“Unleash the Animal [s]!”

We have footage of the annual return of the Smoking Hot Boobs! This year with a twist; since they fought the guardians of a galaxy, they took on the likeness of a familiar fighter/actor. Drax the Destroyer, Dave Bautista, whoever; they got nothing on BOOBTISTA

Feel the 411 MANIA for Hoodslam



What a great article! Read it here!  See how awesome we is! They do…


If you’ve been to our humble little show, this article will be a fun trip down feelings lane.  If youve never been/ are on the fence about what we are (and if you’d love love it) then read read read away. Its good for your brain. Thanks Dino Zee (the last dinosaur?) for authoring this word party.

THE Richest: Best Cosplayers in Wrestling


Or something. Didnt really read it. Seemed nice though!  Come see why we’re better at costumes than DX and Rated RKO, but not quite as good as Jay Lethal, (who is a national treasure – free plug).


Read about it here! Thanks Author Joe Myrck. Next time keep us in mind for number one spot! We do more than street fighter, ya know?

A “Toxic” Entrance

From Femmed Out NIGHT TWO 2/4/17, a special 5 way elimination match featured a series of pop divas; one entrance we’d like to share comes from a soulful catholic girl from the south…full event avaliable on our HOODSLAMMERY YouTube page!



So good, that on 3/3 we do it a third time! Miss last two years events and don’t know how BALLSY it is? STUPID LUCKY YOU; here’s a highlight reel on our super awesome way subscribable youtube page-o-rama to catch you up! Oh yeah, tickets are available on eventbright yester-NOW. EXACTLY!

Both of these FULL EVENTS are available on the 1.99 a month all the Hoodslam all the time Hoodslammery page (linked on our sidebar), which also gives you the live stream of our event’s for like the cost of a bag of chips.  We fuck the fans, but we’re a cheap fuck.












Hoodslam: Femmed Out (night one)


Friday, February 3, 2017

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Sold Out attendance


Tonight’s musical guest was Rupballs of Fury.


Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody as “TinkerBro”


1. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “The LINK to the Future” Anton Voorhees def. Pizza Cat to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay. Immediately following the match, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi stole the Golden Fannypacks.


2. Mama (from “Mama’s Family”) def. Madea


3. Handicap match: James C. and JUICED Lee def. “The Fuckin’ Machine” Brian Cage.


4. Golden Gig: Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G.) def. Cereal Man to retain the Golden Gig, thanks to interference from Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (F.O.N.G.).


Special performance by The Cat Sweet.


5. Tag team match: Black Widow and Carmen Sandiego def. Scary Spice and Posh Spice of the Spice Girls.


6. Six-entity tag team match: Smokin’ Hot Boobs and Jessica Rabbit Scorpion def. Ginger Spice, Baby Spice, and Sporty Spice of the Spice Girls.


7. Brittany Wonder def. “The Pumpkin Queen” Sage Sin Supreme.




Hoodslam: Femmed Out (night two)


Saturday, February 4, 2017

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA


Tonight’s musical guest was Femme C. Hammer.


Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody and Wonder Dave.


1. Tag team match: Star Lord and Gamora (from “Guardians of the Galaxy) def. Boob-tista.


2. G.I. Jane def. Mama (from Mama’s Family).


Drugz Bunny announced that he will be at Hoodslam and ArnoCorps present Get Your Ass to March III on Friday, March 3, and will make his in-ring return at EnterTania VII on Friday, April 7.


3. Five-Corner Match: Brittany Spears def. Shakira, Aaliyah, Lady Gaga and Marilyn Monroe.


Special poetry performance by Wonder Dave paying tribute to Chyna.


4. Daria def. Mary Katherine Gallagher.


5. Scorpion Cammy def. Mileena.


6. Brittany Wonder and Sin Voorhees def. Shelly “Duffman” Martinez and Pizza Cat.


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The why of Femmed Out

It dawns on us that not all may be familiar with our annual celebration of femininity, and the reasons behind it. It is no simple answer, but let us do our best to elaborate on the why.


In wrestling, traditions go a long way. Not every tradition, however, should go indefinitely. Any story done right is worth telling, and there are always exceptions, but some old stories are best left in the past.


The all female Oinga Boinga at the 2015 Femmed Out, the first band to play our event excluding The Hoodslam Band

One tradition that perplexed us was the treatment of women as a lesser, perhaps even a commodity. “If I beat you your girl has to accompany me to the ring for one month” or “when i win against YOU, i get to go on a date with HER”, and so on. Women were important to have, upsetting to lose, but not worth as much as a title belt.


Another that has popped up over the decades and across the world,”Loser Wears A Dress”. How embarrassing it must be to be perceived as feminine. What a loser, to wear the same clothes as half the population.


DARK Sheik as Xena, 2015

Brittany Wonder, long time member of the roster and cosplay enthusiast, started to wear a Deadpool inspired attire in 2014. The sight of this “crossplay” triggered something; it occured to a member of our roster that in all of Hoodslams 80s night’s, video game theme’s, cartoon shows, horror shows, etc no male had ever performed as female. In fact, nowhere in wrestling was this a common phenomenon.

Brittany Wonder in "deadpool" inspired attire, 2014

Brittany Wonder in “deadpool” inspired attire, 2014

Was it fear? Wrestlers are sensitive performer types, but is the same person who dives into tacks afraid of some lace? Are those who bleed for money terrified someone might think they’re pretty? Are they afraid they might be treated how they may have treated our sisters in the locker room?

Johnny Drinko as Shakira, 2015

Johnny Drinko as Shakira, 2016

Maybe its just not for their audience. We think ours can handle it. In fact, every year its been a sold out event, turning hundreds away.

So, noticing that women were half the attendees, noticing that women had as strong characters as men, noticing that different genders might want to attend in womens clothing and they should all feel proud and secure to do so…we put on make up and skirts,  and put on a show.

Doc Atrocity getting "Carrie'd" by the roster, 2015

Doc Atrocity getting “Carrie’d” by the roster, 2015

You might think its because women have been so proud lately. Or, because we live in the lgbt light house that is the bay area of California. Or, you think we’re a funny group who like girls clothing.  None of it is entirely untrue…To us, its just about fairness. Women pay the same  $20 as any man there, and deserve the same respect from their art.


Is this going to be any less of a stoned sweaty loud kinetic whiskey induced beautiful nightmare than any other event? Fuck no, we’ll just spend (way) more time on make up and (way) more money on costumes.

– (We’ve made the event two unique nights this year,2/3 & 2/4 so that nobody will be turned away, and all can join in the fun.)








Two Matches for Friday Announced!

Its true!  Fridays Femmed Out is just the beginning of our celebration of the female presentation, and Saturday we dive all into glittery pink goodness. Hark, lo, and behold two battles destined for February 3rds Opening Festivity


In a return match of sorts, The Caution will take on NEW Best Athlete in the Eastbay PizzaCat. It shall not, however, be a team battle – as 3/3rds of The Caution would no doubt prefer. Instead, “Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees shall represent his clique, being the most accustom to solo combat.


After winning Fatal Four Way Number One Contendership Match on January 6th, Cereal Man was promised the opportunity to challenge for our fairest of prizes, The Golden Gig.  PONG, our current Holder of The Golden Gig, has accepted, but with a twist: At Femmed Out, both competitors will be Blindfolded!  For though PONG is wrathful, he considers himself just, and trusts the blind hands that guide his fate.