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FREAKSLAM IN LAS VEGAS JUNE 23RD

 

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EVER CLOSE!  EVER LOOMING!  THE CLASH OF WORLDS SOON BEGINS, BUT WILL EVER ANYTHING BE THE SAME AGAIN?

 

As you clearly know, we’re dong a show in Las Vegas on the 23rd, a mash up of Freakshow Wrestling and Hoodslam called Freakslam!  Cause HoodShow was not as good a name…  The absolutely most insane pairing that’s ever been paired will bring you a show to be talked about for years to come!  You Vegas fans have let us know for the last 5 years that you want it, you need it, you gotta have it again – and we were wrong to make you wait!   But that wait is nigh over!  Rejoice!  Stuff happening then –

 

Freakshow Wrestling Champion Funnybone will defend against his Hoodslam Tag Team Partner El Chupacabra in a Mexican Bad lands Match!

 

In a Triple threat, Brittany Wonder takes on Shozti Blackheart and Sage Sin in an Invisible Steel Cage Match!

 

Richard Shhhnary has made an Open Invitation to the Sanctum of Silence, and it has been answered by Freakshow Wrestlings Kikutaro and Leroy Brown, but also Hoodslam’s Silent Assassin Jean Pierre in the first ever ELIMINATION SANCTUM OF SILENCE

 

All this, plus much more yet to be announced!  Prepare yourselves, mind * body * and soul ***!  Follow the facebook event page for up to the minute up minu dates!

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Hoodslam Invades Wrestling Pro Wrestling!

For those that don’t know, there’s a fun company in sunny Hollywood, California that’s been having events for a couple years.  It’s run by Brian Kendrick, yes THE Brian Kendrick – the same one who murdered Butternuts Entertania 5 in 2015!  It also features some familiar faces from time to time: Cereal Man, Sexxxy Chino, Erik Watts, Nurse Ratchet and Richard Shhhnary have all been seen there in the last year, invited to take part in the festivities.  But at the last event, a bold declaration was made.  In the midst of their loveable animated box of chinese food Chowmein Charlie raining soy sauce to the eager crowd, a contingent of Hoodslammers made their presence very aware!  Many Wrestling Pro Wrestling favorites tried to make a stand, but they were no match for the combined focus of an angry us.  Hey…. they had it coming. See that footage at Wrestling Pro Wrestling Twitch Channel  or see it on their Facebook page!

 

Wrestling Pro Wrestling has another event on THURSDAY JUNE 21ST for those of you in the Hollywood area… we’ll see you there!  MUAA HAHAHAAA.
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6/1 Results: Hoodslam Bridge of the Requitter

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6/1/2018, Oakland Metro Operahouse

(Stoner U Preshow hosted by Screaming Eagle Mike OShea and Scott Rickerson

1. New U (Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands) defeated DirtBats and Mo Atlas &

2. Shakira Spears defeated Master Eriks, Hip Hop Harry and 2 Fresh

 

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by the Hoodslam Band (known on this night as Jamie Lee Squirtis)

Referees Wiggles, Nuk Nuk Johnson and fulfilling his state ordered community service requirements, Pat Downs

Stunt Bros – Bronana, Brotis, BroShhhnary and Hip Hop Broseph

 

1. Johny Drinko Butabi defeated Joseph Schwartz

– Ean Hancement was asked to relinquish the IntergalacticTag Team Championship, as his arm is broken and his partner in the CAUTION, Anton Voorhees was lost in another dimension (*see issues 4/20 and PSYCHOPHORIA for details).

But Anton returned, along with a portal gun, Nurse Ratchets medical box, Funnybone, Chupacabra, Batmanuel and the non robot actual DARK Sheik (*who was lost in another dimension years prior by Doc Atrocity, leading to events of Bloodslam 2017 ).  Manny Faberino would soon interrupt, leading to

2. Funnybone, Chupacabra and BatManuel defeated DARK Sheik, Manny Faberino and Anton Voorhees

– post match, Anton asked DARK Sheik to join The CAUTION (CAUTION), to the behest of Ean Hancement (who still carries the head of his mentor, the robot DARK Sheik). DARK Sheim declined and left with Manny Faberino. Ean, unhappy with what he saw as Anton regressing, forfeited the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship as a dramatic gesture of him ending his partnership with Anton.

