Hoodslam & ArnoCorps: Get Your Ass to March 2016 a.k.a. “See You at the Party, Richter!”
Friday, March 4, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Paid attendance: 880
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody, F.O.N.G. (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer), and Anthony Butabi.
ArnoCorps played “Terminator” and “Total Recall.”
1. Four-way match: Cereal Man def. YouTube Sensation “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Link “To the Future.”
2. “The Fuckin’ Machine” Brian Cage def. Predatorcabra.
ArnoCorps played “Eraser,” “Commando,” and set a new world record for distance crowd surfed while standing on a guitar case at a professional wrestling show during “I’m Ballsy.”
3. James C. and Juiced Lee (as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito from “Twins”) def. Pooh Jack & “The Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze.
4. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. DARK Sheik. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze attacked Drugz Bunny and told him he was gonna cash in his Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament Trophy for a match against Drugz Bunny for the Golden Gig in the main event of EnterTania VI.
ArnoCorps played “Pumping Iron,” “You Lack Discipline,” and debuted their newest song, “Mr. Freeze.”
5. Ken & Ryu (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), “The Russian Lover” Zangief and Shotzi Blackk Heartt def. Stoner U (Rick-Scott Stoner, Scott-Rick Stoner, Coach Nuggs, and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands). After the match, Coach Nuggs turned on the Stoner Brothers and introduced the world Coach Joey Nuggs, Shotzi Blakk Heartt, and Bobby Burgerhands, now known as “The New U.”
6. Japanese Console War Death Match for the King of Iron Thumbs Tournament championship and a shot at the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder to become number-one contender for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks at EnterTania VI.
ArnoCorp closed the show with “Last Action Hero.”
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