7/7 PAXXX AMERICANA Results

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7/7/17 Oakland Metro Operahouse

 

0. Stoner U Pre-show: Commentary by Screaming Eagle Mike O Shea and Scott Rick Stoner

Super Beast defeated Hip Hop Harry

Ken Masters defeated FONG in the Sing of the Ring Tournament

  • Hoodslam commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, music by The Hoodslam Band

BatManuel started the show by saying he would finally be awarded his shot for winning a number one contenders match a year ago before shoulder surgery for the Golden Gig.  Firstly, he had to clear the air with Cereal Man, who denied interfering in his match last first Friday.  To prove his convictions, he would fight Doc Atrocity immediately.

  1. Doc Atrocity defeated Cereal Man after interference from Botchi the Clown
  2. The Killer Baes (Heather Monroe and Laura James) defeated Nurse Ratchet and Brittany Wonder (with Doc Atrocity and Botchi the Clown) in what was announced as a Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks championship defense, but Doc Atrocity stated that since Nurse Ratchet was pinned, Brittany Wonder remained Champion.
  3. “CM Punk Memorial Trophy Holder” Drugz Bunny defeated Coach Joey Nuggs, FONG, PBJ Banana and Anthony Butabi in a gauntlet match
  4. The CAUTION (Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement) defeated Shotokan Dojo (Ryu and Ken Masters)
  5. Pissed off Nerdy Gamer PONG defeated BatManuel after interference from a “dark cereal man” to retain the Golden Gig Championship
  6. The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) defeated Virgil Flynn III and El Chupacabra to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
  7. Johnny Drinko Butabi defeated James C

 

 

 

7/2 Cruel Summer Results

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Hoodslam “Cruel Summer”

July 2nd, 2017

DNA Lounge, San Francisco, California

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave

Music by Oinga Boinga

On a sunday afternoon..

  1. Drugz Bunny defeated James C

2. Brittany Wonder defeated Samara to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

3. El Chupacabra defeated Nurse Ratchet

4. Anton Voorhees defeated Ryu

5. Batmanuel defeated Zangev, Sub-Zero and Super Beast in a fatal four way

6. FONG defeated Anthony Butabi

7. The Stoner Brothers defeated New U (Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands), Hayward Heat (Steve Tresario and Big B) and Millenial Falcons (Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary) in an elimination match to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

Cruel Summer is this SUNDAY 7/2 in SF!

Day drinking at its best!  Sundays 3 pm Hoodslam is bringing a full crew to do what we do and as only we can do it to you.  Whoo!  Broseph Joe Brody will be on commentary, joined by the incomparable Wonder Dave!  Also, live music by all female Oingo Boingo cover band OINGA BOINGA!  Also… WRESTLING, go figure.  These matches have been announced!  More to come!  Presales on DNA Lounge website right here right meow!

Samara debuts against Best Athlete in the East Bay Brittany Wonder

Samara debuts against Best Athlete in the East Bay Brittany Wonder

 

El Chupacabra goes one on one with Nurse Ratchet

El Chupacabra goes one on one with Nurse Ratchet

HOODSLAM UNPLUGGED 6/24/17 Results

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Sonjas Country Inn, Knightsen California

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and a man called Aman

Special UNPLUGGED ACOUSTIC versions of the Hoodslam music by the Hoodslam band!

Winneres of matches are granted the special chance to remove the sacred Knightsen Corn Sword from the Stone, and become Sir or Lady of this land.

  • Manny Faberino came to the ring to challenge Donnie Drinko, who is presumed dead after last Bloodslam but some think may be in hiding.  A “Steve the Cock Fighter” accepted the challenge instead, saying if he loses he’ll shave his mustache.  If he wins, Manny must grow one (over his beard).  Also, its an ambulance match.  But theirs no ambulance, so they used the uhaul the ring came in.
  1. Steve The Cockfighter defeated Manny Faberino by locking him in the uHaul

A man named Aman came to the ring, and declared he was a Stoner U student, ready to claim his spot.  On sight of the entrants in the next match, he left rapidly and did not debut.

2. Nurse Ratchet defeated Richard Shhnary, Slayer Rask, Big B and Dr Indiana Banana Pajama jones in a 4 way match.

3. The Stoner Brothers defeated New U Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands in an Iron Lung Last Person Smoking Challenge to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

4. Cal Jack defeated Super Beast

5. Brittany Wonder defeated Drugz Bunny to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks in a Fanny Packs in a Tree Match after her superfans climbed up and tossed it to her.

6. MegaZord won a gauntlet match featuring Richard Shhnary, Brutal Rob Hands, Juan Solo, John Kendrick, a puddy, Banana Indiana Jones again, Nurse Ratchet, a man called Aman, Manny from the uHaul and Super Beast.

 

  • none were able to move the Corn Sword from the Stone.

