Stoner U Preshow hosted by Scott Rickerson and Screamin Eagle Mike O Shea, Ring Announcer Shawn Michaels Allen

1. Da Squad (Kenny K and D Rougue) defeated Black Cat Joey Smoak and Steven Tresario

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by the Hoodslam Band

1.  Big B defeated Link to the Future Anton Voorhees to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
2. Millennial Falcons Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary defeated Bat Manuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi & El Chupacabra and Super Beast after Hip Hop Harry, Kenny K and D Rogue attacked Chupacabra and Super Beast
3. Matt Carlos (Formerly known as Ryu) defeated Anthony Butabi
4. Rekka/Royce Isaacs/Naomi Yoshimura (Team DDT) defeated The Stoner Brothers Rick and Scott Stoner & Nurse Ratchet
5. The Talent Ean Hancement (w/Robot DARK Sheiks head) defeated Super Tiger and Brutal Rob Hands (w/Coach Nuggs and Clay Jack) in a triple threat match
6. Referee Wiggles and James C defeated Drugz Bunny and Juiced Lee after Matt Carlos interfered
7. Woah Woah Dojo (Coach Joey Nuggs and Karate Clay Jack) defeated hoodWorldOrder (Hollywood Cereal Man and UltraGirl Brittany Wonder) after Hollywood Cereal Man was distracted by the good Cereal Man

post match, it was established that Cereal Man would fight Hollywood Cereal Man in a match where the Loser Leaves Hoodslam!

go watch it online at twitch ya gorgeous nerdz… www.hoodslam.tv

Hosted by Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and eventually also Broseph Joe Brody too

1. Otto Von Clutch defeated Sassy Assassin
2. Kid Omega defeated Senor Buttons
3. Big B defeated Coach Joey Nuggs to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
4. Hollywood Cereal Man defeated The Tickle Monster
5. Professional Peter Avalon defeated Nurse Ratchet, El Chupacabra and Brutal Rob Hands
6. Fidel Bravo defeated Lyger Rivera
7. D-Torch defeated Dominic Kubrick
8. Sexy Chino defeated PBJ Banana in a Last Man Standing Match

Its up now, FREE on our twitch channel at www.hoodslam.tv

Hosted by Anton Voorhees and Wonder Dave!

1. Anime South Park versions of Stan, Kyle and Professor Chaos defeated Ash Ketchum, Pikachu and Snorlax from Pokemon

2.  Kill La Kill defeated Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion

3. Sailor Jupiter from Sailor Moon and Kirito from Sword Art Online and defeated Spike from Cowboy Bebop and Morrigan from Dark Stalkers

4. Captain Harlock defeated Yajirobe

5. Piccolol, Vegeta, Goku and Nappa all had a match…

nobody took notes.  i don’t really know the names.  If you’re curious, go to our TWITCH channel and watch the whole show FREE!

At the Operahouse, hosted by Joseph Brody, music by the Hoodslam Band! –

preshow – Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands defeated Anthony Andrews and Maestro of Fight Club Finland to advance in the tag tournament

1. Ean Hancement defeated Joey Ryan ,Cereal Man and Richard Shhhnary to become number one contender for the Golden Fannypacks
2. The Stoner Brothers Rick Scott and Scott Rick  Stoner defeated DDS and Underwear Model Eric Priest (from Kaiju Attack Wrestling) in a tag team tournament match
3. Anton Voorhees defeated Mike Mathews (of Kaiju Attack Wrestling) and The Fucking Machine Brian Cage
4. Big B defeated Corey Kreese to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
5.  Lady K, Funnybone and El Chupacabra (with SUPER BEAST) defeated DARK Sheik, Manny Faberino and Leva Bates – due to this win, El Chupacabra and Funnybone advance in the tag tournament
6. James C defeated Drugz  Bunny and champion JUICED Lee to become the new Golden Gig Champion
7. BatManuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi defeated Royce Isaacs and Paul London to advance in the tag tournament
8.  Shotzi Blackheart defeated Kris Wolf

watch it on twitch at www.hoodslam.tv, or like just go to twitch and search us, yah?

Freakshow Wrestling and Hoodslam combined in friendly frays of fighting.  Except Chupy and Funnybone.  They f’n killed each other.

Live from Fremont Country Club in Las Vegas, Nevada…

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Shocker, and Browen Travers

0. Juiced Lee defended the Golden Gig v. Anton Voorhees and MimeKind

1. Brittany Wonder defeated Shotzi Blackheart, Sage Sinn, and a very nice lady who came with Kikutaro who’s name we never wrote down in an INVISIBLE CAGE MATCH by escaping the cage after a samoan drop

2. Richard Shhhnary defeated Silent Assassin Jean Pierre, Kikutaro and Leroy Patterson in a SANCTUM OF SILENCE Elimination Match

3. The Stoner Brothers and Gaydolf Hitler defeated Jonald Trump and the Legal Outerspace Aliens when Gaydolf ass and mouth fucked the shit out of Jonald with a sparkly dildo

4. Andrea the Giant won the Andrea the Giant Battle Royal

5. Johnny Drinko Butabi and BatManuel defeated Gary Galaxy and Black Annie in a LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOL Match by finishing their booze first

6. Funnybone defended the Freak Show Wrestling Championship against El Chupacabra in a MEXICAN BADLANDS MATCH

– Before the main event could begin, Dr Platypus stated that he would destroy both Hoodslam and Freakshow Wrestling in one foul swoop by unleashing his evil dopplegangers upon them

7. Sinn Bohdi, Doc Atrocity, Nurse Ratchet, Cereal Man and Drugz Bunny defeated their own evil Dopplegangers after the FreakShow Wrestling Octopus assisted by pulling all Dopplegangers under the ring, and Dr Platypus was pinned in the INFINITY X INFINITY WAR

it was fun, it was crazy, it was on twitch.  Go to www.hoodslam.tv to see!

