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Hoodslam: EnterTania VI

Friday, April 1, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 941

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody and Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (F.O.N.G.).

Musical guest: Easter AIDS

1. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag-Team match: “The Russian Lover” Zangief and “”The Hero of HIGHrule” Link def. Scott-Rick Stoner and Ryu (with Cammy & Cammy’s Ass)

2. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag-Team match: Coach Nuggs and Anthony Butabi def. The Berkeley Brawler and Boyce in da Hood

3. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. Paul London.

4. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag-Team match: “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands (and that’s HYPE!) and Wilke Ray (representing Hayward Heat, and with Stevie T and Big B) def. Scorpiundertaker and Pooh Jack.

5. Burlesque performance by Francine Dead.

6. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl eight-person tag-team match: “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), Rick-Scott Stoner, and James C. def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Cereal Man, Juiced Lee, and Charlie Chaplin.

7. “I Quit” match for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G., with Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer [F.O.N.G.]).

8. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl: “The Talent” Ean Hancement def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief, “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, Coach Nuggs, Anthony Butabi, “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands (and that’s HYPE!), Wilke Ray (representing Hayward Heat, and with Stevie T and Big B) Ken, Rick-Scott Stoner, and James C.

9. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (chanmpion) def. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze, who cashed in the Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament trophy.

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube. Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, May 6 for Hoodslam: Drinko de Mayo. Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

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Hoodslam & ArnoCorps: Get Your Ass to March 2016 a.k.a. “See You at the Party, Richter!”

Hoodslam & ArnoCorps: Get Your Ass to March 2016 a.k.a. “See You at the Party, Richter!”

Friday, March 4, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 880

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody, F.O.N.G. (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer), and Anthony Butabi.

ArnoCorps played “Terminator” and “Total Recall.”

1. Four-way match: Cereal Man def. YouTube Sensation “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Link “To the Future.”

2. “The Fuckin’ Machine” Brian Cage def. Predatorcabra.

ArnoCorps played “Eraser,” “Commando,” and set a new world record for distance crowd surfed while standing on a guitar case at a professional wrestling show during “I’m Ballsy.”

3. James C. and Juiced Lee (as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito from “Twins”) def. Pooh Jack & “The Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze.

4. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. DARK Sheik. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze attacked Drugz Bunny and told him he was gonna cash in his Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament Trophy for a match against Drugz Bunny for the Golden Gig in the main event of EnterTania VI.

ArnoCorps played “Pumping Iron,” “You Lack Discipline,” and debuted their newest song, “Mr. Freeze.”

5. Ken & Ryu (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), “The Russian Lover” Zangief and Shotzi Blackk Heartt def. Stoner U (Rick-Scott Stoner, Scott-Rick Stoner, Coach Nuggs, and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands). After the match, Coach Nuggs turned on the Stoner Brothers and introduced the world Coach Joey Nuggs, Shotzi Blakk Heartt, and Bobby Burgerhands, now known as “The New U.”

6. Japanese Console War Death Match for the King of Iron Thumbs Tournament championship and a shot at the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder to become number-one contender for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks at EnterTania VI.

ArnoCorp closed the show with “Last Action Hero.”

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, April 1 for Hoodslam: EnterTania VI

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

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Hoodslam: Femmed Out – Total DIVAstation Results

Hoodslam: Femmed Out – Total DIVAstation
Friday, February 5, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 857
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Musical guest: The Chixie Dicks featuring Mary Jane Lawless.
1. P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer, with F.O.N.G. [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer], representing Team Game Over) def. Wanda from “In Living Color.”
2. Tag team match: Smokin’ Hot Boobs def. Latina Heat (Lita and Shakira).
3. Gauntlet: Mimi from “The Drew Carey Show” def. “The Blood Thirsty Vixen” Mariah, Dorothy from “The Wizard of Oz,” Leeloo from “The Fifth Element,” and General “Don’t Call Her ‘Princess’” Leia.
4. James C. and Juiced Lee def. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze and Dragz Bunny.
5. Sasha Blunts def. Carolina Flair (with Bobby Burgerflair).
6. The Joker and Harley Quinn def. Bat Manuela and Cereal Girl.
7. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. Shelly de la Muerte.
You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, March 4 for Hoodslam and ArnoCorps – Get Your Ass to March 2016
Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.
Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #Hoodslam
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!
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Hoodslam: Battle, Born, Ready…BLUUAAGH!

Friday, January 15, 2016
Cargo
Reno, NV
Paid attendance: 181

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was Biggest Little Titty.

1. Six-man tag-team match: Stoner U (The Stoner Brothers [Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner] and Coach Joey Nuggs) def. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi) and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands.

2. Ryu def. Ken.

3. “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel def. DARK Sheik.

4. Juiced Lee (with James C.) def. Virgil Flynn III.

5. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra.

6. Gauntlet match: Pooh Jack def. Gene Eric, “The Black Cat” Joey Smoke, Eddie Braddock, Stevie T, J.R. Crottos, Hip Hop Harry, and Referee Guido.

7. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. James C. (with Juiced Lee).

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, February 5 for Hoodslam: Femmed Out – Total Diva-station

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #Hoodslam

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

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Check out the latest Booking The Territory podcast, as they chat all things Hoodslam with “Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra!

To hear Chupy talk Hoodslam, skip to the 50 minute mark.