11692732_918428934860796_3359074467148582616_n

Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy Results

Friday, August 7, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 875

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was Jury Booty.

1. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “The Fuckin’ Machine” Brian Cage to retain the Golden Gig.

2. Tag team match: “The Russian Lover” Zangief & “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) & Marty McFlux to advance to the Battle Royal of Supremacy.

3. The trial of Doc Atrocity for willful negligence in the past death of Butternuts and the future death of Anthony Butabi turned into an impromptu four-on-four, no-tag match featuring DARK Sheik, “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina Von Eerie, “The Talent” Ean Hancement and Doc Atrocity vs. “The Knights of the Roxbury” (Anthony Butabi and “Inspector” Johnny Drinko), “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, and Virgil Flynn III. The match ended in a no-contest when DARK Sheik was revealed as a robot. Ultimately, Doc Atrocity was forgiven by “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder and accepted a spot in the Battle Royal of Supremacy.

4. Paul London (with the remains of Butternuts) def. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra (with Courtney Crimson) to advance to the Battle Royal of Supremacy.

5. Three-way elimination tag-team match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs, Cheerleader Missy Hyasshit and Waterboy Bobby Burgerhands) were denied spots in the Battle Royal of Supremacy, falling to the teams of James C. & Juiced Lee, and Bat Manuel & Cereal Man, all four of whom advanced to the Battle Royal of Supremacy.

Drugz Bunny appeared after the match, took down The Stoner Brothers and Coach Joey Nuggs, and dared a member of Stoner U to challenge him for the Golden Gig at Fanarchy Rulz on Friday, September 4. The Hoodslam fans can vote on which member of Stoner U they want to see challenge Drugz Bunny for the Golden Gig right here: (link)

6. The Hero of HIGHrule Link def. PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer, with FONG [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer]) to advance to the Battle Royal of Supremacy.

7. 2015 Battle Royal of Supremacy (elimination occurs when a competitor is thrown over the top rope and both feet hit the floor): Doc Atrocity eliminated Cereal Man to win the 2015 Battle Royal of Supremacy, giving him complete control over Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall, Fuck the Fans VI on Friday, October 2 at the Oakland Metro Opera House.

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, September 4 for Hoodslam: Fanarchy Rulz – Fans Fuck Back. Get all the event details right here: https://www.facebook.com/events/377593549117544/

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics/videos from the show? Post them with #Hoodslam

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

Drugz Bunny on Booking The Territory

Hoodslam’s Golden Gig Champion Drugz Bunny spreading the word of the ‪‎Accidental Phenomenon‬ via podcast.

Listen to it, share it and get ready for more ‪Hoodslammers‬ to be on “Booking the Territory” in the near future.

10527267_1563187600566345_1964465875634494924_n

1538912_907484435955246_7521008659441673881_n

Hoodslam: Rise of the Toon – Homage to Saturday Mornings RESULTS

Friday, July 17, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 360

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody as Johnny BROvo.

Tonight’s musical guest was Cocky and Bullstinkle.

1. Tag team match: The Masters of the Universe (She-Man and He-Ra) def. Storm & Psylocke (with Rogue).

2. Batmanuel def. The Joker (with Harley Quinn)

3. Tag team match: James C. & Juiced Lee def. The Flintstoners (Fred Flintstoner and Wilma Flintstoner, with Barney Rubble).

4. Triple threat match: Beetlejuice (with Lidia) def. Max Goof and G.I. Joe’s chief warrant officer Flint.

5. Special performance from Felix the Cat Sweet of Displayed Labors Sideshow.

6. Six-entity tag team match: Rocksteady, Krang & Shredder def. Alvin and the Chipmunks (Alvin, Simon & Theodore)

7. Tag team match: The Rugrats (Tommy Pickles and Chuckie Finster) and the Blue World Order (Big Poppa Smurf and The Cuzzy Curt Nightcrawler, with Smurfette) wrestled to a no-contest when Tommy Pickles revealed himself as the third man, turning on his partner to join the Blue World Order.

8. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. Judge Doom in a Dip match.

You can see this show, along with every Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, August 7 for Battle Royal of Supremacy. Get all the event details right here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1688629674699113/

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

The Stoner Brothers on The Kracker & The Kahn

11054280_10203273650802175_5703409810478099607_n

The first 38 minutes of the show features a discussion on WWE Beast in the East, UFC McGregor v. Mendes and NFL prop bets on the NFC North….then we’re joined by Hoodslam’s The Stoner Brothers!  They stop by to discuss why they left the recent WWE tryout and address the subject of them taking someone else’s spot in the camp.  Then we segue into motherfucking Hoodslam and the subject that everyone wants to know about – Hoodslam rats!

You can listen to the show on 1GimmickWorld.

11425867_907463845957305_5602347553862459628_n

Hoodslam: #America 2015 – Rock, Flag & Eagle RESULTS

Hoodslam: #America 2015 – Rock, Flag & Eagle RESULTS

Friday, July 3, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 563

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was One If By Land, Two If By Semen.

1. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi) def. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra and “Big Ugly” JD Bishop.

2. Three-way tag team match: DARK Sheik & “The Talent” Ean Hancement def. Marty McFlux & Virgil Flynn III, and The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs and Waterboy Bobby Burgerhands).

3. Gerudo Valley Street Fight: “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link def. Triple H, who replaced Paul London, who replaced PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer).

4. Triple threat match: “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) and “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie (with DARK Sheik).

5. Doc Atrocity def. Botchy the Clown.

6. Tag team match: Juiced Lee & James C. def. Bat Manuel & Cereal Man.

7. Best Athlete in the East Bay Award: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. Cheerleader Missy Hyasshit.

8. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief.

You can see this show, and every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, July 17 for Hoodslam: Ride of the Toon – Homage to Saturday Mornings. Get all the event details right here: https://www.facebook.com/events/496118373878264/

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

11151008_891640880872935_1958838842072288332_n

Hoodslam: Digital Deviance – Gamers Gone Wild RESULTS

Saturday, June 13, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 260

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody, who was a BROkémon.

1. Triple Threat match: Duke Nukem def. Marshall Law and Terry Bogard.

2. Uncle Fester def. Toadburger.

3. Red Rhino Challenge: Shaquille O’Neal accepted the Red Rhino challenge. Shaq def. Akuma and Glass Joe, but fell to Red Rhino.

4. Mortal Kombat grudge match: Kano def. Jax.

5. Four-way tag team match: Team GAME OVER (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer “PONG” and Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer “FONG) def. Super Stoner Bros (Super Mario Stoner & Super Luigi Stoner), Assassin’s Creed (Altair and Connor Kenway) and Ryu & Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass).

6. Triple threat match: Solid Snake Manuel def. Virgil Flynn V and James C.

7. Drugz Bunny def. Trevor Phillips (with Mr. Rasberry Jam).

8. Krypt (with a “k”) match: Scorpion (with Princess Kitana) def. Sub-Zero (with Queen Sindel).

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded – subscribe to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!