5/27 Results: Sexy GoodTime Wrestle Show NOW Thats What I Call 90s Volume 2

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May 27th, 3pm on a Sunday

Referees Slim Wiggles, Nuk Nuk Urkel and Ref Durst

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave

 

1. Zach Morrus w/AC Slater vs Homie the Clown

2. Beavis and Butthead v The Sticky Bandits

3. Thicc Martel v “Hunter Hearst H”

4. Storm/Chun Li/ Xena v White Ranger/Beverly Hills Ninja/Keita Murray

5. The Crow v “Raven”

6. Neo and Trinity v “Henry and Phineas Godwinn”

7. Austin Powers v Dr Evil

8. Kano v Captain Planet

 

Youll notice these arent actually results…go to our twitch at hoodslam.tv and watch it for free if youre that concerned. This themed show has no consequence in our realm… (maybe for Keita Murray)

 

SUNDAY FUNDAY IS BACK!

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We’re in San Francisco SUNDAY for some SexyGood Time Wrestle Show #daydrinking! At 3pm the show starts at SF Oasis Nightclub (…DAYclub?) with full bar festivities in effect!  Furthermore, its a 90s celebration! Get live mfers!

Hoodslam: PSYCHOPHORIA results

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PSYCHOPORIA

5/4/18 , Oakland Metro Operahouse

 

Stoner U preshow hosted by Scott Rick Stoner and Screaming Eagle Mike O Shea

1. Big B won the Stoner U Potluck Battle Royal, winning one item from each entrant. This match also featured:

Slayer Rask, Joey Smoak, Cory Kreese, Coach Joey Nuggs, Brutal Rob Hands, Shakira Spears, Adam Mayhem, Steve Tresario, Manny Faberino, TKO, Victor Von Richtor, IONI, Petrov, Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler

Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Anthony Butabi, music by the hoodslam band

1. The Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner defeated The Devil Drexl and Ravenous Randy Myers

2. Cereal Man  defeated Otis the Gimp and Glorious Banana to retain Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks after interference by Doc Atrocity, Brittany Wonder and Nurse Ratchet

3. The CAUTION (Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement) defeated Funnybone and Chupacabra, Doc Atrocity & Brittany Wonder (w/Ratchet and Cereal Man) and Johnny Drinko Butabi & Batmanuel to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship after half the entrants disappeared during a portal gun stand off, and Ean Hancement pinned a distracted Doc Atrocity.

4. Ryu defeated James C after interference by Ken

5. Lady K (Katarina Leigh) defeated Virgil Flynn III and Ken Master in a triple threat Match

6. Juice Lee defeated Manny Faberino to retain the Golden Gig Championship

7. Leva Bates defeated Shotzi Blackheart

 

Go on twitch. Watch it now. Its freeeee

Hoodslam 4/20 Results

 

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4/20/2018

Oakland Metro Operahouse

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Music by the Hoodslam Band

 

1. Nurse Ratchet defeated Cobra Corey Kreese, Big B and (visitng from Fight Club Finland) Ioni in a fatal fourway after hitting Princess Die.

2. Coldbeer defeated D Torch with the jackhammer.

3. Katarina Leigh defeated Shakira Spears

4. Richard Shhhnary defeated Glorious Banana in a Sanctum of Silence Match after peeling the Banana.

*technical difficulties briefly interrupted the event here*

 

– The Cat Sweet performed , whooo –

 

5. Juice Lee defeated Royce Issacs to retain the Golden Gig

6. James C and Charlie Chaplin defeated Zangev Darevko and Ken Master

7. The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) defeated The New U (Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands) in a Smoklahoma Iron Lung Challenge

 

 

POST entertania news and views….

8 years of Hoodslam have come and gone, and it’s never been more on a poppin’…

  • Juiced Lee, after breaking his leg in two places at Entertania VII returned one year later to win the whole tournament, and the Golden Gig
  • James C had sworn to his buddy Drugz Bunny that he would help him get sober and win that Gig from PONG (as PONG would not defend against a Drugz on drugs).  When Drugz was injured, he went as far as to say he would win the Gig and hand it over himself, but when Juiced Lee entered the match, he was torn between his friend he’d helped for months, and the one he hadn’t seen in a year…
  • ALSO, The CAUTION (CAUTION) were successful in fighting back El Chupacabra and Funnybone, and even won back the box!  Within it was the skull of robot DARK Sheik, the mentor of Ean Hancement and 1/3rd of The CAUTION, a group he founded.  Not to be confused with the organic DARK Sheik that Doc Atrocity accidentally lost to the multiverse in a time travel experiment gone awry…
  • ALSO CAUTION-Y, Ean Hancement has reported a fracture in some fancy bone in his right arm.  No word yet on how this will affect the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship he and Anton so proudly just defended.
  • Hoodslam is back on 4/20 for Hoodslam 4:20 and then May 4th for PSYCHOPHORIA
  • look at us for more news n stuff
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    HOODSLAM 4/20 – HAPPY EARTH DAY MOTHER FUCKERS

