi came to the ring, and surprisingly, James C soon followed.  He talked to Anthony about brotherhood, and friendship, and how it could be stronger than brothers. This angered the Stoner Brothers, who challenged the two to a match

6. The Stoner Brothers defeated Anthony Butabi and James C to defend the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

7. New U Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands defeated Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler

8. Batmanuel defeated Brittany Wonder, El Chupacabra and Otis the Gimp after Pooh Jack interfered

August 4th, 2017

Oakland Metro Operahouse, Oakland California

Stoner U Pre Show, Commentary by Scott Rickerson Stoner and Texas Mike O Shea, Ring Announcing by Sean Michaels Allen

1. Super Beast defeated Steve Tresario
2. Texas Mike O Shea defeated Doc Atrocity when the fans voted his rendition of Fat Bottom Girls better than Docs version of the Sex Pistols My Way

Music by The Hoodslam Band, Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and Doc Atrocity

1. Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands defeated Nurse Ratchet and Brittany Wonder to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

2. El Chupacabra and Virgil Flynn III went to a draw when both men pinned each other.

3. The Caution (CAUTION) Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement defeated Shotokan Dojo Ryu and Ken Masters

Batmanuel called out Cereal Man after last months interference.  Cereal Man denied being responsible, but Batmanuel demanded JUSTICE

4. Batmanuel defeated Cereal Man

5. Otis the Gimp/Zangev Darevko/Johny Drinko Butabi defeated The Bird/Anthony Butabi/Drugz Bunny in a Random Select Six Man Tag Battle Royal of Supremacy Qualifier

6. The Stoner Brothers defeated The Whirlwind Gentleman Remy Marcel and Jack Manley to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

7. PONG defeated James C to retain the Golden Gig Championship.  James C appeared to have PONG defeated, but in an act of friendship, instead invited Drugz Bunny to cash in his CM Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Tournament Battlebowl Championship Trophy – that grants any match with any Hoodslammer at any time – and defeat PONG for the Golden Gig himself.  Drugz did not appear to wish to cash in at this time, in that fashion, and in the disagreement PONG was able to find opportunity for victory.

8. Johnny Drinko Butabi won the Battle Royal of Supremacy, outlasting all other match winners who qualified as well as The PBJ Banana, Big B, Richard Shhhnary, Berkeley Brawler, The American Marvels and Charlie Chaplin.

He now has near full booking control of October First Friday Event “Fuck the Fans 8”

Moonsault Sonata

Knightsen, CA 7/29/17

Sonjas Country Inn

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, invisible drum solo by Texas Mike O Shea

1. Nurse Ratchet defeated Dancin’ Joe DeSoul

2. Zangev Darevko defeated Anthony Butabi

3. Anton Voorhees defeated Richard Shhhnary

4. Steve the Cock Fighter defeated Dr. Indiana Banana Pajamas

5. Coach Joey Nuggs defeated Ultra girl Brittany Wonder to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion

6. The Stoner Brothers defeated Calvin and Hobbes to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

The Return

7/22/17, Cargo Concert Hall

Reno, Nevada

Music by Hoodslam Band, Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody

1. Super Beast defeated PB&J Banana
2. James C defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi, Drugz Bunny and Anthony Butabi to earn a shot at the Golden Gig on August 4th
3. Stoner U defeated Sherrif Harry S Truman and The Giant from Twin Peaks to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
4. Brittany Wonder and Nurse Ratchet defeated New U Brutal Rob Hands and Coach Joey Nuggs to retain Brittany Wonders Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypack Awards
5. El Chupacabra defeated Virgil Flynn III
6. Shotokan Dojo Ryu and Ken Masters defeated The CAUTION Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement
7. Batmanuel won the Reno Invitational Battle Royal

7/17/17

District 30 Nightclub

Sacramento, CA

Music by the Hoodslam Band, Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody.

1. Drugz Bunny defeated Nurse Ratchet and Manny Faberino
2. Virgil Flynn III defeated Mexican Werewolf El Chupacabra after Chupy was distracted by Nurse Ratchet still chasing Manny Faberino through the building and ring
3. Ken Masters defeated Zangev Darevko
4. The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) defeated New U (Brutal Rob Hands and Coach Joey Nuggs) to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

Super Beast v Mustafa Saeed was advertised, but after both combatants music played with no arrival of either, Joel Killmeister appeared and said he set the whole thing up as a joke (he’s a clown, btw).  The wise and all knowing PB&J Banana emerged, and said that’s not how we like to fuck the fans.

