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results: 09/17/23 Be Crime, Do Gay

(9-16-23)

Mesa, AZ – Be Crime, Do Gay from The Nile Theater:

featuring performances by Debauchery Productions –

Evan Daniels defeated Bryn Thorne

Chris Cassus defeated Cereal Man, Brittnie Brooks and Nic Zander in a Fatal Fourway to retain the Wrestledrag Championship

Heidi Howitzer defeated Ricky Tenacious

Thugnificent defeated Brandon Gee

Jonnie Robbie defeated Ray Lyn and Damian Desire in a Triple Threat

El Chupacabra defeated Sonico

results: 09/16/23 Street Highbration

Hosted by Doc Atrocity,

Reno, NV – Street HIGHbration from The Bluebird:

Joe DeSoul defeated Neil the Thrill

Lara Frazier defeated Mighty Mayra

JMM and Tripp Rogers defeated Pooky and Post Mortem

El Chupacabra defeated Johnnie Robbie

Black Swan defeated Brooke Havok

Brittany Wonder and Joey Smoak defeated Johnny Butabi and Dreamy Drew

James C defeated Anton Voorhees and Baylum Lynx in a Triple Threat Match.

results: 09/01/23 PSYCHOPHORIA

Oakland, CA – PSYCHOPHORIA from Oakland Metro Operahouse x The Godamn Street

Hosted by BART-Man and Wonder Dave!

Featuring exclusively referee Domino

Johnnie Robbie defeated Cereal Man – post match, Jaguar Montoya of the New F’n Dawgz proclaimed that he was a Jaguar and didn’t want to be a dawg. Cereal Man aloofly protested – apparently more out of curtesy than emotional investment, as he confused both members Jaguar Montoya and Rey Kaiju Joey Gonzo with each other, and others.

DARK Sheik, Anton Voorhees and Vipress defeated James C, Ricky Stoner and Scotty Stoner. The CAUTION would arrive arguing, DARK Sheik saying that she was the glue of this team, and without her there was no team [she said it a lot ruder]. Before Vipress and Anton could retort, the BOOM Gang emerged.

James C told the stoner brothers he was upset with how they lost his prize of controlling FTF in a gamble vs the Lost Treasures at the previous event. However, he was more upset with Anton Voorhees. Anton had been providing commentary at the event while recovering from a knee injury, and caused a distraction (and mess) that cost the BOOM Gang the match.

Anton would be able to win by feigning an injury and catching James C by surprise. Post match, DARK Sheik would state that as the last living Golden Gig Champion, she should be now, and that Vipress should give her the GiG. Vipress has carried the GiG since 7/7 AMERICAN SCREAM, when she used it to cut the throat of the fallen angel Shemihaza [ who had taken it from PONG after cutting his throat].

Vipress would not giver Sheik the GiG, and Sheik said this partnership was over.

Brooke Havok, D-Torch and Brutal EMO Rob Hands defeated The Federal Bureau of EMOstigations. There’s a whole other post about it, you should check it out.

Juice Lee and El Chupacabra was declared a no contest after an invader attacked both wrestlers. Standing at 7 feet tall, he claimed to have seen Hoodslam’s battle with The Fallen and the many losses suffered. He saw Hoodslam as a fragile place to be conquered, but Juice Lee and El Chupacabra would combine forces to eject the invader from the ring.

The invader would find this comforting in a way, and rescinded his insult, seeing that Hoodslam was still a strong peoples. He offered his hand to both, which Juice Lee accepted. Before Chupacabra could accept, Juice Lee would attack the invaders knee from behind and – once lowered to his level – Juice Lee snapped his neck.

Sawyer Wreck defeated Brooke Havok and MacDaddy M Y L O to win the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship

The Lost Treasures Matt Carlos, Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier came to the ring to announce matches for the show they control, 10/6/23 Fuck the Fans 12 or 14 or something. They announced these two:

Cereal Man v. Jaguar Montoya with Referee Joey Gonzo

The CAUTION v The BOOM Gang – whoever is pinned must join the other group

Before they could announce a 3rd match, Da Squaaad interrupted and requested a match of their own, against the Lost Treasures, for the Intergalactic Tag Team Champions. The trio obliged, but decided to do it then and not 10/6.

Lara Frazier, Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul defeated Kenny K, Hop Daddy and Alpha Zo to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

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BOOKE HAVOK FREED // NEW CHAMPION at 9/1/23 PSYCHOPHORIA

In one of the wildest encounters of all time – not just wrestling, but all time – Brutal Rob Hands was able to free Brooke Havok and Daniel Torch from the clutches of FBE.

The Federal Bureau of EMOstigations hoped to convince Emo Rob to join their counseling, and brought up the convertedly normal Brookyln and Dathaniel as evidence. D-Torch would scream through the therapy, revealing he was only pretending – and he screamed for Rob Hands to FIGHT.

The FBE sent its top men, and they engaged the 6’7 314lb emotional monster with synchronized dance combat. Brutal Rob tried to mosh his way, through, guided by Papa Roach, but FBE detective 2 quickly subdued him and attempted to compromise him to a permanent end. FBE detective 1 protested, but detective 2 is a loose cannon, and she went rogue.

Brooke Havok would then arise from her slumber, and shake of the shackles of normalcy to remember her EMO Queen self. She quickly found a guitar, and showed the agents the power of EMO by shredding face. Unfortunately(?), it was too strong, and the FBE members heads exploded. Vigilante agent FBE detective 2 was seen bleeding but scurrying away, and FBE detective 1 revealed that he ACTUALLY was moved by the music. The case was closed, the EMOHEADS reunited and Brooke Havok killed 3 people.

