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Hoodslam: Battle, Born, Ready…BLUUAAGH!

Friday, January 15, 2016
Cargo
Reno, NV
Paid attendance: 181

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was Biggest Little Titty.

1. Six-man tag-team match: Stoner U (The Stoner Brothers [Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner] and Coach Joey Nuggs) def. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi) and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands.

2. Ryu def. Ken.

3. “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel def. DARK Sheik.

4. Juiced Lee (with James C.) def. Virgil Flynn III.

5. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra.

6. Gauntlet match: Pooh Jack def. Gene Eric, “The Black Cat” Joey Smoke, Eddie Braddock, Stevie T, J.R. Crottos, Hip Hop Harry, and Referee Guido.

7. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. James C. (with Juiced Lee).

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, February 5 for Hoodslam: Femmed Out – Total Diva-station

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Hoodslam: OH, SHIT – First Friday is January 1st Results

Friday, January 1, 2016
New Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 500

Live commentary by ‘Broseph” Joe Brody and Doc Atrocity.

Tonight’s musical guest was ZZ Cock.

1. Tag team gauntlet: Ken & Ryu def. Bat Manuel & Cereal Man, The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi & Anthony Butabi), DARK Sheik & “The Talent” Ean Hancement, and the Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs).

2. Triple Threat match: “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. Virgil Flynn III and “The Russian Lover” Zangief.

3. Jucied Lee (with James C.) def. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link.

4. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. James C. (with Juiced Lee).

5. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. Manimal.

6. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer with F.O.N.G. [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer]).

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube. Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, February 5 for Hoodslam: Femmed Out. Hoodslam takes the show on the road to Reno, NV at the Cargo on Friday, January 15. Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #Hoodslam

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

Hoodslam: Hoodfighter Tournament Results

Friday, December 4, 2015
Retro Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA

Live commentary by ‘Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was George Foreskin and the Grillers.

1. Hoodfighter Tournament match: Cereal Man def. Nurse Ratchet.

2. Hoodfighter Tournament match: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer, with F.O.N.G. [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer]) def. Shotzi Blakkheart

3. Hoodfighter Tournament match: Ken def. Ryu.

4. Hoodfighter Tournament match: “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief.

5. Four-on-four elimination match: Team Chupy (“The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra, “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel, “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, and Virgil Flynn III) def. Team London (DARK Sheik, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze, and “The New Age Punisher” B-Boy).

6. Hoodfighter Tournament semi-final match: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer, with F.O.N.G. [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer]) def. “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie.

7. Hoodfighter Tournament semi-final match: Cereal Man def. Ken.

8. Four-Way tag-team match for the Golden Gig (whomever pins the champion wins the Golden Gig) Drugz Bunny (champion) and “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder def. James C & Juiced Lee, The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi) and The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs).

9. Hoodfighter Tournament finals: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer, with F.O.N.G. [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer]) def. Cereal Man to become number one contender for “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder’s Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube. Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, January 1 for Hoodslam: Oh, shit – First Friday is January 1. Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #Hoodslam

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

Hoodslam: 80s for the Ladies IV – Revenge of the Radio Star Results

Friday, November 20, 2015
Oakland Retro Opera House
Oakland, CA

Live commentary by Axl BROse.

Tonight’s musical guest was Tampon Jovi featuring guest vocals from Blondie’s Hairy Debby.

1. Tag-team match: Milli Vanilli def. Cheech & Chong.

2. Elvira, Mistress of the Dark def. Cerealman the Barbarian.

3. Team Top Gun (Maverick & Goose) def. Team Spaceballs (Lonestar & Barf).

4. 80s Jesus Kruze def. “The HIGHlander” Dabbin’ McWeedcloud.

5. Tag-team match: Miami Vice (Crockett and Tubbs) def. The Road Warriors (Road Warrior Hawk & Road Warrior Animal).

6. Madonna def. “Weird” Al Yankovic.

7. Six-person tag-team match: Bill & Ted and Marty McFly Jr. def. Rick James (bitch), Tina Turner and Michael Jackson.

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube. Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, December 4 for the annual Hoodfighter Tournament. Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics/videos from the show? Post them with #Hoodslam

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!