From Oasis in San Francisco

Hosted by Wonder Dave, Earl and Broseph Joe Brody

Music by the Hoodslam Band

1. Nurse Ratchet defeated Thicc Martel with “Princess Die”
2. Coach Joey Nuggs (w/Brutal Rob Hands of The New U) defeated Scott Rick Stoner after interference by Brutal Rob Hands
3. Richard Shhhnary defeated Silent Assassin Jean Pierre in a Sanctum of Silence  Match
4. Earl defeated Shotzi Blackheart, Berkeley Brawler and Steve Tresario in a Fatal Four Way
5. Ken Masters and Zangev Darevko defeated Calvin and Hobbes
6. Anthony Butabi defeated Super Tiger, Glorious Banana and Manny Faberino in a Fatal Four Way
7. Otis the Gimp defeated the other Earl

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Commentary by Wonder Dave and Anton Voorhees

Music by the Hoodslam Band, from the Oakland Metro Operahouse

1. Mileena from Mortal Kombat defeated Ellen DeGeneres by fatality
2. Rey from Star Wars and 2b from Nier Automata defeated Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn and Katniss from Hunger Games
3. Smoking Hot Boobtistas and Anna Nicole Smith defeated Daria/Whoopie Goldberg from Sister Act and Miss Shhhnary
4. Batmanuela defeated 1960s Julie Newmar Catwoman
5. Wattsuka defeated Alexa Bliss, Pretty Patty Avalon, Cleopatra, Angelica Pickles and She-Hulk in an elimination match
6. UnderTaylor Swift defeated Broken Brittany Spears

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Hosted by CAUTION member and 1/2 of the Intergalactic Tag Team Champions “Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees

Music by Pat on the laptop, referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson

1.  Hollywood Cereal Man defeated Batmanuel  and Sexy Chino to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
2. Brittany Wonder and Nurse Ratchet d. Killer Baes Heather Monroe and Laura James after interference from Cereal Man
3. Handsome Devil Anthony Butabi d. Glorious Banana, Cyanida and Scott Rick Stoner in a Fatal Four way
4. “The New U” Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands d. Big B and Manny Faberino
5. Drugz Bunny d. Steve Tresario (Stevie T)
6. Hollywood Blondes Stunning Ken Masters and Flying Ryu Pillman defeated Stone Cold Johnny Drinko and Zangev Darevko
7. Demigod of Death Funnybone d. Virgil Flynn III
8. Shotzi Blackheart d. Katarina Leigh

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Ean Hancement, music by The Hoodslam Band

1. The Devil Derek Drexl and Ravenous Randy defeated TEAM SCEETY (Scott Rick Stoner and Stevie T)

2. Batmanuel defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi to finally close his bartab after many months ajd six figures

3. Funnybone defeated Anton Voorhees. Due to stipulations, now Funnybone and Chupacabra will face Anton and Ean Hancement (The CAUTION) in a Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Titles match. If The CAUTION wins, they get there stolen mysterious box back.

4. Calvin and Hobbes defeated Drugz Bunny and James C

5. Shotzi Blackheart/Joey Nuggs/Zangev Darevko defeated Nurse Ratchet/Glorious Banana/Anthony Butabi in a Lethal Lottery preview of Entertania 8

6. SuperBeast defeated Berkeley Brawler

7. Scorpion dressed as David Bowie playing the Goblin King from the Labyrinth defeated Richard Shhhnary

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Stoner U preshow hosted by Mike O Shea and Scott Rickerson, announced by Sean Michael Allen

“Millenial Falcons” Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary defeated Big B and Manny Faberino

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody (dressed as Terminator), music by the greatest band in the world ARNOCORPS

El Chupacabra and Funnybone came to the ring to issue a challenge against The CAUTION for the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Titles. Instead…

1. El Chupacabra and Funnybone defeated Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands of “The New U”

Golden Gig Champion Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG stated that he would not face TWO contenders at Entertania 8, and the battle royal winners from Vebus Rising would have to face each other.

2. Drugz Bunny defeated James C after a distraction from Kammy to earn the opportunity to face PONG in main event of Entertania 8.

Post match, PONG tried to goad Drugz into doing drugs, after claiming since November he would only face a sober Drugz Bunny.  Kammy would interrupt the tantalizing offer, but in a weird turn of events, accidently was struck by Drugz Bunny.

3. The CAUTION Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement defeated Captain Dynamo and Buzzsaw from Running Man to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Titles

– post match, Funnybone would attack The CAUTION and steal the mysterious box Ean Hancement won from Doc Atrocity months ago

4. Poison Ivy w/Bane defeated Nora Freeze w/Mr Freeze all from Batman Forever

5. Nurse Ratchet and Brittany Wonder defeated Zangev Darevko and Johnny Drinko Butabi after Cereal Man interfered

6. Cereal Man v Virgil Flynn III for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks was declared a no contest after interference from Brittany Wonder, Nurse Ratchet, Zangev, Drinko and Pooh Jack

7. Matt Carlos as the dad from Jingle All the Way (not looking it up) won a fatal four way also featuring Anthony Butabi, Ken Masters and Ben Richardson from Running Man

8. Predator defeated Dutch, the Native American guy and Jesse Ventura’s character, as well as the Cult of Predator, all from the movies Preduhtor

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