Oakland, CA – PSYCHOPHORIA from Oakland Metro Operahouse x The Godamn Street
Hosted by BART-Man and Wonder Dave!
Featuring exclusively referee Domino
Johnnie Robbie defeated Cereal Man – post match, Jaguar Montoya of the New F’n Dawgz proclaimed that he was a Jaguar and didn’t want to be a dawg. Cereal Man aloofly protested – apparently more out of curtesy than emotional investment, as he confused both members Jaguar Montoya and Rey Kaiju Joey Gonzo with each other, and others.
DARK Sheik, Anton Voorhees and Vipress defeated James C, Ricky Stoner and Scotty Stoner. The CAUTION would arrive arguing, DARK Sheik saying that she was the glue of this team, and without her there was no team [she said it a lot ruder]. Before Vipress and Anton could retort, the BOOM Gang emerged.
James C told the stoner brothers he was upset with how they lost his prize of controlling FTF in a gamble vs the Lost Treasures at the previous event. However, he was more upset with Anton Voorhees. Anton had been providing commentary at the event while recovering from a knee injury, and caused a distraction (and mess) that cost the BOOM Gang the match.
Anton would be able to win by feigning an injury and catching James C by surprise. Post match, DARK Sheik would state that as the last living Golden Gig Champion, she should be now, and that Vipress should give her the GiG. Vipress has carried the GiG since 7/7 AMERICAN SCREAM, when she used it to cut the throat of the fallen angel Shemihaza [ who had taken it from PONG after cutting his throat].
Vipress would not giver Sheik the GiG, and Sheik said this partnership was over.
Brooke Havok, D-Torch and Brutal EMO Rob Hands defeated The Federal Bureau of EMOstigations. There’s a whole other post about it, you should check it out.
Juice Lee and El Chupacabra was declared a no contest after an invader attacked both wrestlers. Standing at 7 feet tall, he claimed to have seen Hoodslam’s battle with The Fallen and the many losses suffered. He saw Hoodslam as a fragile place to be conquered, but Juice Lee and El Chupacabra would combine forces to eject the invader from the ring.
The invader would find this comforting in a way, and rescinded his insult, seeing that Hoodslam was still a strong peoples. He offered his hand to both, which Juice Lee accepted. Before Chupacabra could accept, Juice Lee would attack the invaders knee from behind and – once lowered to his level – Juice Lee snapped his neck.
Sawyer Wreck defeated Brooke Havok and MacDaddy M Y L O to win the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship
The Lost Treasures Matt Carlos, Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier came to the ring to announce matches for the show they control, 10/6/23 Fuck the Fans 12 or 14 or something. They announced these two:
Cereal Man v. Jaguar Montoya with Referee Joey Gonzo
The CAUTION v The BOOM Gang – whoever is pinned must join the other group
Before they could announce a 3rd match, Da Squaaad interrupted and requested a match of their own, against the Lost Treasures, for the Intergalactic Tag Team Champions. The trio obliged, but decided to do it then and not 10/6.
Lara Frazier, Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul defeated Kenny K, Hop Daddy and Alpha Zo to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
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