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Rock the BROMO Challenge FINALS

Our little Broseph is all growns up… what was once a gymrat douche doused in axe doing commentary for an underground party wrestledeathmachine has metamorphasized within a Brocoon and grown his brotterfly wings and we’re proud to say he’s now become a gymrat douche doused in axe who also goes to the finals in Las Vegas!

 

Judged personally by his old Tough Enough co-star Dwayne the Rock Johnson (The Tooth Fairy, 2010) , Broseph must now fill ONE WHOLE MINUTE with talking to win. Those who’ve been to the event or watched on our YouTube channel know how difficult for our brother this might be.  But if he can somehow Brovercome, he will be awarded a friggin sweet Rock the Promo Championship golden title belt – the classiest of ways to keep up those awful orange shorts he always wears.

2016Results, Uncategorized

FOLSOM STREET FAIR RESULTS

fb_img_1474905595437Hoodslam had the honor of performing THERE throbbing sets at the most massive leather and dick festival any of us have ever seen! Here’s how it went down;

Commentary provided by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave

Set 1:

1. Coach Nuggs defeated Richard Shhhhhnary

2. The Stoner Brothers defeated Hayward Heat

3. PBJ Banana fought Bobby Burgerhands

4. Russian Lover Zangev and Harley Quinn defeated Anthony Butabi and Brittany Wonder

Set 2:

1. Pooh Jack defeated Richard Shhhhhnary

2. Anthony Butabi defeated Russian Lover Zangev

3. Brittany Wonder defeated Harley Quinn

4. The Stoner Brothers defeated Coach Nuggs and Bobby Burgerhands

Set 3:

1. Pooh Jack defeated Rob Banks

2. Anthony Butabi, Brittany Wonder and The Stoner Brothers defeated Zangev, Richard Shhhhhnary, DARK Sheik and Coach Nuggs

 

Photos of the event courtesy of Bear Z Bub can be seen here on fakebucks.

 

See ya next year! Look forward to the hang out with the wang out.

2016Results

Hoodslam: Fanarchy Rules Results

Hoodslam: Fanarchy Rules

Friday, September 2, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 560

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was Stalker Texas Stranger.

1. Drugz Bunny def. Paul London.

2. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: The CAUTION (DARK Sheik, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, and “The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees, champions) def. The Hoodslam Band (who, as of earlier today, added Virgil Flynn III on recorder and Misty von Eerie on tambourine).

3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Ken & Ryu def. The New U (“Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Shotzi Blackheart, with Coach Joey Nuggs).

4. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Condundrum and Troof (with Drucilla) def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi by disqualification, only the second DQ in Hoodslam history. Referee Guido called for the bell after the Butabis used the only two foreign objects that call for an immediate disqualification: baseball bats and water.

5. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: James C. and Juice Lee def. The West Side Playaz 2099 (Boyce in da Hood and Vanilla Icebox).

6. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Doc Atrocity and “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, already mathematically eliminated from winning the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship, def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) to mathematically eliminate the Stoner Brothers from winning the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship.

7. Lonestar, Barf, and Pogo the Clown def. Phoenix Wright “Ace Attorney,” Nurse Ratchet, and Predatorcabra.

8. Triple Threat Match for the vacant Golden Gig Championship (with special guest referee Drugz Bunny): Drugz Bunny def. “The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees, Shotzi Blackheart, and Anthony Butabi when Drugz hit a double Cokeslam on Anton Voorhees and Anthony Butabi and counted his own pinfall, thus awarding himself the Golden Gig Championship.

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, October 7 for Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall, Fuck the Fans VII.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results, News

Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy – Total Eclipse of the Hood results

Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy – Total Eclipse of the Hood

Friday, August 5, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 739

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was Skidmark Walhberg.

1. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Ken & Ryu def. James C and Juice Lee.

2. Fatal Four-Way match for the Golden Gig: Anton Voorhees (formerly known as “The Hero of HIGHrule Link,” representing The CAUTION, with DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement), Johnny “Drinko” Butabi (representing the Knights of the Roxbury, with Anthony Butabi), and Shotzi Blakkheartt (representing the New U, with “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Coach Joey Nuggs) def. Drugz Bunny. Since all three challengers pinned the champion at the same time, all three challengers claimed to be the rightful winner of the Golden Gig. Hoodslam Señor Official El Sparko secured the Golden Gig and left the ringside area with it. As of now, there is no Golden Gig champion.

3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) def. the aliens, now known as Troof and Anomaly (accompanied by Drucilla).

4. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement (representing The CAUTION, accompanied by Anton Voorhees) def. the West Side Playaz 2099 (Boyce in da Hood and Vanilla Icebox). Immediately after the match, the CAUTION broke the arm of Hoodslam Señor Official, El Sparko, for refusing to award the Golden Gig to Anton Voorhees earlier in the evening.