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody as Brofessor X (you know, from that game where you’re him) and Wonder Dave, music by the Hoodslam Band

Referees Pat Downs as Fred Durst from Def Jam I guess and Wiggles as Tetris

1. Super Stoner Brothers and Princess Peachy Wonder defeated Waluigi Faberino, Donkey Kal Jack and Wario Super Crazy
2. Simon Belmont from Castlevania defeated Dante from Devil May Cry
3. Booger Man and Tony Hawks Pro Skater 3 defeated Bane and Victor Zsasz from Arkham Asylum
4. Pizza Noid and Ecco the Dolphin defeated Barrett from Final Fantasy and 2B from Nier Automata
5. Conker from Conkers Bad Fur Day defeated Villager from Animal Crossing and Nathan Drake from Uncharted
6. Noob SaiBatManuel, Sub-Zero, Liu Kang, Raiden and Sonya Blade defeated Ryu, Ken, Akuma, Sagat and Chun Li when Ryu turned on Ken

Watch it now on twitch, match 1 was MOTY candidate and Ecco the Dolphin is the future of wrestling.

6/1/2018, Oakland Metro Operahouse

(Stoner U Preshow hosted by Screaming Eagle Mike OShea and Scott Rickerson

1. New U (Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands) defeated DirtBats and Mo Atlas &

2. Shakira Spears defeated Master Eriks, Hip Hop Harry and 2 Fresh

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by the Hoodslam Band (known on this night as Jamie Lee Squirtis)

Referees Wiggles, Nuk Nuk Johnson and fulfilling his state ordered community service requirements, Pat Downs

Stunt Bros – Bronana, Brotis, BroShhhnary and Hip Hop Broseph

1. Johny Drinko Butabi defeated Joseph Schwartz

– Ean Hancement was asked to relinquish the IntergalacticTag Team Championship, as his arm is broken and his partner in the CAUTION, Anton Voorhees was lost in another dimension (*see issues 4/20 and PSYCHOPHORIA for details).

But Anton returned, along with a portal gun, Nurse Ratchets medical box, Funnybone, Chupacabra, Batmanuel and the non robot actual DARK Sheik (*who was lost in another dimension years prior by Doc Atrocity, leading to events of Bloodslam 2017 ).  Manny Faberino would soon interrupt, leading to

2. Funnybone, Chupacabra and BatManuel defeated DARK Sheik, Manny Faberino and Anton Voorhees

– post match, Anton asked DARK Sheik to join The CAUTION (CAUTION), to the behest of Ean Hancement (who still carries the head of his mentor, the robot DARK Sheik). DARK Sheim declined and left with Manny Faberino. Ean, unhappy with what he saw as Anton regressing, forfeited the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship as a dramatic gesture of him ending his partnership with Anton.

3. Ryu defeated Shotzi Blackheart

4. Tag Team Championship Tournament: Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) defeated Ken and Zangiev

5. Tag Team Championship Tournament: Millennil Falcons (Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary) defeated Cobra Corey Kreese and Big B

6. Tag Team Championship Tournament: Otis the Gimp and Glorious Banana defeated Doc Atrocity and Hollywood Cereal Man

– angered by their loss and ensuing argument about Cereal Man being unbothered by Ratchets death, Doc Atrocity invited multiple Hoodslammers to battle Hollywood Cereal Man for his Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship

7. Big B defeated Hollywood Cereal Man, Coach Nuggs, Brutal Rob Hands, Doc Atrocity, Anthony Butabi and Hollywood Cereal Man to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

8. Brittany Wonder defeated Randi West after interference by Hollywood Cereal Man

9. Juiced Lee retained the Golden Gig vs the returning Drugz Bunny after both performers attacked the indecisive special guest referee James C.  Referee Wiggles would declare the match a no contest, and announced next month all 3 will face each other for the Golden Gig.

Watch this shit on twitch, its up now and its free. Then go to our social and support! And, if you have time, love each other.  Ftf

May 27th, 3pm on a Sunday

Referees Slim Wiggles, Nuk Nuk Urkel and Ref Durst

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave

1. Zach Morrus w/AC Slater vs Homie the Clown

2. Beavis and Butthead v The Sticky Bandits

3. Thicc Martel v “Hunter Hearst H”

4. Storm/Chun Li/ Xena v White Ranger/Beverly Hills Ninja/Keita Murray

5. The Crow v “Raven”

6. Neo and Trinity v “Henry and Phineas Godwinn”

7. Austin Powers v Dr Evil

8. Kano v Captain Planet

Youll notice these arent actually results…go to our twitch at hoodslam.tv and watch it for free if youre that concerned. This themed show has no consequence in our realm… (maybe for Keita Murray)