Results

ENTERTANIA 8 RESULTS 4/6/2018

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Oakland Metro Operahouse

Stoner U Pre Show Hosted by Screaming Eagle Mike O shea and Scott Rickerson, Ring Announcing by Shawn Michaels Allen

  1. Bison Braddock defeated Junkyard Cat Joey Smoak with Steve the stuffed leapord

 

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave

Music by the Hoodslam Band

 

  1. Enzo Amore Memorial Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Johnny Drinko Butabi and BatManuel defeated Jesus Kruze and Brittany Wonder
  2. Hollywood Cereal Man defeated Brutal Rob Hands to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

– Drugz Bunny addressed the crowd, saying his separated shoulder from Hoodslam 3:16 v Stevie T was in fact serious enough that he would have to miss tonights main event vs Pong for the Golden Gig.  His sponsor, James C, came to the ring and said that he would fight in Drugz Bunny’s place, and if he won would then give the Golden Gig to Drugz Bunny.

3.  Enzo Amore Memorial Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Ken Masters and Zangev Darevko defeated Anthony Butabi and Scott Rick Stoner

4.  Nurse Ratcher w/The Covenant of the Ratchet defeated Pooh Jack

5. Enzo Amore Memorial Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Ryu and Juiced Lee defeated Virgil Flynn III and Manny Faberino

6. The CAUTION Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement defeated Funnybone and El Chupacabra to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

7. Enzo Amore Memorial Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Berkeley Brawler, Shakira Spears, Big B and Super Beast defeated Otis the Gimp, Coach Joey Nuggs, Warrior Princess Samara and Richard Shhhnary

8. Enzo Amore Battlebowl Trophy Championship Battle Royal:  Juiced Lee outlasted Berkeley Brawler, Shakira Spears, Big B, Super Beast, Ryu, Ken Masters, Zangev Darevko, Johnny Drinko Butabi and BatManuel to win the Trophy.  He can cash it in for any match, with any Hoodslammer, at any time

9.  Juiced Lee defeated Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG and James C to become the new Golden Gig Champion after relinquishing his Enzo Amore Trophy and turning PONG v. James C into a triple threat match

 

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3/30 Sexy Good Time Wrestle Show Results!

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Hosted by Wonder Dave, Earl and Broseph Joe Brody

Music by the Hoodslam Band

 

  1. Nurse Ratchet defeated Thicc Martel with “Princess Die”
  2. Coach Joey Nuggs (w/Brutal Rob Hands of The New U) defeated Scott Rick Stoner after interference by Brutal Rob Hands
  3. Richard Shhhnary defeated Silent Assassin Jean Pierre in a Sanctum of Silence  Match
  4. Earl defeated Shotzi Blackheart, Berkeley Brawler and Steve Tresario in a Fatal Four Way
  5. Ken Masters and Zangev Darevko defeated Calvin and Hobbes
  6. Anthony Butabi defeated Super Tiger, Glorious Banana and Manny Faberino in a Fatal Four Way
  7. Otis the Gimp defeated the other Earl

 

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2/24 Femmed Out Results

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I guess we never wrote these?  Whoops!

Commentary by Wonder Dave and Anton Voorhees

Music by the Hoodslam Band, from the Oakland Metro Operahouse

  1. Mileena from Mortal Kombat defeated Ellen DeGeneres by fatality
  2. Rey from Star Wars and 2b from Nier Automata defeated Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn and Katniss from Hunger Games
  3. Smoking Hot Boobtistas and Anna Nicole Smith defeated Daria/Whoopie Goldberg from Sister Act and Miss Shhhnary
  4. Batmanuela defeated 1960s Julie Newmar Catwoman
  5. Wattsuka defeated Alexa Bliss, Pretty Patty Avalon, Cleopatra, Angelica Pickles and She-Hulk in an elimination match
  6. UnderTaylor Swift defeated Broken Brittany Spears

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HOODSLAM 3:16 RESULTS

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From the Oakland Metro Operahouse

Live on Twitch

Hosted by CAUTION member and 1/2 of the Intergalactic Tag Team Champions “Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees

Music by Pat on the laptop, referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson

 

  1.  Hollywood Cereal Man defeated Batmanuel  and Sexy Chino to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
  2. Brittany Wonder and Nurse Ratchet d. Killer Baes Heather Monroe and Laura James after interference from Cereal Man
  3. Handsome Devil Anthony Butabi d. Glorious Banana, Cyanida and Scott Rick Stoner in a Fatal Four way
  4. “The New U” Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands d. Big B and Manny Faberino
  5. Drugz Bunny d. Steve Tresario (Stevie T)
  6. Hollywood Blondes Stunning Ken Masters and Flying Ryu Pillman defeated Stone Cold Johnny Drinko and Zangev Darevko
  7. Demigod of Death Funnybone d. Virgil Flynn III
  8. Shotzi Blackheart d. Katarina Leigh

3/4 MARCH FORTH RESULTS

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Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Ean Hancement, music by The Hoodslam Band

 

1. The Devil Derek Drexl and Ravenous Randy defeated TEAM SCEETY (Scott Rick Stoner and Stevie T)

2. Batmanuel defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi to finally close his bartab after many months ajd six figures

3. Funnybone defeated Anton Voorhees. Due to stipulations, now Funnybone and Chupacabra will face Anton and Ean Hancement (The CAUTION) in a Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Titles match. If The CAUTION wins, they get there stolen mysterious box back.

