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Fuck The Fans 7 HD Highlights

HD highlights courtesy of Mark Johnston resonate through the hallows of memory.  Though not featured here, none could forget the end of that night when PONG made his return to Hoodslam after a lengthy absence, and won the 30 Entity Rumble to claim the vacant Golden Gig!

Also: Virgil Flynn III and El Chupacabra advanced to the final round of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament! They await the winners of Ryu and Ken v DARK Sheik and a Mystery Partner (A temporary replacement for the rest of The CAUTION ) in Reno the 28th to see who they’ll face in the finals November 4th, first friday in Oakland.

We also saw the debut of Ricky Vendetta from Fight Club Finland, a bloody brawl between Referee Guido and Johnny Drinko Butabi AND the debut of King of Dong Style Joey Ryan vs Christina von Eerie!

 

The full event is online at our Hoodslammery YouTube Channel; for 1.99 a month you can see every Hoodslam we film!

10/28 RENO MATCHES ANNOUNCED!

Along with the incredible Whiskey Sirens performing some inappropriately wicked burlesque for you to feast upon, we’ll be bringing you top notch mortal combat! Looks weird without a K huh? Well, that’s how it’s actually spelled!

 

YouTube sensation and local good buddy Z-Man BRIAN ZANE will call the action along with Johnny Drinko Butabi! Come in Halloween garb and view these, and other, terrific matches!

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JOEY RYAN V CHRISTINA VON EERIE AT FTF VII

received_10210410027908192The King of Dong Style and YouPorn sensation Joey ryan makes his Hoodslam debut Friday October 7th! This southern California based grappler has wrestled on national Television, been featured on sportscenter, traveled the globe – all the while swinging opponents by his Penis.

No stranger to intergender struggles, Joey Ryan has personally requested a female opponent for his Oakland arrival – and Hoodslam has obliged in a big way; The Patron Saint of Filth Christina Von Eerie will step up at Fuck the Fans VII to challenge the baby oiled assailant Joey Ryan in mortal combat!

Will Christina fight the tide of Dong? Or will the Era of sleaze begin in Oakland? And how will both these participants involvement reflect upon the 30 Entity Rumble for the Gold Gig?

 

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Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy – Total Eclipse of the Hood results

Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy – Total Eclipse of the Hood

Friday, August 5, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 739

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was Skidmark Walhberg.

1. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Ken & Ryu def. James C and Juice Lee.

2. Fatal Four-Way match for the Golden Gig: Anton Voorhees (formerly known as “The Hero of HIGHrule Link,” representing The CAUTION, with DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement), Johnny “Drinko” Butabi (representing the Knights of the Roxbury, with Anthony Butabi), and Shotzi Blakkheartt (representing the New U, with “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Coach Joey Nuggs) def. Drugz Bunny. Since all three challengers pinned the champion at the same time, all three challengers claimed to be the rightful winner of the Golden Gig. Hoodslam Señor Official El Sparko secured the Golden Gig and left the ringside area with it. As of now, there is no Golden Gig champion.

3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) def. the aliens, now known as Troof and Anomaly (accompanied by Drucilla).

4. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement (representing The CAUTION, accompanied by Anton Voorhees) def. the West Side Playaz 2099 (Boyce in da Hood and Vanilla Icebox). Immediately after the match, the CAUTION broke the arm of Hoodslam Señor Official, El Sparko, for refusing to award the Golden Gig to Anton Voorhees earlier in the evening.

5. Cereal Man def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder. After the match, Brittany Wonder offered to shake Cereal Man’s hand. Cereal Man reluctantly accepted, and was immediately attacked by the returning Doc Atrocity, with whom Brittany Wonder has joined forces.

6. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Virgil Flynn III and “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi).

7. Otis the Gimp def. “The Russian Lover” Zangev.

8. Battle Royal of Supremacy – the winner of this over-the-top rope battle royal wins complete control of Fuck the Fans VII on Friday, October 7, Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall. Referee Guido def. Drugz Bunny, DARK Sheik, Anton Voorhees, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Anthony Butabi, Misty von Eerie, “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands, Shotzi Blakkheartt, Rick-Scott Stoner, “The Russian Lover” Zangev, Boyce in da Hood, Cereal Man, the Peeled Banana, and Sexy Chino.

