Hoodslam Kaboom!

It’s Monday! Whats that mean?! Well for one whole week its meant HOODSLAM KABOOM OF THE WEEK DAY! This time featuring Funnybone hitting a wicked double stomp onto a crowd surfing Russian Lover Zangev. Share it around the world! NOW! Seriously, show us comments from outside of CA or we’ll go all Hulk on downtown.

Be sure to check out Fanarchy Rules this Friday at the Oakland Metro.

September 5th, 2014 doors 8:30, show 9pm
630 3rd Street, Oakland Metro Operahouse
$10 cover, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids

Dating Naked with Broseph on VH1

Did you see our very own hoodslam announcer Broseph Joe Brody swing his twig & berries around on VH1′s Dating Naked last night? The smooth master of seduction let it all hang out while trying to choose the right lucky lady to have his brobies. These traumatized women spent the whole time on an island fending off his advances, but they could not contain themselves and finally felt the attraction of the voice of hoodslam! You can watch the episode now on VH1!

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Broseph shows off the goods- Hoodslam style!

 

Broseph introduces himself.

 

It must have worked.

 

Don’t worry if you missed out on a buff, bare Broseph- you can see him again in various states of nudity at the next Hoodslam on Sept 5!

September 5th, 2014 doors 8:30, show 9pm
630 3rd Street, Oakland Metro Operahouse
$10 cover, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids
birdswillfall.com – social media, we’re @Hoodslam

Smokelahoma Ironlung Challenge Sept 5

Scott Rick. Rick Scott. The Stoner Brothers. From Stoner University. It’s in Bluntsville, Smokelahoma. That’s where their old coach Joey Nuggs resurfaced from. And where he brought Stoner U head cheerleader Missy Hyasshit from. And where he first met the Stoner Brothers hydrogen dioxide assistant, Waterboy Bobby Burgerhands. Godamn this stable got big. Anyway, they’re gonna make it real real simple for the fans. They’re gonna come to the ring, they’re gonna bring that sticky, and they’re gonna have a Smokelahoma Ironlung Challenge. For those that don’t know, think of a last man standing match. But instead of the referee administering a ten count to a fallen wrestler, he will instead administer a lit blunt to the guy who knocked him down. When said fallen wrestler arises, the referee will administer said blunt, and the match will continue in form. Whoever can incapacitate (inebriate?) their opponent long enough to finish the blunt will be declared the winner. Where do the fans come in? “SHOW ME MAH OPPONENT” – Lil Wayne. You will decide who will take place in the ancient battle of the smoklahoman…smoklahomians…smokelahomies. yeah, i like that one.

 

September 5th, 2014 doors 8:30, show 9pm
630 3rd Street, Oakland Metro Operahouse
$10 cover, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids
birdswillfall.com – social media, we’re @Hoodslam

Fanarchy Rules Polls are Open!

Climb the ladder a little bit higher! Its Fanarchy Rules on Sept 5 at the Oakland Metro and the polls are up on our Facebook event page.

Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle eXtacy Cup Tournament” continues into the finals with The Brian Kendrick vs. Johnathon Butabi looking for the all the glory that comes with a big cup of thizz!

  • Who will compete in a Smoklahoma IronLung Challenge against Stoner U (Rick Scott and Scott Rick Stoner, along with their Coach Joey Nuggs, Cheerleader Missy Hyasshit and Waterboy Bobby Burgerhands) at Fanarchy Rules?
  • Who shall challenge Juiced Lee for the Golden Gig at Fanarchy Rules?
  • Who shall challenge FONG for the Best Athlete in the Bay Award at Fanarchy Rules?
  • Fans rule this month, so here’s a bonus poll! What match from August 1st at the Metro do you want to see released on youtube this week?

All this PLUS you’ll have the radiant privilege of seeing performances by THE BRIAN KENDRICK, the 300 LB MANIMAL, and SUGAR DUNKERTON! Go over to our Facebook event page and choose how hoodslam is going to fuck the fans on Sept 5 for Fanarchy Rules!

September 5th, 2014 doors 8:30, show 9pm
630 3rd Street, Oakland Metro Operahouse
$10 cover, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids

 

 

Hoodslam Kaboom!

Here is one more reason why Juiced Lee is your Golden Gig champion!

