Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Referees Nuk Nuk Johnson and Wiggles, from Oakland Continental Club
Angel Drugz Bunny defeated DARK Sheik
Lara Frazier defeated Mighty Mayra, Hop Daddy, Anton Voorhees, Cereal Man and Joe DeSoul in a Six Way Scramble
Juice Lee defeated El Chupacabra w/Okami after ripping out his heart. The angel of Drugz Bunny would help put it back and bring El Chupacabra back to life.
Jaguar Montoya v Joey Gonzo with Referee Cereal Man happened and the official winner is the fans
EMO Heads Brooke Havok/D-Torch/Brutal Rob Hands defeated BOOM Gang James C/Ricky Stoner/Scotty Stoner w/Anton Voorhees to remain Intergalactic Tag Team Champions
Kenny K defeated Jack Cartwheel to remain Best Athlete in the East Bay Award Double Golden Fannypacks Champion
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody from the Oakland Continental Club
Hop Daddy defeated Brittany Wonder to retain the GLAMpionship
EMO Heads Brooke Havok, D-Torch and Brutal Rob defeated Newerer F’n DAWGZ Cereal Man, Jaguar Montoya and Joey Gonzo to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Champinship
Kenny K defeated DARK Sheik to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion
Mighty Mayra, Chupacabra, BART-Man and Juice Lee defeated BOOM Gang James C, Anton Voorhees, Ricky Stoner and Scotty Stoner
Joe DeSoul defeated Alpha Zo
Vipress defeated Sawyer Wreck to remain She Who Holds the Golden GiG
hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Veda Scott from Oakland Continental Club Referees Nuk Nuk Johnson and The Fans
1 MMMM Mighty Mayra and MacDaddy M Y L O defeated NB/NV Darwin Finch and Richie Coy
2 DARK Sheik defeated Sawyer Wreck to become Best Athlete in the East Bay Double Golden Fannypacks Champion
3 BOOM Gang Anton Voorhees, Ricky Stoner and Scotty Stoner defeated Jaguar Montoya and Lost Treasures Lara Frazier and Joe DeSoul
4 Vipress defeated Brittany Wonder
5 Juice Lee defeated BART-Man and the interrupting Joey Gonzo in a triple threat match
6 EMO Heads Brooke Havok, Brutal Rob Hands and D-Torch defeated Da Squaaad Kenny K, Alpha Zo and GLAMpion Hop Daddy to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship in an EMO RULES Match where the fans counted the pins.
FTF 2023, in conjunction with Oakland Metro Operahouse, on the godamn street at 3rd and Castro
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Referees Nuk Nuk Johnson and Wiggles
Sawyer Wreck defeated Brutal Rob Hands to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
Jaguar Montoya defeated Cereal Man when Special Referee Joey Gonzo pinned Cereal Man and Jaguar Montoya counted to 3, you figure it out.
The Stoner Brothers and James C defeated Anton Voorhees, DARK Sheik and Vipress. As per the stipulation, Anton Voorhees must join the BOOM Gang after being pinned.
The EMO Heads Brooke Havok and Daniel Torch defeated Hop Daddy / Kenny K of Da Squaaad and Lost Treasures Joe Desoul, Matt Carlos and Lara Frazier to become Intergalactic Tag Team Champions
Sawyer Wreck won the Royal Rumble of Ranking Ramifications. She will now face Vipress for the Golden GiG at Wreckoning 11/3 in Vipress’ first Championship defense.
Oakland, CA – Lonely Are the Hunted from Oakland Continental Club
Hosted by Veda Scott and Wonder Dave! Referees Wiggles and Domino
Hop Daddy defeated Joe DeSoul to retain the GLAMpionship after interference from DA Squaaad
It was announced that at FTF the Lost Treasures will put their Tag Titles on the line against the EMO Heads and DA Squaaa
Alpha Zo defeated Juice Lee. After the match, the EMO HEADS Brooke Havok, Rob Hands and D-Torch came to the ring and attacked Alpha Zo of Da Squaaad. Reports say he may not make it to FTF due to the injuries sustained.
Brooke Havok and D-Torch fought Vipress and Anton Voorhees to a no contest after the Stoner Brothers and James C interfered. Apparently, Ref Domino doesn’t know we don’t do disqualifications [except for that thing with the baby and that thing with the aliens]. The BOOM Gang would leave their FTF opponents bruised and battered, and inflicted a little pain on the EMO Heads too, for good measure.
At FTF, Vipress/Anton and the absent DARK Sheik represent The CAUTION (CAUTION) in a battle against The BOOM Gang members Scott Stoner, Ricky Stoner and James C: whoever is pinned must join the other faction!
El Chupacabra with OKAMI defeated Richard Shhhnary and Kenny K of Da Squaaad in a triple threat match.