3. Ryu defeated Shotzi Blackheart

4. Tag Team Championship Tournament: Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) defeated Ken and Zangiev

5. Tag Team Championship Tournament: Millennil Falcons (Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary) defeated Cobra Corey Kreese and Big B

6. Tag Team Championship Tournament: Otis the Gimp and Glorious Banana defeated Doc Atrocity and Hollywood Cereal Man

– angered by their loss and ensuing argument about Cereal Man being unbothered by Ratchets death, Doc Atrocity invited multiple Hoodslammers to battle Hollywood Cereal Man for his Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship

7. Big B defeated Hollywood Cereal Man, Coach Nuggs, Brutal Rob Hands, Doc Atrocity, Anthony Butabi and Hollywood Cereal Man to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

 

8. Brittany Wonder defeated Randi West after interference by Hollywood Cereal Man

 

9. Juiced Lee retained the Golden Gig vs the returning Drugz Bunny after both performers attacked the indecisive special guest referee James C.  Referee Wiggles would declare the match a no contest, and announced next month all 3 will face each other for the Golden Gig.

 

Watch this shit on twitch, its up now and its free. Then go to our social and support! And, if you have time, love each other.  Ftf

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5/27 Results: Sexy GoodTime Wrestle Show NOW Thats What I Call 90s Volume 2

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May 27th, 3pm on a Sunday

Referees Slim Wiggles, Nuk Nuk Urkel and Ref Durst

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave

 

1. Zach Morrus w/AC Slater vs Homie the Clown

2. Beavis and Butthead v The Sticky Bandits

3. Thicc Martel v “Hunter Hearst H”

4. Storm/Chun Li/ Xena v White Ranger/Beverly Hills Ninja/Keita Murray

5. The Crow v “Raven”

6. Neo and Trinity v “Henry and Phineas Godwinn”

7. Austin Powers v Dr Evil

8. Kano v Captain Planet

 

Youll notice these arent actually results…go to our twitch at hoodslam.tv and watch it for free if youre that concerned. This themed show has no consequence in our realm… (maybe for Keita Murray)

 

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SUNDAY FUNDAY IS BACK!

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We’re in San Francisco SUNDAY for some SexyGood Time Wrestle Show #daydrinking! At 3pm the show starts at SF Oasis Nightclub (…DAYclub?) with full bar festivities in effect!  Furthermore, its a 90s celebration! Get live mfers!

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Hoodslam: PSYCHOPHORIA results

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PSYCHOPORIA

5/4/18 , Oakland Metro Operahouse

 

Stoner U preshow hosted by Scott Rick Stoner and Screaming Eagle Mike O Shea

1. Big B won the Stoner U Potluck Battle Royal, winning one item from each entrant. This match also featured:

Slayer Rask, Joey Smoak, Cory Kreese, Coach Joey Nuggs, Brutal Rob Hands, Shakira Spears, Adam Mayhem, Steve Tresario, Manny Faberino, TKO, Victor Von Richtor, IONI, Petrov, Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler

Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Anthony Butabi, music by the hoodslam band

1. The Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner defeated The Devil Drexl and Ravenous Randy Myers

2. Cereal Man  defeated Otis the Gimp and Glorious Banana to retain Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks after interference by Doc Atrocity, Brittany Wonder and Nurse Ratchet

3. The CAUTION (Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement) defeated Funnybone and Chupacabra, Doc Atrocity & Brittany Wonder (w/Ratchet and Cereal Man) and Johnny Drinko Butabi & Batmanuel to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship after half the entrants disappeared during a portal gun stand off, and Ean Hancement pinned a distracted Doc Atrocity.

4. Ryu defeated James C after interference by Ken

5. Lady K (Katarina Leigh) defeated Virgil Flynn III and Ken Master in a triple threat Match

6. Juice Lee defeated Manny Faberino to retain the Golden Gig Championship

7. Leva Bates defeated Shotzi Blackheart

 

Go on twitch. Watch it now. Its freeeee

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Hoodslam 4/20 Results

 

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4/20/2018

Oakland Metro Operahouse

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Music by the Hoodslam Band

 

1. Nurse Ratchet defeated Cobra Corey Kreese, Big B and (visitng from Fight Club Finland) Ioni in a fatal fourway after hitting Princess Die.