 

You can see more of Juiced Lee’s amazing martial abilities when he defends the most coveted prize in all of sports, the Golden Gig, at our next event-

Fanarchy Rules

September 5th, 2014 doors 8:30, show 9pm
630 3rd Street, Oakland Metro Operahouse
$10 cover, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids

 

Sugar Dunkerton at Fanarchy Rules

Hoodslam Band at Battle of the Bands Finals at DNA lounge SF

Tonight you are going to “HoodSlam Francisco: Bright Lights, Gig City” with The Hoodslam Band! After Hoodslam’s glorious arrival to San Francisco at Z space tonight, The Hoodslam Band will return to SF to rock the finals of the Battle of the Bands at DNA lounge in SF on Sunday. that’s right, you get a double dose of hoodslam San Francisco! when you come, come hard and come twice!!! That’s what I always say! Lets do this SF, twice! help us win some money! or shirts! or a tour! or management or whatever!! WIN STUFF!!

Golden Gig Championship Match in SF Aug 23rd

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This Saturday at TheZspaceSF, Juiced Lee will defend his Golden Gig championship against Streetfighter Ken. After falling short at last month’s fatal four way match, Ken is determined to take the Golden Gig for himself in a one on one match for the most coveted prize in all of professional wrestling. But the champion Juiced Lee has firmly defeated all of his opponents since winning the Golden Gig this year and has vowed not to lose! Now the only legitimate threat to his championship run is Streetfighter Ken!

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HoodSlam Francisco: Bright Lights, GiG City
August 23rd, 2014 doors 7:30pm, show 8:00pm
The Z Space
450 Florida St
San Francisco, Ca
cover TBA, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids

Top of the Skydreamers Miracle eXstacy Cup tournament continues this Saturday in SF!

“The Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle eXstacy Cup” is a point based tournament beginning in July and spanning multiple events, ending Sep 5th. This Saturday the tournament continues at TheZspaceSF, as hoodslam competitors compete to win a big cup of eXstacy!

El Chupacabra vs Anthony ButabiSkydreamermariclecup

El Chupacabra vs Drugz Bunny

Drugz Bunny vs Link,

Link vs Virgil Flynn III

Virgil Flynn III vs Drugz Bunny

All competitors will fight each other within their own groups until elimination at 10 points per win. So two of them have advanced and Block 1 is done. Block A has 5 matches remaining and all of them will happen in a row on Aug 23rd in an order to be determined:

Block A

Block 1

El Chupacabra – 5 points

Brian Kendrick – 30 points

Anthony Butabi – 10 points

DARK Sheik – Out

Drugz Bunny – 10 points

James C – 10 points/ Out

Virgil Flynn III – 10 points

Jonathon Butabi – 30 points

Link – 15 points

Ryu – Out

July 4th tournament results

The Brian Kendrick defeated Shiek with a sliced bread #2

Jonathon Butabi defeated James C.

Drugz Bunny defeated Anthony Butabi with a Cokeslam

July 18th tournament results

Antony Butabi defeated Virgil Flyn III

Jonathon Butabi defeated Ryu

The Brian Kendrick defeated James with a sliced bread #2

Link and El Chupacabra fought to a draw

July 27th tournament results

Jonathan Butabi defeated Dark sheik

Aug 1st tournament results

Virgil Flynn III def. El Chupacabra with a pair of 450 splashes.

Link def. “The Knight of the Roxbury” Anthony Butabi with the Rupee Cutter.

James C. (with Stony Montana) def. DARK Sheik with the Gang Bang Piledriver.

The Brian Kendrick defeated Ryu with a sliced bread #2

HoodSlam Francisco: Bright Lights, GiG City
August 23rd, 2014 doors 7:30pm, show 8:00pm
The Z Space
450 Florida St
San Francisco, Ca
cover TBA, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids

Shelly Martinez returns to Hoodslam Aug 23rd!

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Next Saturday Aug 23rd, Former WWE Diva and TNA Knockout Shelley Martinez is coming to our first ever event in San Francisco- “HoodSlam Francisco: Bright Lights, Big City.” Shelly is a Hoodslam veteran set to fight “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder in a Last WOMAN Standing Iron Lung Match!

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Brittany Wonder is the uncrowned “Queen of Hoodslam” and has faced Shelly before in highly competitive matches. At “Bright Lights, Gig City,” the battle between these two sexy grapplers will shake The City like its 1906 all over again!

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HoodSlam Francisco: Bright Lights, GiG City
August 23rd, 2014 doors 7:30pm, show 8:00pm
The Z Space
450 Florida St
San Francisco, Ca
cover TBA, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids

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