ENTERTANIA 8 RESULTS 4/6/2018

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Oakland Metro Operahouse

Stoner U Pre Show Hosted by Screaming Eagle Mike O shea and Scott Rickerson, Ring Announcing by Shawn Michaels Allen

  1. Bison Braddock defeated Junkyard Cat Joey Smoak with Steve the stuffed leapord

 

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave

Music by the Hoodslam Band

 

  1. Enzo Amore Memorial Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Johnny Drinko Butabi and BatManuel defeated Jesus Kruze and Brittany Wonder
  2. Hollywood Cereal Man defeated Brutal Rob Hands to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

– Drugz Bunny addressed the crowd, saying his separated shoulder from Hoodslam 3:16 v Stevie T was in fact serious enough that he would have to miss tonights main event vs Pong for the Golden Gig.  His sponsor, James C, came to the ring and said that he would fight in Drugz Bunny’s place, and if he won would then give the Golden Gig to Drugz Bunny.

3.  Enzo Amore Memorial Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Ken Masters and Zangev Darevko defeated Anthony Butabi and Scott Rick Stoner

4.  Nurse Ratcher w/The Covenant of the Ratchet defeated Pooh Jack

5. Enzo Amore Memorial Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Ryu and Juiced Lee defeated Virgil Flynn III and Manny Faberino

6. The CAUTION Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement defeated Funnybone and El Chupacabra to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

7. Enzo Amore Memorial Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Berkeley Brawler, Shakira Spears, Big B and Super Beast defeated Otis the Gimp, Coach Joey Nuggs, Warrior Princess Samara and Richard Shhhnary

8. Enzo Amore Battlebowl Trophy Championship Battle Royal:  Juiced Lee outlasted Berkeley Brawler, Shakira Spears, Big B, Super Beast, Ryu, Ken Masters, Zangev Darevko, Johnny Drinko Butabi and BatManuel to win the Trophy.  He can cash it in for any match, with any Hoodslammer, at any time

9.  Juiced Lee defeated Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG and James C to become the new Golden Gig Champion after relinquishing his Enzo Amore Trophy and turning PONG v. James C into a triple threat match

 

Watch it on twitch at HOODSLAM.tv!  FTF!

3/30 Sexy Good Time Wrestle Show Results!

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Hosted by Wonder Dave, Earl and Broseph Joe Brody

Music by the Hoodslam Band

 

  1. Nurse Ratchet defeated Thicc Martel with “Princess Die”
  2. Coach Joey Nuggs (w/Brutal Rob Hands of The New U) defeated Scott Rick Stoner after interference by Brutal Rob Hands
  3. Richard Shhhnary defeated Silent Assassin Jean Pierre in a Sanctum of Silence  Match
  4. Earl defeated Shotzi Blackheart, Berkeley Brawler and Steve Tresario in a Fatal Four Way
  5. Ken Masters and Zangev Darevko defeated Calvin and Hobbes
  6. Anthony Butabi defeated Super Tiger, Glorious Banana and Manny Faberino in a Fatal Four Way
  7. Otis the Gimp defeated the other Earl

 

Go watch this on our twitch channel, which thanks to consideration from people like you, is now located at www.hoodslam.tv !

HEY WE HAVE A HISTORY SECTION NOW

actually, its been around since 2013.  it just got removed by our old webmaster and then finally dusted off today.  Lucky you!  Now you can see all of our old champions for the Golden Gig, Best Athlete Award and/OR Intergalactic Tag Team Championship!  Also, who wins all our crazy annual tournaments?  Now you’ll know!  Click up, click below, click now so now you’ll know.

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DRUGZ BUNNY/ENTERTANIA NEWS ALERT

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Drugz Bunny, seen here in 3 hour and 17 minute 1997 film Titanic, was sadly injured at March 16ths 3:16 event!  We’ve learned that he has suffered a “grade 3 AC joint separation” or “separated right shoulder”.  Those this injury is common and a full recovery is expected, it does put into question his ability to perform at April 6ths Entertania 8 anniversary show.  He is currently scheduled to challenge Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG for the Golden Gig Championship in the Main Event.  So… yeah, kinda blows.

 

Stay tuned to Hoodslam social media, twitch, all that good shit for updates, or just show up and see what happens.  Tickets on sale at Eventbrite now.  FTF.

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