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, Friday, September 2 for Fanarchy Rulz.

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Boyz in the Hoodslam: RENO Results

Friday, May 21, 2016
Cargo at the Whitney Peak Hotel
Reno, NV
Paid attendance: 145

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Musical guest: Nevada Wolfsack.

1. Coach Nuggs Challenge: Coach Joey Nuggs (with “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands, representing The New U) def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief.

2. Three-Way Dance tag team match: Ken & Ryu def. James C. & Juice Lee, and The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner).

3. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. Crotte Rhodes.

4. Four-way elimination match: Virgil Flynn III def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, DARK Sheik, and “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands (with Coach Joey Nuggs, representing The New U).

5. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. Anthony Butabi.

6. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “Big Ugly” J.D. Bishop.

You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam will start running at the Cargo in Reno quarterly. Hoodslam also runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, June 3, and again the following weekend on Saturday, June 11.

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Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

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Hoodslam – Super MUSCLE Bomb Exploder 2016: Dawn of Bustas

Hoodslam – Super MUSCLE Bomb Exploder 2016: Dawn of BustasFriday, May 6
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Musical guest: Purple Stain feat. The Artist Formerly Known as Mary Jane Lawless

1. Three-Way Dance Tag Team match (whomever scores the decision advances to number one contender gauntlet match): Ken and Ryu def. The Caution (DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement) and The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi). Both Ken and Ryu made a simultaneous pin, resulting in both competitors advancing to the number one contender gauntlet match.

2. Number one contender gauntlet match: “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link def. Cobra Kai Corey Kreese, Bruiser Brody Adams, the PB&J Banana, “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie, Super Kratos 2099, Ken, and Ryu to earn the right to face Drugz Bunny for the Golden Gig in the main event.

3. James C. and Juice Lee def. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra and Virgil Flynn III.

4. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief to retain.

5. “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel def. Cereal Man.

6. Tag team grudge match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) def. The New U (“Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Shotzi Blakk Heartt, with Coach Joey Nuggs) to earn five minutes alone in the ring with Coach Nuggs, who was subsequently dismantled by the Stoner Brothers.

7. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link to retain.

You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, June 3. You can also catch Hoodslam at Cargo in Reno, NV on Saturday, May 21.

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Hoodslam & ArnoCorps: Get Your Ass to March 2016 a.k.a. “See You at the Party, Richter!”

Hoodslam & ArnoCorps: Get Your Ass to March 2016 a.k.a. “See You at the Party, Richter!”

Friday, March 4, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 880

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody, F.O.N.G. (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer), and Anthony Butabi.

ArnoCorps played “Terminator” and “Total Recall.”

1. Four-way match: Cereal Man def. YouTube Sensation “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Link “To the Future.”

2. “The Fuckin’ Machine” Brian Cage def. Predatorcabra.

ArnoCorps played “Eraser,” “Commando,” and set a new world record for distance crowd surfed while standing on a guitar case at a professional wrestling show during “I’m Ballsy.”

3. James C. and Juiced Lee (as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito from “Twins”) def. Pooh Jack & “The Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze.

4. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. DARK Sheik. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze attacked Drugz Bunny and told him he was gonna cash in his Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament Trophy for a match against Drugz Bunny for the Golden Gig in the main event of EnterTania VI.

ArnoCorps played “Pumping Iron,” “You Lack Discipline,” and debuted their newest song, “Mr. Freeze.”

5. Ken & Ryu (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), “The Russian Lover” Zangief and Shotzi Blackk Heartt def. Stoner U (Rick-Scott Stoner, Scott-Rick Stoner, Coach Nuggs, and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands). After the match, Coach Nuggs turned on the Stoner Brothers and introduced the world Coach Joey Nuggs, Shotzi Blakk Heartt, and Bobby Burgerhands, now known as “The New U.”

6. Japanese Console War Death Match for the King of Iron Thumbs Tournament championship and a shot at the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder to become number-one contender for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks at EnterTania VI.

ArnoCorp closed the show with “Last Action Hero.”

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, April 1 for Hoodslam: EnterTania VI

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

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