4. Calvin and Hobbes defeated Drugz Bunny and James C

5. Shotzi Blackheart/Joey Nuggs/Zangev Darevko defeated Nurse Ratchet/Glorious Banana/Anthony Butabi in a Lethal Lottery preview of Entertania 8

6. SuperBeast defeated Berkeley Brawler

7. Scorpion dressed as David Bowie playing the Goblin King from the Labyrinth defeated Richard ShhhnaryFB_IMG_1520282191186

 

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3/2 GET YOUR ASS TO MARS RESULTS

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Stoner U preshow hosted by Mike O Shea and Scott Rickerson, announced by Sean Michael Allen

 

“Millenial Falcons” Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary defeated Big B and Manny Faberino

 

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody (dressed as Terminator), music by the greatest band in the world ARNOCORPS

El Chupacabra and Funnybone came to the ring to issue a challenge against The CAUTION for the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Titles. Instead…

 

1. El Chupacabra and Funnybone defeated Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands of “The New U”

 

Golden Gig Champion Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG stated that he would not face TWO contenders at Entertania 8, and the battle royal winners from Vebus Rising would have to face each other.

 

2. Drugz Bunny defeated James C after a distraction from Kammy to earn the opportunity to face PONG in main event of Entertania 8.

 

Post match, PONG tried to goad Drugz into doing drugs, after claiming since November he would only face a sober Drugz Bunny.  Kammy would interrupt the tantalizing offer, but in a weird turn of events, accidently was struck by Drugz Bunny.

 

3. The CAUTION Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement defeated Captain Dynamo and Buzzsaw from Running Man to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Titles

– post match, Funnybone would attack The CAUTION and steal the mysterious box Ean Hancement won from Doc Atrocity months ago

 

4. Poison Ivy w/Bane defeated Nora Freeze w/Mr Freeze all from Batman Forever

 

5. Nurse Ratchet and Brittany Wonder defeated Zangev Darevko and Johnny Drinko Butabi after Cereal Man interfered

 

6. Cereal Man v Virgil Flynn III for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks was declared a no contest after interference from Brittany Wonder, Nurse Ratchet, Zangev, Drinko and Pooh Jack

 

7. Matt Carlos as the dad from Jingle All the Way (not looking it up) won a fatal four way also featuring Anthony Butabi, Ken Masters and Ben Richardson from Running Man

 

8. Predator defeated Dutch, the Native American guy and Jesse Ventura’s character, as well as the Cult of Predator, all from the movies Preduhtor

 

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Venus Rising 2/2/18 Oakland Results!

