In one of the wildest encounters of all time – not just wrestling, but all time – Brutal Rob Hands was able to free Brooke Havok and Daniel Torch from the clutches of FBE.
The Federal Bureau of EMOstigations hoped to convince Emo Rob to join their counseling, and brought up the convertedly normal Brookyln and Dathaniel as evidence. D-Torch would scream through the therapy, revealing he was only pretending – and he screamed for Rob Hands to FIGHT.
The FBE sent its top men, and they engaged the 6’7 314lb emotional monster with synchronized dance combat. Brutal Rob tried to mosh his way, through, guided by Papa Roach, but FBE detective 2 quickly subdued him and attempted to compromise him to a permanent end. FBE detective 1 protested, but detective 2 is a loose cannon, and she went rogue.
Brooke Havok would then arise from her slumber, and shake of the shackles of normalcy to remember her EMO Queen self. She quickly found a guitar, and showed the agents the power of EMO by shredding face. Unfortunately(?), it was too strong, and the FBE members heads exploded. Vigilante agent FBE detective 2 was seen bleeding but scurrying away, and FBE detective 1 revealed that he ACTUALLY was moved by the music. The case was closed, the EMOHEADS reunited and Brooke Havok killed 3 people.
HOWEVER, her story was not yet done. She returned later in the evening to challenge ANYONE on the roster and it was answered by the debuting Sawyer Wreck! She was scheduled to take on MacDaddy M Y L O, and the MacDaddy made it simple for everyone by coming out too and making it a three way dance.
After much mayhem, Sawyer Wreck stood very tall as the NEW Best Athlete in the East Bay Double Golden Fannypacks Champion.