Hoodslam: The Return RESULTS

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The Return

7/22/17, Cargo Concert Hall

Reno, Nevada

Music by Hoodslam Band, Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody

 

  1. Super Beast defeated PB&J Banana
  2. James C defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi, Drugz Bunny and Anthony Butabi to earn a shot at the Golden Gig on August 4th
  3. Stoner U defeated Sherrif Harry S Truman and The Giant from Twin Peaks to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
  4. Brittany Wonder and Nurse Ratchet defeated New U Brutal Rob Hands and Coach Joey Nuggs to retain Brittany Wonders Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypack Awards
  5. El Chupacabra defeated Virgil Flynn III
  6. Shotokan Dojo Ryu and Ken Masters defeated The CAUTION Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement
  7. Batmanuel won the Reno Invitational Battle Royal

7/17/17 Monday Night Hoodslam Results

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7/17/17

District 30 Nightclub

Sacramento, CA

Music by the Hoodslam Band, Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody.

  1. Drugz Bunny defeated Nurse Ratchet and Manny Faberino
  2. Virgil Flynn III defeated Mexican Werewolf El Chupacabra after Chupy was distracted by Nurse Ratchet still chasing Manny Faberino through the building and ring
  3. Ken Masters defeated Zangev Darevko
  4. The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) defeated New U (Brutal Rob Hands and Coach Joey Nuggs) to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

Super Beast v Mustafa Saeed was advertised, but after both combatants music played with no arrival of either, Joel Killmeister appeared and said he set the whole thing up as a joke (he’s a clown, btw).  The wise and all knowing PB&J Banana emerged, and said that’s not how we like to fuck the fans.

5. Joel Killmeister defeated PB&J Banana

6. SANCTUM OF SILENCE MATCH: Silent Assassin Jean Pierre defeated Richard Shhhnary

7. Brittany Wonder defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi after interference by the Bratt Pack to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award Golden Fannypacks

7/7 PAXXX AMERICANA Results

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7/7/17 Oakland Metro Operahouse

 

0. Stoner U Pre-show: Commentary by Screaming Eagle Mike O Shea and Scott Rick Stoner

Super Beast defeated Hip Hop Harry

Ken Masters defeated FONG in the Sing of the Ring Tournament

  • Hoodslam commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, music by The Hoodslam Band

BatManuel started the show by saying he would finally be awarded his shot for winning a number one contenders match a year ago before shoulder surgery for the Golden Gig.  Firstly, he had to clear the air with Cereal Man, who denied interfering in his match last first Friday.  To prove his convictions, he would fight Doc Atrocity immediately.

  1. Doc Atrocity defeated Cereal Man after interference from Botchi the Clown
  2. The Killer Baes (Heather Monroe and Laura James) defeated Nurse Ratchet and Brittany Wonder (with Doc Atrocity and Botchi the Clown) in what was announced as a Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks championship defense, but Doc Atrocity stated that since Nurse Ratchet was pinned, Brittany Wonder remained Champion.
  3. “CM Punk Memorial Trophy Holder” Drugz Bunny defeated Coach Joey Nuggs, FONG, PBJ Banana and Anthony Butabi in a gauntlet match
  4. The CAUTION (Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement) defeated Shotokan Dojo (Ryu and Ken Masters)
  5. Pissed off Nerdy Gamer PONG defeated BatManuel after interference from a “dark cereal man” to retain the Golden Gig Championship
  6. The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) defeated Virgil Flynn III and El Chupacabra to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
  7. Johnny Drinko Butabi defeated James C

 

 

 

7/2 Cruel Summer Results

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Hoodslam “Cruel Summer”

July 2nd, 2017

DNA Lounge, San Francisco, California

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave

Music by Oinga Boinga

On a sunday afternoon..

  1. Drugz Bunny defeated James C

2. Brittany Wonder defeated Samara to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

3. El Chupacabra defeated Nurse Ratchet

4. Anton Voorhees defeated Ryu

5. Batmanuel defeated Zangev, Sub-Zero and Super Beast in a fatal four way

6. FONG defeated Anthony Butabi

7. The Stoner Brothers defeated New U (Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands), Hayward Heat (Steve Tresario and Big B) and Millenial Falcons (Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary) in an elimination match to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

Cruel Summer is this SUNDAY 7/2 in SF!

Day drinking at its best!  Sundays 3 pm Hoodslam is bringing a full crew to do what we do and as only we can do it to you.  Whoo!  Broseph Joe Brody will be on commentary, joined by the incomparable Wonder Dave!  Also, live music by all female Oingo Boingo cover band OINGA BOINGA!  Also… WRESTLING, go figure.  These matches have been announced!  More to come!  Presales on DNA Lounge website right here right meow!

Samara debuts against Best Athlete in the East Bay Brittany Wonder

Samara debuts against Best Athlete in the East Bay Brittany Wonder

 

El Chupacabra goes one on one with Nurse Ratchet

El Chupacabra goes one on one with Nurse Ratchet

HOODSLAM UNPLUGGED 6/24/17 Results

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Sonjas Country Inn, Knightsen California

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and a man called Aman

Special UNPLUGGED ACOUSTIC versions of the Hoodslam music by the Hoodslam band!

