That’s right! You fans asked for him and you’re getting him! El Flaco Loco will be back at Hoodslam on December 6th for Hoodslam: Non Denominational Winter Season Celebrational Festivity…of Doom…..DOS!

Thanks to Robert Rodriguez, we have a completely new contest for all of our fans!

Head over to our Facebook and place your vote for what color you want to see the new Dark Sheik figure in! We’ll choose one fan at random to win their own Dark Sheik figure!

At the October Horrorslam event, a horrible truth was revealed: Doc Atrocity and DARK Sheik have joined forces. It’s no mystery why, it’s just confusing as shit HOW.

photo by Jesse Bowen

DARK Sheik, after quitting Hoodslam last June, made his return in September. But he wasn’t gone for three months – it was more like 86 years. Due to his twice dead (de)composition, the DARK Sheik survived through the decades, and met up with a twisted and deformed Doc Atrocity somewhere around the year 2099…

During the summer, the Doc Atrocity of 2013 was qutie busy, attempting to secure a guity verdict in the Trial of El Sparko. He was unsuccessful, as it was proven that JuggalOG Kevin Gill was the guilty culprit, and he was the one sent into exile. During the crazy caper, Resistances fighter from the future came back in time to stop Doc Atrocity IN 2013 so that he can’t fuck up their lives, and the world, in 2099 (by supposedly turning Hoodslam in a global corporate monster conglomerate…or whatever).

2099 Doc Atrocity is aware of their actions, and he sent back a doomsday device to defeat the heroic future fucks (his words, not mine). That doomsday device IS the returned DARK Sheik, and he has promised the Doc Atrocity of 2013 that all future business will be settled December 6th ath the Oakland Metro. Can these two ego maniacs trust each other? Will the resistance fighters of the future succeed in their mission? If they do, will they exist anymore? Cuz it’d be a boner to win and then just dissapear.

Find out DECEMBER 6TH at the OAKLAND METRO!

For the first time ever, Hoodslam will be introducing “Year End Awards” and YOU the fans get to vote and make your voice heard. Here, we have categories from “Hoodslammer of the Year” to “Best Special Performance Act” with nominees in each category to help you choose from. Don’t like the nominees that are there? Then enter in WHO or WHAT should be named as a nominee. Think long and hard cause there was a lot of great and PHENOMENAL things that has happened from January and on. And you only get ONE chance to vote.

You must complete every single category and send your vote via email to HoodslamFTF@gmail.com before Tuesday Dec 31st to have your vote count. 

And here you go!

*Hoodslammer of the Year*
-Drugz Bunny
-DARK Sheik
-Virgil Flynn III
-Anthony Butabi
-El Chupacabra
-Other

*Match of the Year*

-Anthony Butabi vs Drake Younger (February)
-Drugz Bunny vs James C at Hoodslam: Love the Game (June)
-Virgil Flynn the 3rd vs Drake Younger at Hoodslam: 80′s For the Ladies II (November)
-Johnny “Drinko” Butabi vs Paul London (March)
-DARK Sheik (as Altair from Assassin’s Creed) vs “God of War” Kratos (June)
-Other

*Hoodslam Moment of the Year*

-Drugz Bunny winning the Battle Royal of Supremacy (August)
-Virgil Flynn III beating DARK Sheik to become the NEW Best Athlete in the East Bay (June)
-DARK Sheik returning to Hoodslam and then winning the Golden GiG with JUICED Lee (September)
-Brittany Wonder winning the 30-entity Battle Royal at FTF IV (October)
-TEAM Street Fighter (Ken & Ryu) vs The Stoner Bros (January)
-Other

*Best Hoodslam Entrance Theme* (Played by The Hoodslam Band)

-Otis the Gimp
-The Stoner Bros
-El Chupacabra
-DARK Sheik
-Scorpion
-Other

*Best Hoodslam Entrance Theme* (NOT played by The Hoodslam Band)

-Virgil Flynn III
-Drugz Bunny
-Johnny “Drinko” Butabi
-”Ultra Girl” Brittany Wonder
-Anthony Butabi
-Other

*Best Hoodslam Band Name*

-José Queervo (May)
-Nudist Priest (November)
-Donkey Schlong (June)
-Trouser Snakes on a Plane (March)
-Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds (September)
-Other

*Best Team/Faction*

-The James Gang
-United Sideshows and Atrocities
-The Stoner Bros
-TEAM Street Fighter
-The Butabi Bros
-Other

*Most Hated Hoodslammer*

-James C
-Doc Atrocity
-”Broseph” Joe Brody
-Johnny “Drinko” Butabi
-F.O.N.G.
-Other

*Best Name for a Hoodslam Show*

-Boyz in the Hoodslam 3 – 37th Chamber
-Hoodslam 3 Year Anniversary: “I’ll ALWAYS Know What You Did Last Hoodslam”
-Hoodslam: Fuck the Fans IV: In Drugz We Trust
-Hoodslam: The Mayans Were Stupid – AKA Funeral for a Furry (January)
-Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy – Daze of Future Past
-Other

*Favorite Non Regular Hoodslammer*

-Shelly Martinez
-Mustafa Saed
-Gangrel
-Brian Kendrick
-Drake Younger
-Other

*Favorite Street Fighter Character*

-Ken
-Guile
-Ryu
-Zangief
-E. Honda
-Other

*Favorite Mortal Kombat Character-

-Johnny Cage
-Sub Zero
-Sindel
-Scorpion
-Kano
-Other

*Best Special Performance Act*

-Revolva
-Displayed Labors Side Show
-Francine Dead
-D. Faust
-Cat Sweet
-Other

We got a hell of a write up in the SF Chronicle last week!! Head over to SFGate to read the full article online! Share it with your friends & your enemies!!

Want to relive the greatness that went down on October 4th at FTF IV?! Now you can! Head over to Smart Mark Video to download the entire show now! For just $9.99!

The results are up from the show on PWTorch and on our results page right here on Birds Will Fall. Plus! Pictures from our amazing photographers and fans are circulating the internet! Check out our album from Gabriel Hurley on our Facebook page!

As always George Asencio took a bunch of outstanding pictures for us too! Click here to see the full album.

Plus even more pictures from our fans!

That’s right, last year it was so nice we knew we’d have to do it twice! It’s the return of 80′s night! Yeah, 80s! You remember all that cool stuff, right? Reagan! The Cold War! Acid Wash Jeans! Cheers Spinoffs!…well, all those things kinda sucked. But there WAS good stuff, and we’re gonna celebrate it. Like shoulderpads and hairspray! Leopard print and 8-bit! And an attitude that our world dominance will only continue to grow while others adore us, and that theirs no chance a generation of loser do nothings could ever mess up our economy or sense of patriotism! FTF!

Life has been up and down for Drugz Bunny lately. In June, he agreed that if he lost to James C. he would get back in line within the James Gang. He did, and the last few months were hell for him – with the exception that he won August’s Battle Royal of Supremacy and would get to dictate the matches in October. But instead of using his powers to torment his boss James C., they made a deal. Drugz would allow James to team with him to battle for the Golden Gig IF AND ONLY IF he was released from the James Gang. If they won, they’d then fight each other for the Gig. Welp, they didn’t. And now, James C. and Drugz Bunny have one more brawl between them. It’s been dubbed a prohibition match, and while nobody knows exactly what that means, we do know that it will inexplicably take place at 80′s for the Ladies 2, and this Bunnymen and 1920′s Gangster have one last ass beating to hand out to each other.