Category Archives: 2018Results

results: The Water Buffalo Sleeps with One Eye Open 12/16/18

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave from San Francisco Oasis Night Club

on a sunday, at 3pm

 

Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship Match

1. Big B defeated Hip Hop Harry to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay

  •  Post match, Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler would attack Big B, in anticipation for Richard Shhhnarys Title Shot at 1/4/19 SCHISM… however, Sensei Joey Nuggs had some unfinished business with Berkeley Brawle

2.  Sensei Joey Nuggs defeated Berkeley Brawler

  •  The CAUTION 2 would address the crowd, and DARK Sheik would present Boone with a dog, which he called Milano but Boone renamed Bernie Junior – or “little bj”

3.  The Stoner Brothers (Rick Scott & Scott Rick Stoner) defeated The CAUTION 2 (DARK Sheik and Boone)

4. Richard Shhhnary defeated Brutal Rob Hands

5. Intergalactic Tag Team Champion Steven Tresario defeated Glorious Banana

6. Juiced Lee defeated Kal Jack

 

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results: HOODFIGHTER 12/7/18

 

Stoner U preshow hosted by Screamin Eagle Mike O Shea and Scott Rickerson, ring announcer Shawn M Allen

  1.  Big B defeated Da Shade to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Link to the Future Anton Voorhees, music by the Hoodslam Band

Tournament round one:
1. Richard Shhhnary defeated Kal Jack
2. James C v Juiced Lee was ruled a  draw after a double pin
3. Brutal Rob Hands defeated Glorious Banana

  •  Johnny Drinko Butabi let the fans know that his partner in the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship was injured, and a new partner would be found later tonight.

4. Ean Hancement defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi

  • Post match, Ean Hancement would claim that the “Baby Robot DARK Sheik” is the real DARK Sheik, and that the one in The CAUION 2 is an imposter.

Chaos Rules Tag Match for a shot at Intergalactic Tag Team Championship at 1/4/19 SCHISM:
5.  The Disenchanted (Lady K, Funnybone & El Chupacabra) defeated The CAUTION 2 (DARK Sheik, Boone & Cereal Man) and The Stoner Brothers & Brittany Wonder

  •   Cereal Man quit The CAUTION 2 before the match ended.

Tournament 2nd round:
Richard Shhhnary reciebed a bye
6. Brutal Rob Hands defeated Ean Hancement

  •  DARK Sheik and Boone would distract Ean to cause the finish, then attacked him until Anton Voorhees made the save.  DARK Sheik stole the robot baby version of himself, and all four agreed to CAUTION v CAUTION 2 at 1/4/19 SCHISM

Golden Gig Championship Match

7.  Matt Carlos defeated HB Ken to retain the Golden Gig

Fatal Four Way to crown one half of the Tag Team Championship:
Steven Tresario defeated Sensei Joey Nuggs, Kobra Kai Corey Kreese, Hip Hop Harry, and Berkeley Brawler to become one half of the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

Tournament Finals:
8.  Richard Shhhnary defeated Brutal Rob Hands

 

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results: Sexy Good Time Wrestle Show “Sleazy As Fuck” 11/25/2018

Hosted by Wonder Dave and Broseph Joe Brody from San Francisco Oasis!

1. Juiced Lee defeated Steven Tresario

2. FunnyBone defeated D Rouge, Da Shade and Berkeley Brawler in a Fatal Fourway

3. The Stoner Brothers – Rick Scott and Scott Rick Stoner defeated Woah Woah Dojo – Karate Kal Jack and Sensei Joey Nuggs

4. Richard Shhhnary defeated Link to the Future Anton Voorhees in a Sanctum of Silence Match

5. Glorious Banana, Calvin & Hobbes defeated The CAUTION (CAUTION) 2 – DARK Sheik Khan Abadi, Boone Man & Bernie Phaeton (some guy Boone man found at BART on the way there).  Bernie Phaeton was fired from The Caution 2 after dying.

 

THESE ACCOMANYING PHOTOS ARE COURTESY OF DJ BEARZBUB

 

results: Hoodslam 80s for the Ladies (11/16/2018)

Hosted by Axel Brose, music from the Hoodslam Band!

  1. Mad Max defeated HOBOCOP
  2. Prince defeated Doc Brown, Big Daddy Kane and John Bender in a Fatal Fourway
  3. Rowdy Roddy Otis the Gimp defeated King Kong Bundy
  4. Bigfoot from Harry and the Hendersons defeated Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
  5. The Stoner Brothers defeated Hanz & Franz
  6. Freddie Mercury defeated Weird Al Yankovic in a “Loser Shaves Their Mustache” Match

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From Oakland Metro Operahouse 11/2/18

 

Stoner U Preshow hosted by Scott Rickerson, Screamin Eagle Mike O Shea and Shawn M. Allen

  1. Drew BatBoy Vincent defeated Bart-Man

 

Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Music by the Hoodslam Band

  1. The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) & Drunken Justice (Bat Manuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi) defeated DDS and Jesus Bryce (Representing Kaiju Attack Wrestling) & The Millennial Falcons (Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler)
  2. Big B defeated Angel of Flight Mike Mathews to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bat Golden Fannypacks Championship
  3. Disenchanted (Lady K, FunnyBone, Super Beast and El Chupacabra) defeated Da Squaaaaaaad (Kenny K, Hip Hop Harry, Shakira Spears and D-Rogue)
  4. Shotzi Blackheart defeated Joey Ryan
  5. Woah Woah Dokjo (Coach Joey Nuggs and Karate Kal Jack) & Brutal Rob Hands defeated The CAUTION 2 (Sheik Khan Abadi, Boon & Glorious Banana)
  6. Wild Card Survivor Series Match:  Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement were the survivors of the team also including Wrestling Pro Wrestlings Hobo, Fight Club Finland’s Solomon S and Handsome Devil Anthony Butabi defeating the team of Juiced Lee, Cereal Man, Super Tiger, James C and Royce Isaacs
  7. Hidden Gem Matt Carlos defeated Drugz Bunny to win the Golden Gig Championship