2. Coldbeer defeated D Torch with the jackhammer.

3. Katarina Leigh defeated Shakira Spears

4. Richard Shhhnary defeated Glorious Banana in a Sanctum of Silence Match after peeling the Banana.

*technical difficulties briefly interrupted the event here*

 

– The Cat Sweet performed , whooo –

 

5. Juice Lee defeated Royce Issacs to retain the Golden Gig

6. James C and Charlie Chaplin defeated Zangev Darevko and Ken Master

7. The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) defeated The New U (Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands) in a Smoklahoma Iron Lung Challenge

 

 

News

POST entertania news and views….

8 years of Hoodslam have come and gone, and it’s never been more on a poppin’…

  • Juiced Lee, after breaking his leg in two places at Entertania VII returned one year later to win the whole tournament, and the Golden Gig
  • James C had sworn to his buddy Drugz Bunny that he would help him get sober and win that Gig from PONG (as PONG would not defend against a Drugz on drugs).  When Drugz was injured, he went as far as to say he would win the Gig and hand it over himself, but when Juiced Lee entered the match, he was torn between his friend he’d helped for months, and the one he hadn’t seen in a year…
  • ALSO, The CAUTION (CAUTION) were successful in fighting back El Chupacabra and Funnybone, and even won back the box!  Within it was the skull of robot DARK Sheik, the mentor of Ean Hancement and 1/3rd of The CAUTION, a group he founded.  Not to be confused with the organic DARK Sheik that Doc Atrocity accidentally lost to the multiverse in a time travel experiment gone awry…
  • ALSO CAUTION-Y, Ean Hancement has reported a fracture in some fancy bone in his right arm.  No word yet on how this will affect the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship he and Anton so proudly just defended.
  • Hoodslam is back on 4/20 for Hoodslam 4:20 and then May 4th for PSYCHOPHORIA
  • look at us for more news n stuff
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ENTERTANIA 8 RESULTS 4/6/2018

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Oakland Metro Operahouse

Stoner U Pre Show Hosted by Screaming Eagle Mike O shea and Scott Rickerson, Ring Announcing by Shawn Michaels Allen

  1. Bison Braddock defeated Junkyard Cat Joey Smoak with Steve the stuffed leapord

 

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave

Music by the Hoodslam Band

 

  1. Enzo Amore Memorial Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Johnny Drinko Butabi and BatManuel defeated Jesus Kruze and Brittany Wonder
  2. Hollywood Cereal Man defeated Brutal Rob Hands to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

– Drugz Bunny addressed the crowd, saying his separated shoulder from Hoodslam 3:16 v Stevie T was in fact serious enough that he would have to miss tonights main event vs Pong for the Golden Gig.  His sponsor, James C, came to the ring and said that he would fight in Drugz Bunny’s place, and if he won would then give the Golden Gig to Drugz Bunny.

3.  Enzo Amore Memorial Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Ken Masters and Zangev Darevko defeated Anthony Butabi and Scott Rick Stoner

4.  Nurse Ratcher w/The Covenant of the Ratchet defeated Pooh Jack

5. Enzo Amore Memorial Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Ryu and Juiced Lee defeated Virgil Flynn III and Manny Faberino

6. The CAUTION Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement defeated Funnybone and El Chupacabra to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

7. Enzo Amore Memorial Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Berkeley Brawler, Shakira Spears, Big B and Super Beast defeated Otis the Gimp, Coach Joey Nuggs, Warrior Princess Samara and Richard Shhhnary

8. Enzo Amore Battlebowl Trophy Championship Battle Royal:  Juiced Lee outlasted Berkeley Brawler, Shakira Spears, Big B, Super Beast, Ryu, Ken Masters, Zangev Darevko, Johnny Drinko Butabi and BatManuel to win the Trophy.  He can cash it in for any match, with any Hoodslammer, at any time

9.  Juiced Lee defeated Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG and James C to become the new Golden Gig Champion after relinquishing his Enzo Amore Trophy and turning PONG v. James C into a triple threat match

 

Watch it on twitch at HOODSLAM.tv!  FTF!