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RESULTS – 80s for the Ladies 11/18/17

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From the Oakland Metro Operahouse, commentary by Wonder Dave and Link to the Future Anton Voorhees

Music by half the Hoodslam band (brett and o’shea) plus half of Oinga Boinga (Mary Jane Lawless and Donki Show) and then also this guy Tom we know.

Referees Guido and Wiggles

  1. Big Poppa Smurf defeated Gargamel
  2. Like a Virgin Madonna and Alice Cooper defeated Doc Brown and Mart McFly with the brothers of destruction double chokeslam and pin from when kane and undertaker fought Austin in 98.  I wanna say it was at judgement day?
  3. Rocky Bat-boa defeated Teen Wolf
  4. Team Lethal Weapon Riggs and Murtaugh defeated John McClane and Swayze from Roadhouse… what was his name?  Like, “dutch” or something?
  5. Ric Flairish defeated Macho Man Randy Savagery
  6. Rainbow Bright defeated Keifer Sutherland from Lost Boys

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its up on our twitch now!  It’ll be on our youtube soon!

Cruel Summer is this SUNDAY 7/2 in SF!

Day drinking at its best!  Sundays 3 pm Hoodslam is bringing a full crew to do what we do and as only we can do it to you.  Whoo!  Broseph Joe Brody will be on commentary, joined by the incomparable Wonder Dave!  Also, live music by all female Oingo Boingo cover band OINGA BOINGA!  Also… WRESTLING, go figure.  These matches have been announced!  More to come!  Presales on DNA Lounge website right here right meow!

Samara debuts against Best Athlete in the East Bay Brittany Wonder

Samara debuts against Best Athlete in the East Bay Brittany Wonder

 

El Chupacabra goes one on one with Nurse Ratchet

El Chupacabra goes one on one with Nurse Ratchet

Hoodslam at Stockton Sinister CreatureCon!

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June 10th and 11th are Sinister days in Stockton! But in a good way, because the Creature Con came to town and they invited us too!  We schmoozed, flyered, hung out with cosplayers, even made it on the big screen! It was nice to share a building with the Dream Warriors!  Maybe next year we can bring a ring…

SUPER CRAZY AT HOODSLAM 5/5

Thats right, the man will be in the house for Hoodslam: WUBBALUBBADUBDUB ! If you missed his surprise appearance last month, FEAR NOT!  Not only can you see him live in Oakland, but heres his debut at ENTERTANIA VII from our youtube channel!  Subscribe, share, consume consume consume.

 

ENTERTANIA VII: HIGHLIGHTS

 

Its here! We’re excited, how about you? Down a drink, burn a bowel and soak it in through the lens of a whiskey tinged smokeful Oakland eve! Or if youre not in to that, just jump in. Its a bunch of cool stuff regardless, prep isnt really necessary.

 

THANX MARK JOHNSTON FOR YOUR STURDY EYE AND KEEN HAND.

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ENTERTANIA VII RESULTS

Hoodslam: EnterTania VII

 

Friday, April 7, 2017

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Paid attendance: ???

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

 

Tonight’s musical guest was Seven Years in TiButt

 

EnterTania pre-show

 

1. Rock the Promo championship: “Broseph” Joe Brody (champion) def. #FormerlyCreative John Carle, former WWE writer to retain the Rock the Promo championship.

 

2. Stoner U showcase match: Superbeast def. Richard Shhhnary.

 

EnterTania VII

 

1. C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: Virgil Flynn III and Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (F.O.N.G.) def. Brittany Wonder and Anthony Butabi to advance to the C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

 

2. C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel, Laura James, and “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. “Brutal” Rob Hands, Ken, and “The Russian Party Machine” Zuta to advance to the C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

 

3. American Bad Ass Scorpiundertaker (with Kitana Durst) def. Prawn Cena.

 

4. C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: Rick-Scott Stoner and Ryu (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) def. “The Mexican Werewolf” and “The Insane Luchador” Super Crazy to advance to the C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

 

5. Career vs. Fannypacks match for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “The Talent” Ean Hancement (representing The Caution [CAUTION!]) def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay.

 

6. C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: JUICED Lee, Scott-Rick Stoner, and Drugz Bunny def. Coach Joey Nuggs, James C., and “The Pumpkin Queen” Sage Sin Supreme to advance to the C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl immediately following this match.

 

7. C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Championship over-the-top-rope battle royal: Drugz Bunny def. Virgil Flynn III, Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (F.O.N.G.), “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel, Laura James, “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze, Rick-Scott Stoner, Ryu Roddy Piper, and Scott-Rick Stoner to become the C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament champion. JUICED Lee sustained an injury in the previous match and could not compete.

 

8. Japanese Console-War Deathmatch for the Golden Gig: Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G., with F.O.N.G., representing Team GAME OVER) def. Mecha Cereal Man (with Doctor Frederick Allbran of Cereal Industries) to retrain the Golden Gig.

 

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