 

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results: SEXY GOOD TIME HORROR BABYLON 10/21/2018

Hosted by Wonder Dave and Broseph Joe Brody

From San Francisco Oasis

 

  1. FunnyBone defeated Spartan and Spawn
  2. The Millennial Falcons defeated the Stoner Brothers to retain their fake cummerbund championships
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  4. Handi Man defeated Hobbes, Uber Exec-Bart Man, DrewBoy, Chucky and Glorious Banana in a onefall sixway match
  5.  Pooh Jack defeated Nurse Ratchet
  6.  Count Thiccula defeated Trevor Belmont

 

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results: BLOODSLAM 10/19/2018

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by the Hoodslam band (known this evening as “skeetlejuice”)

 

  1.  Pogo the Clown defeated DrewBoy

 

Bloodslam:

Prisoner 1 v Bloodman

Prisoner 2, 3, 4 v Boss Brittany and the Orderlies

Prisoners v Placentor

Nightmare Battle Royal featuring DrewBat, Super Beastly, Kano, Oogie Woogie, Ninja Mechanic

LucyD / BB v Placentor/winner of Battle Royal

LucyD v Donnie D

2. Big B defeated Funnybone w/SuperBeast to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

 

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results: FUCK THE FANS IX 10/5/18

Stoner U Preshow hosted by Scott Rickerson, Screaming Eagle Texas Mike O Shea and Shawn Michaels Allen

1. Da Squad Kenny K and D Rogue defeated Masters of the Powerbomb Brutal Rob Hands and Rick Scott Stoner after Hip Hop Harry and Shakira Spears (also of Da Squad) interfered

2. Master Markus Eriks defeated Bart-Man

Hoodslam commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, music by the Hoodslam Band (known tonight as 3 Dicks Mafia)

Due to his victory at the Battle Royal of Supremacy in August, this show and its matches excluding the Rumble were controlled by Cereal Man

  1.  “Drunken Justice” Bat Manuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi defeated “Millennial Falcons” Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler in a Last Man Drinking Match to become the NEW Intergalactic Tag Team Champions
  2. Juiced Lee defeated Matt Carlos
  3. Big B defeated Hollywood Cereal Man to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
  4. Drugz Bunny defeated James C and Referee Wiggles in a Triple Threat Match to retain the Golden Gig
  5. Cereal Man defeated Hollywood Cereal Man in a Loser Leaves Town Match
  6. Royal Rumble of Ranking Ramifications, for a shot at Golden Gig First Friday of November:

Matt Carlos won, last eliminating Lady K and Juiced Lee.  Other entrants included: Otto Von Clutch, Jesus Kruze, Shakira Spears, Hip Hop Harry, D-Rogue, Kenny K, Funnybone, El Chupacabra, Super Beast, DARK Sheik, Anton Voorhees, Ean Hancement, Brittany Wonder, Super Tiger, Coach Joey Nuggs, Kal Jack, Brutal Rob Hands, Thicc Martel, Royce Isaacs, Rick Scott Stoner, Scott Rick Stoner, Nurse Ratchet, Stevie T, Markus Eriks, Ecco the Dolphin, Anthony Butabi and a surprise appearance by Pooh Jack

 

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RESULTS: 9/30/18 FOLSOM STREET FAIR

Folsom Street Fair, Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave

Referees Wiggles, Nuk Nuk Johnson and Pat Downs

Set A:

1. The Stoner Brothers defeated Big B and Bart-Man, Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands & DrewBoy and Charlie Chaplin in a fatal four way

2. Millennial Falcons Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler defeated Sailor Jupiter and Glorious Banana to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

 

Set B:

1. Brutal Rob Hands defeated Glorious Banana and Rick Scott Stoner in a Last Man Standing Match

2. Coach Nuggs defeated Snorlax

3. Big B defeated DrewBoy to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

4. Black Widow and Ecco the Dolphin fought to a no contest after the Stoner Brothers attacked both participants, setting up the main event

 

Set C:

  1. Coach Joey Nuggs defeated Glorious Banana
  2. Calvin, Hobbes, Ecco the Dolphin and Black Widow defeated The Stoner Brothers, DrewBoy and Berkeley Bralwer

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results: Savage Henry x Hoodslam at Eureka Municipal Auditorium 9/15/18

Hosted by Wonder Dave and an assembly of comedians who’s names we didn’t totally write down!

Music by the Hoodslam Band!

1. Millennial Falcons Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary defeated Nurse Ratched and Ultragirl Brittany Wonder to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championshup

2. Big B and Coach Joey Nuggs fought to a no contest after Referee Wiggles and Referee Nuk Nuk Johnson were both incapacitated. Big B retained the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

3. The Stoner Brothers Rick Scott and Scott Rick Stoner defeated James C, Drugz Bunny and Juiced Lee after the latter team fell to infighting

4. Steven Tresario defeated Brutal Rob Hands, Ken Masters and Super Beast in a fatal four way

5. Otis the Gimp defeated Zangev Darevko

6. Drugz Bunny defeated James C and Juiced Lee after counting the three count himself with Wiggles limp hand after Wiggles fainted.  He is presumably the new Golden Gig Champion!……?

 

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