RESULTS 8/3/18 Battle Royal of Supremacy

Stoner U Pre Show hosted by Scott Rickerson and Screaming Eagle Mike O Shea, Ring Announcer Shawn Michaels Allen

1. Markus Eriks defeated Joey Smoak

2. Super Beast (w/Funnybone and El Chupacabra) defeated Hip Hop Harry after attacking him before the bell.

 

Hoodslam at Oakland Metro Operahouse, hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Anthony Rivera Butabi

Music by Hoodslam Band

1. Big B defeated The Talent Ean Hancement (w/Robot Sheik’s Head) to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

2. Funnybone and El Chupacabra defeated New U Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands to advance to the semi finals of the Intergalactic Tag Team Tournament Championship

Golden Gig Champion James C and Referee Wiggles came to the ring.  James said that he tried to be a good friend to Juiced Lee and Drugz Bunny, but it was never enough for either of them, and his true best friend Referee Wiggles helped him see that.  However, he still wants to make it right with his friends Juiced and Drugz.  Juiced Lee came to the ring, but soon all were interrupted by Cobra Corey Kreese and Steven Tresario, who stated that they were sick of these two hogging the Golden Gig spots, and they wanted in.

3. James C and Juiced Lee defeated Corey Kreese and Steven Tresario

Post match, Juiced Lee conveyed silently that this quick partnership was not enough to make amends, and that he wanted the heart of Wiggles – which expedited the exit of James and said Wiggly one.

4. Manny Faberino defeated DARK Sheik. Post match, we gave him a cake for his 18th birthday.  Then we shoved his face in it and left him alone in the ring.  Welcome to being an adult.

5. Ultragirl Brittany Wonder defeated Queen of Suplexes Nicole Mathias after interference from Doc Atrocity, Hollywood Cereal Man and Nurse Ratchet.  The group affirmed that their Hood World Order was back on the same page, and would win tonights Battle Royal of Supremacy

6. Drugz Bunny defeated Bison Braddock.  He called out the whole sordid ensemble from before, and after some back and forth, James C found a way to make peace with his former friends.  At September’s “IDENTITY CRISIS”, Drugz Bunny and Juiced Lee will team to challenge for the Golden Gig in a tag team match against James C… and Referee Wiggles!

– The Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner came to the ring to take on BatManuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi in a semi final match in the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship.  They were soon interrupted by other semi finalists Funnybone and El Chupacabra, as well as Millennial Falcons Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler.  All agreed to have a fourway Final on the spot

 

7. The Millennial Falcons defeated FunnyBone and El Chupacabra, The Stoner Brothers & BatManuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi in a fatal four way to become Intergalactic Tag Team Champions

8. (Not) Ryu defeated Ken Masters in a Hair v Hair Match

9. Cereal Man (The GOOD one!) returned to win the Battle Royal of Supremacy, last eliminating Hollywood Cereal Man.  He now gains control of who wrestles who at Fuck the Fans IX on 10/5/18!

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