6/1/2018, Oakland Metro Operahouse
(Stoner U Preshow hosted by Screaming Eagle Mike OShea and Scott Rickerson
1. New U (Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands) defeated DirtBats and Mo Atlas &
2. Shakira Spears defeated Master Eriks, Hip Hop Harry and 2 Fresh
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by the Hoodslam Band (known on this night as Jamie Lee Squirtis)
Referees Wiggles, Nuk Nuk Johnson and fulfilling his state ordered community service requirements, Pat Downs
Stunt Bros – Bronana, Brotis, BroShhhnary and Hip Hop Broseph
1. Johny Drinko Butabi defeated Joseph Schwartz
– Ean Hancement was asked to relinquish the IntergalacticTag Team Championship, as his arm is broken and his partner in the CAUTION, Anton Voorhees was lost in another dimension (*see issues 4/20 and PSYCHOPHORIA for details).
But Anton returned, along with a portal gun, Nurse Ratchets medical box, Funnybone, Chupacabra, Batmanuel and the non robot actual DARK Sheik (*who was lost in another dimension years prior by Doc Atrocity, leading to events of Bloodslam 2017 ). Manny Faberino would soon interrupt, leading to
2. Funnybone, Chupacabra and BatManuel defeated DARK Sheik, Manny Faberino and Anton Voorhees
– post match, Anton asked DARK Sheik to join The CAUTION (CAUTION), to the behest of Ean Hancement (who still carries the head of his mentor, the robot DARK Sheik). DARK Sheim declined and left with Manny Faberino. Ean, unhappy with what he saw as Anton regressing, forfeited the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship as a dramatic gesture of him ending his partnership with Anton.
3. Ryu defeated Shotzi Blackheart
4. Tag Team Championship Tournament: Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) defeated Ken and Zangiev
5. Tag Team Championship Tournament: Millennil Falcons (Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary) defeated Cobra Corey Kreese and Big B
6. Tag Team Championship Tournament: Otis the Gimp and Glorious Banana defeated Doc Atrocity and Hollywood Cereal Man
– angered by their loss and ensuing argument about Cereal Man being unbothered by Ratchets death, Doc Atrocity invited multiple Hoodslammers to battle Hollywood Cereal Man for his Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship
7. Big B defeated Hollywood Cereal Man, Coach Nuggs, Brutal Rob Hands, Doc Atrocity, Anthony Butabi and Hollywood Cereal Man to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
8. Brittany Wonder defeated Randi West after interference by Hollywood Cereal Man
9. Juiced Lee retained the Golden Gig vs the returning Drugz Bunny after both performers attacked the indecisive special guest referee James C. Referee Wiggles would declare the match a no contest, and announced next month all 3 will face each other for the Golden Gig.
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