Winneres of matches are granted the special chance to remove the sacred Knightsen Corn Sword from the Stone, and become Sir or Lady of this land.

  • Manny Faberino came to the ring to challenge Donnie Drinko, who is presumed dead after last Bloodslam but some think may be in hiding.  A “Steve the Cock Fighter” accepted the challenge instead, saying if he loses he’ll shave his mustache.  If he wins, Manny must grow one (over his beard).  Also, its an ambulance match.  But theirs no ambulance, so they used the uhaul the ring came in.
  1. Steve The Cockfighter defeated Manny Faberino by locking him in the uHaul

A man named Aman came to the ring, and declared he was a Stoner U student, ready to claim his spot.  On sight of the entrants in the next match, he left rapidly and did not debut.

2. Nurse Ratchet defeated Richard Shhnary, Slayer Rask, Big B and Dr Indiana Banana Pajama jones in a 4 way match.

3. The Stoner Brothers defeated New U Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands in an Iron Lung Last Person Smoking Challenge to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

4. Cal Jack defeated Super Beast

5. Brittany Wonder defeated Drugz Bunny to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks in a Fanny Packs in a Tree Match after her superfans climbed up and tossed it to her.

6. MegaZord won a gauntlet match featuring Richard Shhnary, Brutal Rob Hands, Juan Solo, John Kendrick, a puddy, Banana Indiana Jones again, Nurse Ratchet, a man called Aman, Manny from the uHaul and Super Beast.

 

  • none were able to move the Corn Sword from the Stone.

MONDAY NIGHT HOODSLAM 6/19/17 Results

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District 30, Sacramento California

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and El Flaco Loco, music by the Hoodslam band

 

  1. Brutal Rob Hands w/Coach Joey Nuggs defeated Silent Assassin Jean-Pierre
  2. Coach Joey Nuggs and ECW Original Mustafa Saeed fought to a no contest
  3. Alexis Darevko defeated Big B
  4. Otis the Gimp pinned Nurse Ratchet to win a 5 way gauntlet featuring also Drugz Bunny, Virgil Flynn III and Anton Voorhees
  5. The Stoner Brothers defeated the impromptu tag team of Super Beast and Johnny Drinko
  6. Sub Zero defeated Ken Masters
  7. Brittany Wonder defeated Otis the Gimp to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fanny packs

Hoodslam Digital Deviants 6/16/17 Results

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Oakland, CA

June 16, 2017

Oakland, CA

 

Your commentary provided by Broseph Joe Brody as TJ Combro and Golden Gig Champion PONG, music by the Hoodslam band

 

  1. Representing NBA JAM the Golden State World Warriors Violent Ken Duran and Steph CurRyu defeated Dr. Robotnik from the Sonic series and Jimmy Hopkins from Bully
  2. Alice from Madness Returns defeated Rick from Splatterhouse and Juliet from Lollipop Chainsaw
  3. Sub Zero and Raiden from Mortal Kombat defeated Mr Driller and Dig-Dug from there self titled NES games
  4. Parappa the Rappa defeated Samba de Amigo
  5. Superman from INJUSTICE and Superman 64 defeated Balrog from Street Fighter, Link from Zelda and Mr Game and Watch
  6. Arthur from Ghosts n Goblins defeated the Dominos Noid from HEY NOID
  7. Max Payne defeated Venom Snake from Metal Gear Solid V
  8. Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG defeated Superman to retain the Golden Gig

Hoodslam at Stockton Sinister CreatureCon!

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June 10th and 11th are Sinister days in Stockton! But in a good way, because the Creature Con came to town and they invited us too!  We schmoozed, flyered, hung out with cosplayers, even made it on the big screen! It was nice to share a building with the Dream Warriors!  Maybe next year we can bring a ring…

CHASING WATERFALLS 6/2/17 RESULTS

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Stoner U Pre Show, featuring ring announcer Shawn Michaels Allen and Commentary by Stoner Brothers.

– Broseph Joe Brody defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi “Bad Touch” by Bloodhound Gang in the Sing of the Ring Tournament with Bon Jovi “dead or alive”

– Superbeast defeated Brutal Rob Hands with Coach Joey Nuggs.

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, Music by NOBODY. everyone just came out to TLC “Chasing Waterfalls”.

1. Anthony Butabi defeated Gary Galaxy

2. PONG defeated Sage Sin to defending the Golden Gig

3. Shotokan Dojo (Ryu and Ken) defeated The CAUTION (Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement)

4. Drugz Bunny defeated Special Dark Sugar Dunkerton

5. Stoner Brothers (Rick and Scott Stoner) defeated Millenial Falcons (Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary) to defend the Intetgalactic Tag Team Championship

6. Brittany Wonder and Nurse Ratchet with Doc Atrocity and Bochi the clown defeated Bat Manuel and Cereal Man -after a “dark cereal man?” interfered – to win the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

7. James C defeated Steven Tresario

8. Team GAME OVER (PONG and FONG) defeated El Chupacabra and Virgil Flynn III to defend the Golden Gig

 

The show is online! Watch it for 1.99, plus everything else we film on demand at the Hoodslammery YouTube channel.