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Boyz in the Hoodslam: RENO Results

Friday, May 21, 2016
Cargo at the Whitney Peak Hotel
Reno, NV
Paid attendance: 145

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Musical guest: Nevada Wolfsack.

1. Coach Nuggs Challenge: Coach Joey Nuggs (with “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands, representing The New U) def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief.

2. Three-Way Dance tag team match: Ken & Ryu def. James C. & Juice Lee, and The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner).

3. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. Crotte Rhodes.

4. Four-way elimination match: Virgil Flynn III def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, DARK Sheik, and “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands (with Coach Joey Nuggs, representing The New U).

5. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. Anthony Butabi.

6. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “Big Ugly” J.D. Bishop.

You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam will start running at the Cargo in Reno quarterly. Hoodslam also runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, June 3, and again the following weekend on Saturday, June 11.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

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Hoodslam – Super MUSCLE Bomb Exploder 2016: Dawn of Bustas

Hoodslam – Super MUSCLE Bomb Exploder 2016: Dawn of BustasFriday, May 6
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Musical guest: Purple Stain feat. The Artist Formerly Known as Mary Jane Lawless

1. Three-Way Dance Tag Team match (whomever scores the decision advances to number one contender gauntlet match): Ken and Ryu def. The Caution (DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement) and The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi). Both Ken and Ryu made a simultaneous pin, resulting in both competitors advancing to the number one contender gauntlet match.

2. Number one contender gauntlet match: “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link def. Cobra Kai Corey Kreese, Bruiser Brody Adams, the PB&J Banana, “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie, Super Kratos 2099, Ken, and Ryu to earn the right to face Drugz Bunny for the Golden Gig in the main event.

3. James C. and Juice Lee def. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra and Virgil Flynn III.

4. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief to retain.

5. “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel def. Cereal Man.

6. Tag team grudge match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) def. The New U (“Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Shotzi Blakk Heartt, with Coach Joey Nuggs) to earn five minutes alone in the ring with Coach Nuggs, who was subsequently dismantled by the Stoner Brothers.

7. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link to retain.

You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, June 3. You can also catch Hoodslam at Cargo in Reno, NV on Saturday, May 21.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

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Hoodslam: EnterTania VI

Friday, April 1, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 941

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody and Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (F.O.N.G.).

Musical guest: Easter AIDS

1. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag-Team match: “The Russian Lover” Zangief and “”The Hero of HIGHrule” Link def. Scott-Rick Stoner and Ryu (with Cammy & Cammy’s Ass)

2. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag-Team match: Coach Nuggs and Anthony Butabi def. The Berkeley Brawler and Boyce in da Hood

3. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. Paul London.

4. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag-Team match: “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands (and that’s HYPE!) and Wilke Ray (representing Hayward Heat, and with Stevie T and Big B) def. Scorpiundertaker and Pooh Jack.

5. Burlesque performance by Francine Dead.

6. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl eight-person tag-team match: “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), Rick-Scott Stoner, and James C. def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Cereal Man, Juiced Lee, and Charlie Chaplin.

7. “I Quit” match for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G., with Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer [F.O.N.G.]).

8. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl: “The Talent” Ean Hancement def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief, “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, Coach Nuggs, Anthony Butabi, “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands (and that’s HYPE!), Wilke Ray (representing Hayward Heat, and with Stevie T and Big B) Ken, Rick-Scott Stoner, and James C.

9. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (chanmpion) def. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze, who cashed in the Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament trophy.

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube. Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, May 6 for Hoodslam: Drinko de Mayo. Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #Hoodslam

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Hoodslam & ArnoCorps: Get Your Ass to March 2016 a.k.a. “See You at the Party, Richter!”

Hoodslam & ArnoCorps: Get Your Ass to March 2016 a.k.a. “See You at the Party, Richter!”

Friday, March 4, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 880

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody, F.O.N.G. (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer), and Anthony Butabi.

ArnoCorps played “Terminator” and “Total Recall.”

1. Four-way match: Cereal Man def. YouTube Sensation “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Link “To the Future.”

2. “The Fuckin’ Machine” Brian Cage def. Predatorcabra.

ArnoCorps played “Eraser,” “Commando,” and set a new world record for distance crowd surfed while standing on a guitar case at a professional wrestling show during “I’m Ballsy.”

3. James C. and Juiced Lee (as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito from “Twins”) def. Pooh Jack & “The Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze.

4. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. DARK Sheik. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze attacked Drugz Bunny and told him he was gonna cash in his Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament Trophy for a match against Drugz Bunny for the Golden Gig in the main event of EnterTania VI.

ArnoCorps played “Pumping Iron,” “You Lack Discipline,” and debuted their newest song, “Mr. Freeze.”

5. Ken & Ryu (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), “The Russian Lover” Zangief and Shotzi Blackk Heartt def. Stoner U (Rick-Scott Stoner, Scott-Rick Stoner, Coach Nuggs, and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands). After the match, Coach Nuggs turned on the Stoner Brothers and introduced the world Coach Joey Nuggs, Shotzi Blakk Heartt, and Bobby Burgerhands, now known as “The New U.”

6. Japanese Console War Death Match for the King of Iron Thumbs Tournament championship and a shot at the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder to become number-one contender for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks at EnterTania VI.

ArnoCorp closed the show with “Last Action Hero.”

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, April 1 for Hoodslam: EnterTania VI

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

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Hoodslam: Femmed Out – Total DIVAstation Results

Hoodslam: Femmed Out – Total DIVAstation
Friday, February 5, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 857
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Musical guest: The Chixie Dicks featuring Mary Jane Lawless.
1. P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer, with F.O.N.G. [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer], representing Team Game Over) def. Wanda from “In Living Color.”
2. Tag team match: Smokin’ Hot Boobs def. Latina Heat (Lita and Shakira).
3. Gauntlet: Mimi from “The Drew Carey Show” def. “The Blood Thirsty Vixen” Mariah, Dorothy from “The Wizard of Oz,” Leeloo from “The Fifth Element,” and General “Don’t Call Her ‘Princess’” Leia.
4. James C. and Juiced Lee def. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze and Dragz Bunny.
5. Sasha Blunts def. Carolina Flair (with Bobby Burgerflair).
6. The Joker and Harley Quinn def. Bat Manuela and Cereal Girl.
7. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. Shelly de la Muerte.
You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, March 4 for Hoodslam and ArnoCorps – Get Your Ass to March 2016
Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.
Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #Hoodslam
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!
www.BirdsWillFall.com