HOWEVER, her story was not yet done. She returned later in the evening to challenge ANYONE on the roster and it was answered by the debuting Sawyer Wreck! She was scheduled to take on MacDaddy M Y L O, and the MacDaddy made it simple for everyone by coming out too and making it a three way dance.

After much mayhem, Sawyer Wreck stood very tall as the NEW Best Athlete in the East Bay Double Golden Fannypacks Champion.

RENO, NEVADA 9/16 ~~ 10/27

We return to Nevada with a double dose of da funk…
First, HOODSLAM: Street HIGHbration is on September 16th at the Bluebird!

Then its GLAM: Saved by the Belle *again* at the Bluebird! There’s a bluebird on my shoulder, can i love it?

Featuring Brooke Havok, DARK Sheik, Lara Frazier, Black Swan, The Stoner Brothers, Mighty Myra, Amira, Anton Voorhees, Brittany Wonder and many more making their Hoodslam debuts!

We’re not just dipping in Reno, we’re planting a flag. Welcome to the Slam Empire.

PSYCHOPHORIA 9/1 OAKLAND

LIVE ON FITE, in coordination with Oakland Metro Operahouse

Hosted by Wonder Dave!

The debuts of Sawyer Wreck and Jonnie Robbie!

DARK Sheik and Vipress reach an ultimatum. Anton Voorhees returns from injury to active combat.

With Brooke Havok and D-Torch arrested for emitting dangerous levels of EMO, Brutal Rob Hands stands alone in this final chapter against the Federal Bureau of EMOstigations.

The Lost Treasures are now in control of Fuck the Fans after defeating the Stoner Brothers in a match for the much glorified prize of booking a show. What announcements do they have for us? How will the BOOM Gang (James C and the Stoner Brothers) react?

M Y L O defends the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks!

Da Squaaad stands triumphant after Hop Daddy defeated Brittany Wonder for the GLAMpionship. What other cards do they have waiting under their three person six armed shirt sleeve?

Juice Lee will probably be there. Definitely Chupy [el Chupacabra].

Tickets on sale now on eventbrite, watch the show live on fite tv with a FITE+ subscription. There’s links to the left; they’re like totally convenient enough without doing it again in this sentence.

HOP DADDY IS THE NEW GLAMPION

Kenny K, HOP DADDY, Alpha Zo – Da Squaaad

Brittany Wonder had her championship stolen after defending it successfully at 7/7/23 American Scream. In face, she was the longest reigning champion in all of Hoodslam, having held the GLAMpionship since June 4th, 2022.

She was able to gain some revenge against HOP DADDY at 8/4/23 U Up, but it wasn’t until 8/18/23 that the two went head to head for the title.

For the better of Squaad and the worse for Wonder, Hop Daddy was able to dethrone the Ultragirl after repeated interference from Da Squaad mates Kenny K and Alpha Zo. It pays to be in a faction in the new Hoodslam.

results: 8/18/23 /blue/

Oakland, CA – /blue/ from the Continental Club:

hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Anton Voorhees

Hop Daddy defeated Brittany Wonder to become the GLAMpion

Juice Lee defeated Kenny K, Lara Frazier and FunnyBone in a fatal fourway

James C defeated El Chupacabra and DARK Sheik in a triple threat to gain the prize of booking rights at 10/6/23 Fuck The Fans event

  • post match, Ricky and Scott Stoner and James C would be interrupted by Lost Treasures Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier. A match was made where the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship would be defended vs The Booking rights of FTF.

  • Sweetpea performed burlesque

Vipress defeated EFFY

The Federal Bureau of EMOstigations defeated D-Torch and Brutal Rob Hands. FBE member #1 stated she hopes Brooke Havok dies in prison. FBE #2 seemed miffed by this, but there were still dangerous levels of EMO being emitted, and the two arrested Scene-sei D-Torch. Big Brutty sad and alone.

MacDaddy MYLO defeated Alpha Zo to remain Best Athlete in the Eastbay Golden Fannypacks Champion. Da Squaaad members Hop Daddy and Kenny K attempted to attack MYLO and steal her Golden Fannypacks as they did to Brittany Wonder and her GLAMpionship, but Brittany appeared with a chair and hit them with it a lot, saving MYLO from suffering the same fate.

Lost Treasures Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier defeated BOOM GANG Ricky Stoner and Scotty Stoner to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship and gain the booking rights to 10/6/23 FUCK THE FANS

results: 8/4/23 U Up?

hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Anton Voorhees,

Hoodfighter Tournament Quarterfinals:

El Chupacbra defeated Trish Adora…

Ricky Stoner defeated BART-Man..

Cereal Man defeated Matt Carlos…

Brooke Havok defeated Alpha Zo…

Lethal Lotter Tournament 1st Phase: DARK Sheik, Vipress, Joe DeSoul and Richard Shhhnary defeated Hop Daddy, Juice Lee, Brittany Wonder and Scotty Stoner…

Lethal Lottery 2nd Phase: DARK Sheik and Joe DeSoul defeated Vipress and Richard Shhhnary…

Lethal Lottery Final Phase: DARK Sheik defeated Joe DeSoul…

HoodFighter Tournament SemiFinals:

El Chupacabra defeated Cereal Man…

Ricky Stoner received a bye when Brooke Havok was arrested by the Federal Bureau of EMOstigations for emitting dangerous levels of EMO…

Hoodfighter Tournament Finals:

El Chupacabra defeated Ricky Stoner…

James C won the Battle Royal of Supremacy also featuring Lara Frazier, MacDaddy MYLO, Johnny Butabi, Joey Smoak, Joey Gonzo, Brutal Rob Hands, D-Torch and Mighty Mayra