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The Stoner Brothers, Rick Scott and Scott Rick, toss Jonny “Drinko” Butabi high in the air to set him up for a “Rizz Bomb,” their finishing move.

The Stoner Brothers, Rick Scott and Scott Rick, toss Jonny “Drinko” Butabi high in the air to set him up for a “Rizz Bomb,” their finishing move.

It’s a cloudy Oakland evening as the first of the twelve hundred-strong fans begin to form a serpentine line extending around a dimly lit building just outside of Jack London Square.
They chatter in the crisp spring air—some excited, discussing the matches planned for the evening with pride, nipping clandestinely at concealed containers; others apprehensive, having only heard of the madness that was about to ensue third-hand, awkwardly avoiding eye contact with their Tinder date and trying not to wonder aloud, “What have I gotten myself into?”
All are here for one purpose: to witness the monster that is “Hoodslam” be brought to life.

Keep reading on The Laney Tower

The Five / Everything Is Already Something

Anthony & Allison of The San Francisco Theater Pub Team decided to visit The Accidental Phenomenon this past Friday.

This week, we’re doing something a little different. Allison and I are eschewing our usual formats to periodically take you on theatergoing adventures, with liquor. For our inaugural article, we decided to head out to the Oakland Metro for the “Accidental Phenomenon” known as HOODSLAM. A Pro-wrestling show that makes itself unique by a self-awareness, performance art approach and a remarkable bond with their fans. There are also three bars inside the venue, an ideal location.

Read their full, hazy recollections:

The Five: Allison and Anthony Get Drunk and Go To HOODSLAM- PART ONE

Everything Is Already Something: Allison and Anthony Get Drunk and Go To HOODSLAM, PART 2 

Highlights & Hoodslammery!!!!

The Highlights are up, and you can also visit the Hoodslammery full event page, where you can see this whole show (plus all our others as we get them uploaded) for only 1.99 a month! That’s right, a whole digital liberry at your finger tips! Jump on it now, or watch the video and click the link at the end to be taken DIRECTly to said page.

Watch the full episode (AND ALL OUR OTHER SHOWS!) for just $1.99 on the Hoodslammery Youtube Channel! You can even start with a free trial! dang!


Hoodslam: Drinko de Mayo – Idle Fancies Results

Friday, May 1, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 780

Tonight’s musical guest was Limp Seabizkit.

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

1. Six-person tag team match: Johnny “The Kid” Kai, Candylicker the Pirate and Manimal def. Chuey Martinez, Moshpit Mike, and “The Russian Lover” Zangiev.

2. Four-way match, winner to be named number-one contender for the Golden Gig: Sub-Zero (with Sindel) def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), Juiced Lee, and “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra (with Courtney Crimson).

3. Intergalactic Cyborg Death Match: “The OG Scumdog of the Universe” Techno Destructo (with “Space Dom” Bryce Wild) def. Doc Animosty (with Botchy the Clown disguised as QuasiServo).

4. The Knights of the Roxbury (Anthony Butabi and Johnny “Drinko” Butabi) def. DARK Sheik and Marty McFlux.

5. James C. def. Ean Hancement.

6. Team GAME OVER (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer [PONG] and Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer [FONG], the co-holders of the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award) and “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz def. Cereal Man, “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel, and “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder.

7. Golden Gig Championship: Drugz Bunny def. Virgil Flynn III to retain the Golden Gig.

8. Tag team match: THE Brian Kendrick and Paul London def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott and Scott-Rick, with Coach Joey Nuggs, Cheerleader Missy Hyasshit, and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands).

To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, May 22 for a special mid-month comedy/wrestling show featuring stand-up from “The Whole Fucking Show” Rob Van Dam. Hoodslam will also be back at the Oakland Metro on Friday, June 5.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

UpOut SF

At the end of March UpOut SF did a nice little write up on Hoodslam. You can read it here!


Hoodslam is the accidental phenomenon hosted every first Friday at the Oakland Metro Operahouse. Simply put, it’s a very adult version of WWE. The wrestlers are liquored up. The referee is smoking a fat blunt. The crowd is in a frenzy.

Keep reading on the UpOut site.

8 of these special “Golden Gig” Edition figures will be available on Friday! Head over to our Facebook post and comment with who you’d like to see a figure of next. One of the commenters will win a super rare 1 of a kind SILVER Drugz Bunny!

While you’re on Facebook, visit the Scraped Resin page to like it and learn of the maker of these gimmicks!


Hoodslammery YouTube Channel!

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Drinko De Mayo: Idle Fancies Matches


DARK Sheik vs Marty McFlux


These two Hoodslammers have some issues with each other and they’re gonna settle it at Hoodslam – Drinko de Mayo aka Idle Fancies


 Former “Best Athlete in Bay” Virgil Flynn III vs ‪Golden GiG‬ champion Drugz Bunny


Ken vs El Chupacabra vs Sub Zero vs JUICED Lee


These 4 ‎Hoodslammers‬ have been moving up the ranks these past few shows and it’s earned them a shot at the Golden GiG‬ in June. Who will win this match and become the new number 1 contender?

Entertania V Highlight Reel

EnterTania‬ V highlight reel in glorious HD brought to you by Mark Johnston (and johnston). Hope you liked the Kayfabe Memorial Lethal lottery tag team tournament Battle bowl Championship and 5 years of Hoodslam‬! Fuck the fans! (Triple botch ftf)