5. Joel Killmeister defeated PB&J Banana

6. SANCTUM OF SILENCE MATCH: Silent Assassin Jean Pierre defeated Richard Shhhnary

7. Brittany Wonder defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi after interference by the Bratt Pack to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award Golden Fannypacks

PAXXX AMERICANA

7/7/17 Oakland Metro Operahouse

0. Stoner U Pre-show: Commentary by Screaming Eagle Mike O Shea and Scott Rick Stoner

Super Beast defeated Hip Hop Harry

Ken Masters defeated FONG in the Sing of the Ring Tournament

• Hoodslam commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, music by The Hoodslam Band

BatManuel started the show by saying he would finally be awarded his shot for winning a number one contenders match a year ago before shoulder surgery for the Golden Gig.  Firstly, he had to clear the air with Cereal Man, who denied interfering in his match last first Friday.  To prove his convictions, he would fight Doc Atrocity immediately.

1. Doc Atrocity defeated Cereal Man after interference from Botchi the Clown
2. The Killer Baes (Heather Monroe and Laura James) defeated Nurse Ratchet and Brittany Wonder (with Doc Atrocity and Botchi the Clown) in what was announced as a Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks championship defense, but Doc Atrocity stated that since Nurse Ratchet was pinned, Brittany Wonder remained Champion.
3. “CM Punk Memorial Trophy Holder” Drugz Bunny defeated Coach Joey Nuggs, FONG, PBJ Banana and Anthony Butabi in a gauntlet match
4. The CAUTION (Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement) defeated Shotokan Dojo (Ryu and Ken Masters)
5. Pissed off Nerdy Gamer PONG defeated BatManuel after interference from a “dark cereal man” to retain the Golden Gig Championship
6. The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) defeated Virgil Flynn III and El Chupacabra to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
7. Johnny Drinko Butabi defeated James C

Hoodslam “Cruel Summer”

July 2nd, 2017

DNA Lounge, San Francisco, California

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave

Music by Oinga Boinga

On a sunday afternoon..

1. Drugz Bunny defeated James C

2. Brittany Wonder defeated Samara to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

3. El Chupacabra defeated Nurse Ratchet

4. Anton Voorhees defeated Ryu

5. Batmanuel defeated Zangev, Sub-Zero and Super Beast in a fatal four way

6. FONG defeated Anthony Butabi

7. The Stoner Brothers defeated New U (Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands), Hayward Heat (Steve Tresario and Big B) and Millenial Falcons (Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary) in an elimination match to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

Sonjas Country Inn, Knightsen California

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and a man called Aman

Special UNPLUGGED ACOUSTIC versions of the Hoodslam music by the Hoodslam band!

Winneres of matches are granted the special chance to remove the sacred Knightsen Corn Sword from the Stone, and become Sir or Lady of this land.

• Manny Faberino came to the ring to challenge Donnie Drinko, who is presumed dead after last Bloodslam but some think may be in hiding.  A “Steve the Cock Fighter” accepted the challenge instead, saying if he loses he’ll shave his mustache.  If he wins, Manny must grow one (over his beard).  Also, its an ambulance match.  But theirs no ambulance, so they used the uhaul the ring came in.

1. Steve The Cockfighter defeated Manny Faberino by locking him in the uHaul

A man named Aman came to the ring, and declared he was a Stoner U student, ready to claim his spot.  On sight of the entrants in the next match, he left rapidly and did not debut.

2. Nurse Ratchet defeated Richard Shhnary, Slayer Rask, Big B and Dr Indiana Banana Pajama jones in a 4 way match.

3. The Stoner Brothers defeated New U Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands in an Iron Lung Last Person Smoking Challenge to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

4. Cal Jack defeated Super Beast

5. Brittany Wonder defeated Drugz Bunny to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks in a Fanny Packs in a Tree Match after her superfans climbed up and tossed it to her.

6. MegaZord won a gauntlet match featuring Richard Shhnary, Brutal Rob Hands, Juan Solo, John Kendrick, a puddy, Banana Indiana Jones again, Nurse Ratchet, a man called Aman, Manny from the uHaul and Super Beast.

• none were able to move the Corn Sword from the Stone.