5. Cereal Man def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder. After the match, Brittany Wonder offered to shake Cereal Man’s hand. Cereal Man reluctantly accepted, and was immediately attacked by the returning Doc Atrocity, with whom Brittany Wonder has joined forces.

6. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Virgil Flynn III and “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi).

7. Otis the Gimp def. “The Russian Lover” Zangev.

8. Battle Royal of Supremacy – the winner of this over-the-top rope battle royal wins complete control of Fuck the Fans VII on Friday, October 7, Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall. Referee Guido def. Drugz Bunny, DARK Sheik, Anton Voorhees, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Anthony Butabi, Misty von Eerie, “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands, Shotzi Blakkheartt, Rick-Scott Stoner, “The Russian Lover” Zangev, Boyce in da Hood, Cereal Man, the Peeled Banana, and Sexy Chino.

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, Friday, September 2 for Fanarchy Rulz.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results

Hoodslam #America 2016 – Free to Freak Results

Friday, July 1, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 652

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was Topless Jefferson.

1. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Cup Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: James C. & Juice Lee def. The New U (Shotzi Blackheart and “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands, with Coach Joey Nuggs) to earn 10 points.

2. BBQ Brawl Independeath Day Death Match: The PB&J Banana def. The Hot Dog Frank Mayer.

3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Cup Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) and Virgil Flynn II & “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra wrestled to a 20-minute time-limit draw. Both teams earned five points.

4. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks tag-team match: The Caution (CAUTION! DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement, champions) def. Cereal Man and “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks due to interference from “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, who joined DARK Sheik and Ean Hancement as the third member of The Caution (CAUTION!)

5. Six-pack challenge elimination match to become the number one contender for the Golden Gig: “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Evil Ryu, “The Russian Lover” Zangief, Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), and “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link to become the new number one contender for the Golden Gig. Following the match all three thirds of The Caution (CAUTION!) viciously assaulted Bat Manuel.

6. Golden Gig Championship: Anthony Butabi def. “The Rabbit With a Habit” Drugz Bunny to win the Golden Gig. Referee Guido, accidentally blinded by cocaine, counted Drugz Bunny’s shoulders to the mat when Johnny “Drinko” Butabi made the cover on Drugz Bunny. The decision was reversed when Hoodslam Señor Official El Sparko realized that it was not Anthony Butabi who scored the pinfall. The match was restarted and “The Rabbit With a Habit” Drugz Bunny def. Anthony Butabi to retain the Golden Gig.

You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial).

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, August 5 for Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results

Hoodslam – Saturday 32x Expansion Pack! Results

Hoodslam – Saturday 32x Expansion Pack!

Saturday, June 11, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 177

Live commentary by Dr. BRObotnik.

1. Triple Threat match: Lara Croft (of Tomb Raider) def. Vault Dweller (of Fallout 4) and Paperman (formerly Paperboy of Paperboy).

2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Hyperstone Heist Race to Dick Mountain Challenge for Freedom handicap match: The Foot Clan (two Foot soldiers, Rocksteady, and Krang, with Shredder) def. Casey Jones.

3. Fatal Four-way match: Misty (of Pokémon) def. Sweet Tooth (of Twisted Metal), Spider-Man (of Spider Man: Maximum Carnage), and Altair (of Assassin’s Creed).

During the tape change, while music from the Battletoads “pause” screen played, Dr. BRObotnik invited Team Final Fight (Metro City Mayor Mike Haggar, Guy, and Cody with Nicole, who is not only Cody’s girlfriend, but is also Mike Haggar’s daughter) to join him in the ring to booze up the fans. As Mike Haggar was about to address the crowd, Evil Ryu, Violent Ken (both of Street Fighter), and Morrigan (of Darkstalkers) ambushed Team Final Fight and kidnapped Nicole.

4. Tag team match: Team Final Fantasy (Sephiroth of Final Fantasy VII and Squall Leonheart of Final Fantasy VIII) def. John Martsen (of Red Dead Redemption) and Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney (of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)..

5. Tag team match: Scarecrow and The Joker (with Harley Quinn, all three of Batman: Arkham Asylum) def. Arkham Asylum Bat Manuel and Lobo (of Injustice: Gods Among Us).

6. Six-person tag team match: Team Final Fight (Metro City Mayor Mike Haggar, Guy, and Cody) def. Evil Ryu and Violent Ken (of Street Fighter) and Morrigan (of Darkstalkers) to rescue Mike Haggar’s daughter/Cody’s girlfriend, Nicole.

You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, July 1 for Hoodslam: #America2016.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

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