Mighty Mayra and MacDaddy MYLO defeated the Stoner Brothers after the EMO Heads AND The CAUTION interfered, devastating the twin terrors with an arsenal of anguish before they succumbed to the synchronized savant stylings of Macdaddy M Y L O and Mighty Mayra.
James C and EMO Rob Hands fought to a no contest when the EMO Heads, BOOM Gang and The CAUTION again all intruded upon affairs. The theme of the party was chaos, and after dispatching of the dubied duo of Stoner Bros, all 5 present members of both factions [Brooke, Rob, Torch, Anton, ‘press] all delivered a combined pile driver to James C. His participation in FTF is now seen as unlikely as well.
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Oakland, CA – PSYCHOPHORIA from Oakland Metro Operahouse x The Godamn Street
Hosted by BART-Man and Wonder Dave!
Featuring exclusively referee Domino
Johnnie Robbie defeated Cereal Man – post match, Jaguar Montoya of the New F’n Dawgz proclaimed that he was a Jaguar and didn’t want to be a dawg. Cereal Man aloofly protested – apparently more out of curtesy than emotional investment, as he confused both members Jaguar Montoya and Rey Kaiju Joey Gonzo with each other, and others.
DARK Sheik, Anton Voorhees and Vipress defeated James C, Ricky Stoner and Scotty Stoner. The CAUTION would arrive arguing, DARK Sheik saying that she was the glue of this team, and without her there was no team [she said it a lot ruder]. Before Vipress and Anton could retort, the BOOM Gang emerged.
James C told the stoner brothers he was upset with how they lost his prize of controlling FTF in a gamble vs the Lost Treasures at the previous event. However, he was more upset with Anton Voorhees. Anton had been providing commentary at the event while recovering from a knee injury, and caused a distraction (and mess) that cost the BOOM Gang the match.
Anton would be able to win by feigning an injury and catching James C by surprise. Post match, DARK Sheik would state that as the last living Golden Gig Champion, she should be now, and that Vipress should give her the GiG. Vipress has carried the GiG since 7/7 AMERICAN SCREAM, when she used it to cut the throat of the fallen angel Shemihaza [ who had taken it from PONG after cutting his throat].
Vipress would not giver Sheik the GiG, and Sheik said this partnership was over.
Juice Lee and El Chupacabra was declared a no contest after an invader attacked both wrestlers. Standing at 7 feet tall, he claimed to have seen Hoodslam’s battle with The Fallen and the many losses suffered. He saw Hoodslam as a fragile place to be conquered, but Juice Lee and El Chupacabra would combine forces to eject the invader from the ring.
The invader would find this comforting in a way, and rescinded his insult, seeing that Hoodslam was still a strong peoples. He offered his hand to both, which Juice Lee accepted. Before Chupacabra could accept, Juice Lee would attack the invaders knee from behind and – once lowered to his level – Juice Lee snapped his neck.
Sawyer Wreck defeated Brooke Havok and MacDaddy M Y L O to win the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship
The Lost Treasures Matt Carlos, Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier came to the ring to announce matches for the show they control, 10/6/23 Fuck the Fans 12 or 14 or something. They announced these two:
Cereal Man v. Jaguar Montoya with Referee Joey Gonzo
The CAUTION v The BOOM Gang – whoever is pinned must join the other group
Before they could announce a 3rd match, Da Squaaad interrupted and requested a match of their own, against the Lost Treasures, for the Intergalactic Tag Team Champions. The trio obliged, but decided to do it then and not 10/6.
Lara Frazier, Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul defeated Kenny K, Hop Daddy and Alpha Zo to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
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Hop Daddy defeated Brittany Wonder to become the GLAMpion
Juice Lee defeated Kenny K, Lara Frazier and FunnyBone in a fatal fourway
James C defeated El Chupacabra and DARK Sheik in a triple threat to gain the prize of booking rights at 10/6/23 Fuck The Fans event
post match, Ricky and Scott Stoner and James C would be interrupted by Lost Treasures Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier. A match was made where the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship would be defended vs The Booking rights of FTF.
Sweetpea performed burlesque
Vipress defeated EFFY
The Federal Bureau of EMOstigations defeated D-Torch and Brutal Rob Hands. FBE member #1 stated she hopes Brooke Havok dies in prison. FBE #2 seemed miffed by this, but there were still dangerous levels of EMO being emitted, and the two arrested Scene-sei D-Torch. Big Brutty sad and alone.
MacDaddy MYLO defeated Alpha Zo to remain Best Athlete in the Eastbay Golden Fannypacks Champion. Da Squaaad members Hop Daddy and Kenny K attempted to attack MYLO and steal her Golden Fannypacks as they did to Brittany Wonder and her GLAMpionship, but Brittany appeared with a chair and hit them with it a lot, saving MYLO from suffering the same fate.
Lost Treasures Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier defeated BOOM GANG Ricky Stoner and Scotty Stoner to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship and gain the booking rights to 10/6/23 FUCK THE FANS
