Friday, April 1, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 941
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody and Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (F.O.N.G.).
Musical guest: Easter AIDS
1. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag-Team match: “The Russian Lover” Zangief and “”The Hero of HIGHrule” Link def. Scott-Rick Stoner and Ryu (with Cammy & Cammy’s Ass)
2. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag-Team match: Coach Nuggs and Anthony Butabi def. The Berkeley Brawler and Boyce in da Hood
3. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. Paul London.
4. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag-Team match: “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands (and that’s HYPE!) and Wilke Ray (representing Hayward Heat, and with Stevie T and Big B) def. Scorpiundertaker and Pooh Jack.
5. Burlesque performance by Francine Dead.
6. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl eight-person tag-team match: “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), Rick-Scott Stoner, and James C. def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Cereal Man, Juiced Lee, and Charlie Chaplin.
7. “I Quit” match for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G., with Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer [F.O.N.G.]).
8. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl: “The Talent” Ean Hancement def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief, “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, Coach Nuggs, Anthony Butabi, “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands (and that’s HYPE!), Wilke Ray (representing Hayward Heat, and with Stevie T and Big B) Ken, Rick-Scott Stoner, and James C.
9. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (chanmpion) def. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze, who cashed in the Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament trophy.
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