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Venus Rising
February 2nd, Oakland Metro Operahouse
Stoner U Pre-show hosted by  Screaming Eagle Mike O’Shea and Scott Rickerson
– Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary defeated Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands
HOODSLAM Hosted by Christina Swaguilara (Broseph getting his early Femmed Out on), music by the Hoodslam Band
– Drugz Bunny and James C came to the ring to challenge the CAUTION for the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship, but were interrupted by Chupacabra and Funnybone, who thought they deserved a title shot more.
1. El Chupacabra and Funnybone defeated James C and Drugz Bunny
Post match, Drugz Bunny expressed the sentiment that going sober and getting his title shot against PONG was a lost cause, and he should just quit.  However, his long time romantic interest Kammey made a return, and inspired him to continue forth.
Golden Gig Champion PONG would come to the ring next, stating that his opponent for Entertania would be determined by an over the top Battle Royal TONIGHT.  He was then interrupted by his former friend and companion FONG, who challenged him for the Golden Gig Title in a 10 minute IRON MAN MATCH.
2.  PONG defeated FONG in overtime 6 falls to 5 to retain the Golden Gig Championship in a ten minute Iron Man Match
The CAUTION came to the ring to defend against FunnyBone and El Chupacabra, but were instead interrupted by Doc Atrocity, Brittany Wonder and Nurse Ratchet (oddly dressed as Nash, Hall and Syxx-Pac respectively, in Hood World Order shirts).  They know that Chupy and FunnyBone have a shot, but they requested a shot of their own, in exchange for what was in the box that Doc Atrocity held.  Ean Hancement looked in the box and agreed, without Anton or anyone else being aware of its contents.
3. The CAUTION Ean Hancement and Anton Voorhees defended the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship against Brittany Wonder and Doc Atrocity (w/Nurse Ratchet)
Post match, Ean Hancement took the box backstage, and never revealed its mystery.
4. Katarina Leigh fought Shotzi Blackheart to a no contest – What began as a fun match between two athletes soon turned ugly, as blood, furniture and referees were strewn everywhere.  After both referees Nuk Nuk and Guido had been incapacitated, Referee Wiggles declared the match a no contest.  The backstage area emptied in efforts to separate Katarina Leigh and Shotzi Blackheart, as the two were not swayed from combat by any declaration that the match had ended.
5. “Hollywood” Cereal Man defeated Gregory Iron to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks after interference from Doc Atrocity, Brittany Wonder and Nurse Ratchet.  The beat down continued, but Pooh Jack and his trash can of weapons would help clear the ring, and Gregory Iron and Pooh Jack celebrated in spite of the tough loss.
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6. Virgil Flynn III and BatManuel defeated Zangev Darevko and Johnny Drinko Butabi – these four combatants have found themselves enthralled in competition against each other for months, this time taking sides.  Neither team found themselves totally psyched to team up, but perhaps Zangev and Drinko visibly moreso, as Zangev piledrove Johnny Butabi after their team took the fall.
7.  Number One Contenders Battle Royal:  An interesting bout, as many participants from earlier Hoodslam matches entered the ring.  To their surprise and dismay, Ryu, Ken, Coach Nuggs, Brutal Rob Hands and Scott Rick Stoner had talked during the Hoodslam event, and decided to form up until they got to the end.  They quickly handled many of the participants, until Stoner U students Manny Faberino, Big B, Brawler, Shhhnary and Steven Tresario came to the ramp, and declared a similar unified front.  The factions battled, and Anthony Butabi, dressed as Chyna (cuz Femmed Out is the 24th anyway, why not?) entered the fray and the full battle was on.  The finish… TWO WINNERS, Drugz Bunny and James C!
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Femmed Out is February 24th.
Fuck the Fans.

1/5/18 FARSTUCKER Results

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Stoner U preshow hosted by Mike O Shea and Scott Rickerson and Shawn Michaels Allen

Manny Faberino and Big B defeated Berkeley Brawler and Rob Hands

 

Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by Queef Stroganoff

1. The CAUTION (CAUTION) Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement d. Scott Rick Stoner amd Super beast, Ryu and Ken & El Chupacabra and Funnybone to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Titles

2. Richard Shhhnary d Silent Assassin Jean Pierre in a Sanctum of Silence Match

3. PONG d Nurse Ratchet to retain the Golden Gig

4. Cereal Man d Coach Nuggs (w/Brutal Rob Hands) and Anthony Butabi to unify and win Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks after Doc Atrocity, Brittany Wonder and Nurse Ratchet interfered

– Pooh Jack cleared the ring of all 4

5. Johnny Drinko Butabi d Batmanuel, Virgil Flynn III and Zangev Darevko

6. Paul London d. Drugz Bunny (w/ James C)

7. Laura James d Shotzi Blackheart and Brittany Wonder

 

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12/18 Monday Night HOODSLA0M Results

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Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Anthony Butabi

 

1. Virgil Flynn III defeated Manny Faberino

2. Shotzi Blackheart d Steve Tresario

3. Zangev Darevko d Ken

– Rick Scott Stoner of the Stoner Brothers told the crowd hes lost his high.

4. Nurse Ratchet and Brittany Wonder d. Hip Hop Harry and Scott Rick Stoner

5. Coach Nuggs d Richard Shhhnary

6. Richard Shhhnary d. Coach Nuggs in a Sanctum of Silence Match – immediately

7. Big B d. Brutal Rob Hands and Super Beast after Manny Faberino interfered

8. Funnybone d KILLMEISTER

12/1 HOODFIGHTER Tournament Results!

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Stoner U preshow hosted by Mike OShea and Scott Rickerson

The CAUTION (Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement) d Manny Faberino and Big B to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and The CAUTION, music by the Hoodslam Band

1.  (Evil?) CerealMan defeated Virgil Flynn III

2. Brutal Rob Hands d. Steve Tresario

3. Johnny Drinko Butabi d. Zangev Darevko

4. Glorious Banana d. Richard Shhhnary

– Golden Gig Champion PONG addressed the audience, stating he would defend the Gig against an opponent hes never faced at January 1st Friday.

5. El Chupacabra/SuperBeast/Funnybone d. Doc Atrocity/Brittany Wonder/Nurse Ratchet

6. Cereal Man d. Glorious Banana

7. Johnny Drinko Butabi d. Brutal Rob hands

8. Drugz Bunny / James C d. Ryu / Ken & Stoner Brothers

9. Anthony Butabi and Coach Nuggs survived a two fall four way dance against Berkeley Brawler and Batmanuel to retain both Best Athletes in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

10. Cereal Man d Johnny Drinko Butabi to with the HoodFighter Tournament, and earn a shot at Golden Fannypacks

 

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