MONDAY NIGHT HOODSLAM 6/19/17 Results

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District 30, Sacramento California

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and El Flaco Loco, music by the Hoodslam band

 

  1. Brutal Rob Hands w/Coach Joey Nuggs defeated Silent Assassin Jean-Pierre
  2. Coach Joey Nuggs and ECW Original Mustafa Saeed fought to a no contest
  3. Alexis Darevko defeated Big B
  4. Otis the Gimp pinned Nurse Ratchet to win a 5 way gauntlet featuring also Drugz Bunny, Virgil Flynn III and Anton Voorhees
  5. The Stoner Brothers defeated the impromptu tag team of Super Beast and Johnny Drinko
  6. Sub Zero defeated Ken Masters
  7. Brittany Wonder defeated Otis the Gimp to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fanny packs

Hoodslam Digital Deviants 6/16/17 Results

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Oakland, CA

June 16, 2017

Oakland, CA

 

Your commentary provided by Broseph Joe Brody as TJ Combro and Golden Gig Champion PONG, music by the Hoodslam band

 

  1. Representing NBA JAM the Golden State World Warriors Violent Ken Duran and Steph CurRyu defeated Dr. Robotnik from the Sonic series and Jimmy Hopkins from Bully
  2. Alice from Madness Returns defeated Rick from Splatterhouse and Juliet from Lollipop Chainsaw
  3. Sub Zero and Raiden from Mortal Kombat defeated Mr Driller and Dig-Dug from there self titled NES games
  4. Parappa the Rappa defeated Samba de Amigo
  5. Superman from INJUSTICE and Superman 64 defeated Balrog from Street Fighter, Link from Zelda and Mr Game and Watch
  6. Arthur from Ghosts n Goblins defeated the Dominos Noid from HEY NOID
  7. Max Payne defeated Venom Snake from Metal Gear Solid V
  8. Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG defeated Superman to retain the Golden Gig

Hoodslam at Stockton Sinister CreatureCon!

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June 10th and 11th are Sinister days in Stockton! But in a good way, because the Creature Con came to town and they invited us too!  We schmoozed, flyered, hung out with cosplayers, even made it on the big screen! It was nice to share a building with the Dream Warriors!  Maybe next year we can bring a ring…

CHASING WATERFALLS 6/2/17 RESULTS

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Stoner U Pre Show, featuring ring announcer Shawn Michaels Allen and Commentary by Stoner Brothers.

– Broseph Joe Brody defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi “Bad Touch” by Bloodhound Gang in the Sing of the Ring Tournament with Bon Jovi “dead or alive”

– Superbeast defeated Brutal Rob Hands with Coach Joey Nuggs.

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, Music by NOBODY. everyone just came out to TLC “Chasing Waterfalls”.

1. Anthony Butabi defeated Gary Galaxy

2. PONG defeated Sage Sin to defending the Golden Gig

3. Shotokan Dojo (Ryu and Ken) defeated The CAUTION (Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement)

4. Drugz Bunny defeated Special Dark Sugar Dunkerton

5. Stoner Brothers (Rick and Scott Stoner) defeated Millenial Falcons (Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary) to defend the Intetgalactic Tag Team Championship

6. Brittany Wonder and Nurse Ratchet with Doc Atrocity and Bochi the clown defeated Bat Manuel and Cereal Man -after a “dark cereal man?” interfered – to win the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

7. James C defeated Steven Tresario

8. Team GAME OVER (PONG and FONG) defeated El Chupacabra and Virgil Flynn III to defend the Golden Gig

 

The show is online! Watch it for 1.99, plus everything else we film on demand at the Hoodslammery YouTube channel.

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Hoodslam Totally 90s EXTREME Results

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Better late than never…

5/14/2017

DNA Lounge, San Francisco

Commentary by Kurt Brobain, music by The Hoodslam Band

1. Gomez and Wednesday Adams (with Morticia and Thing) defeated Wayne and Garth after tandem chokeslam and tombstone from Thing and Wednesday.

2. Roofio defeated Rookie of the Year Rowengardner (sp?) after catching the floater and pelting his contemporary adolescent in the heart with a baseball.

3. Spawn defeated Violator

4. Bulk and Skull defeated the Power Rangers and Jay and Silent bob in a three way dance after Riv-Raven interfered. They then joined his flock, and along with emerging Puddies attacked all other participants. The Megazord appeared and laid waste to the Flock, the Puddies and even the rangers, and then celebrated with Jay and Silent Bob.

5. Captain Planet w/ the Planeteers defeated Cyclops w/ Emma Frost

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6. Ace Ventura and Ernest Goes to Hoodslam defeated the blue world organization brother (Nightcrawler and Big Poppa Smurf) by dq when Tommy Pickles interfered.

– post match, the bWo attacked their opponents and referee. Then they had a 2 year birthdays for Tommy Pickles, presenting him with a new tryke, and a box mobody claimedto get. Inside was a faux head of Tommy Pickles. Crow Chucky then appeared from the rafters – who Pickles turned on in July 2015 when he joined the bwo – cleared the ring of Nightcrawler and Poppa Smurf.

7. Crow Chucky defeated Tinseltown Tommy Pickles with a scorpion deathlock to win the 90s Universe Championship D.A.R.E. fannypack.

 

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5/22 SACRAMENTO RESULTS – New BEST ATHLETE

Monday Night Hoodslam 5/22/2017

District 30 Nightclub – Sacramento, CA

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody

Music by The Hoodslam Band

1. Stoner Brothers (Rick and Scott Stoner) defeated Silent but Deadly (Jean Pierre and Charlie Chaplin) to retain the Intetgalactic Tag Team Championship.

2. Alexis Darevko defeated Jesus Kruze

3. Super Beast v KILLMEISTER was a no contest after both were attacked mid match by NEW U (Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands). They were then confronted by the Stoner Bros of Stoner U, who were all four attacked by Super Beast and KILLMEISTER. All six were then attacked by Pooh Jack and ECW Legend Mustafa Saeed, who cleared the ring.

4. Johnny Drinko defeated Nurse Ratchet.

5. Batmanuel defeated Ken Masters and Brittany Wonder to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fanny Packs Champion.

6. Virgil Flynn III defeated Drugz Bunny.

 

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