This will be an amazing show with many of your favorite Hoodslammers returning, including Cereal Man and Shelly Martinez. Special performance from Revolva! Check out her previous appearance to see what to expect (@3:25):
Christina Von Eerie and DARK Sheik v Drake Younger and Juiced Lee
Special throwback from January of this year, the full Dream Partner Tag Match of DARK Sheik and CHRISTINA VON EERIE v. DRAKE YOUNGER and Juiced Lee !
From January 2014, Hoodslams “Last Years Resolution: The Sequel” event! DARK Sheik and Juiced Lee were the current Golden Gig Champions – but neither got along very well. Taking a break from defending the championship, the two took part in a Dream Partner Tag Match against each other!
DARK Sheik chose his sister and tag partner from many previous occasions, Christina Von Eerie!
Juiced Lee teamed with someone he’d never been in the ring with before, the best damn referee in the business – and a fucking awesome wrestler, too – Drake Younger.
Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and Doc Atrocity.
DARK Sheik goes SPLAT v Gangrel – KABOOM of the Week 10/21/2014
DARK Sheik and VooDoo Kaos take on Juiced Lee and Gangrel in tag team action! Halfway through, DARK Sheik attempted a top rope Trust Fall for the ages.
From 3/17/2014, Hoodslams first forray onto Monday Nights – Monday Night Hoodslam: RAW IS ST PATRICKS DAY!
Altair v Link – The Movie Assassins Creed v Legend of Zelda
One day in Hyrule, an epic encounter took place. Altair and Link became engaged in a game of human (and Hylian) chess. Luckily, our camera men had driven there to capture such a happening. Thats why theres cars in Hyrule. get over it.
music is
Twilight Princess – snowpeak ruins
Turtles in Time boss theme by the Hoodslam Band
Mega Man Dr Wilys Theme by the the Hoodslam Band
we’re on facebook and stuff. look it up.
Hoodslam: Fuck the Fans V – BROetic Justice (Oct. 3rd) Results
Hoodslam: Fuck the Fans V – BROetic Justice
Friday, October 3, 2014
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 1,026
On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as Nickelback. Upon learning their name for the evening, the Hoodslam Band immediately threatened to walk out on the show. The Hoodslam Band and “Broseph” Joe Brody eventually compromised on “Ticklesack.”
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch), El Flaco Loco, PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) and Coach Joey Nuggs.
- Cereal Man def. Scorpion with the Cereal Buster to become the number one contender for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award after FONG (F*cking Obese Nerdy Gamer) detained Scorpion’s spear.
- Lights-On, Falls-Count-Anywhere Raven’s Rules match: Shelly Martinez def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder after “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz hit Brittany Wonder with the No Mames on a pile of gummy bears.
- Booze vs. Blunts Tag Team Grudge Match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick Scott and Scott Rick, representing Stoner U, with “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands and Coach Joey Nuggs) def. The Knights of the Roxbury (Anthony Butabi and Johnny “Drinko” Butabi) with the Dab Day Afternoon.
- Prince of Darkness match that became a Russian Chain match that became a Lumberjack match that became a Coalminer’s Glove match to determine the undisputed mayor of Hoodslam: El Flacco Loco def. Doc Atrocity (with United Sideshows and Atrocities) by using the coalminer’s glove to become the undisputed mayor of Hoodslam. He then relinquished the office to the new mayor of Hoodslam – the fans.
- Four-way match for the Golden Gig: Juiced Lee def. “The Mexican Warewolf” El Chupacabra (with Courtney Crimson), Virgil Flynn III and Drugz Bunny with a top-rope moonsault on Drugz Bunny to retain the Golden Gig. Following the match, the James Gang (James C. and Stony Montana) arrived. Stony put the boots to Drugz. James was about to cash in his Dixie Carter Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament trophy, but Drugz got the upper hand on Stony. Since the bell never rang, James retains his right to challenge anyone, at anytime, in any kind of match.
- 21-and-over (the top rope) battle royal to be the number one contender to the Golden Gig: Johnny “Drinko” Butabi def. Macho Taco, the PB&J Banana, Frank Meyer, Cereal Man, “The Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands, Stony Montana, Coach Joey Nuggs, Rick-Scott Stoner, PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer), Ken, FONG (F*cking Obese Nerdy Gamer), Charlie Chaplain, Ryu, “Broseph” Joe Brody, Butternuts, “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz, “The Russian Lover” Zangief, Bat Manuel, “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, James C., and Anthony Butabi to become the number one contender for the Golden Gig.
To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, November 7 for 80s for the Ladies III.
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR F*CKING KIDS!
Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @Hoodslam.
HoodSlam Francisco: Bright Lights, Gig City (Aug 23) Results
HoodSlam Francisco: Bright Lights, Gig City
Saturday, August 23, 2014
Z Space
San Francisco, CA
Paid attendance: 290
On this night, the Hoodslam Band, from the corner of Taint and Ass-bury, was known as Rice-a-Blow Me: The San Francisco Skeet.
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and one-half of “The Knights of the Roxbury” Jonathan Butabi.
- The team of DARK Sheik and “The Russian Lover” Zangief def. the team of Scorpion and the PB&J Banana when Zangief hit a spinning piledriver on the PB&J Banana.
- Top of the Skydreamers Miracle eXstacy Cup Round-Robin Tournament Thizz or Die Dance of Destiny Block Party Gauntlet match: El Chupacabra and “The Hero of Time” Link advanced to the semi-finals. I don’t really know how it worked. The winners got points. Math n’ stuff. Basically, it’s Starrcade ’89. Kinda. Whatever. F*ck the fans.
- Super Mutant Rockin’ Red Rhino 2099 challenge: Super Mutant Rockin’ Red Rhino 2099 def. Cereal Man with the Rhino Punch.
- “Broseph” Joe Brody def. Doc Atrocity via disqualification when Giggles the Clown interfered on Doc’s behalf. The two then assaulted Brody until Pooh Jack arrived and f*cked everyone up.
- Golden Gig Championship: Juiced Lee (champion) def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) with a top-rope moonsault.
- Double X Chromosome Challenge: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder def. “Wonder Woman” Shelly Martinez with the Butt of Doom in the very first woman-vs-woman match in Hoodslam history.
- Main Event: Battle of the Bay II – A best-of-seven World Series tag team match: The Knights of the Roxbury (Jonathan Butabi and Anthony Butabi) def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott and Scott-Rick, with Coach Joey Nuggs and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands) with a home run that sent Scott-Rick out of the park while Jonathan Butabi was called “safe” as he slid into home (“home” meaning Rick-Scott’s face). The ramifications of the Battle of the Bay II were felt throughout northern California when history was compelled to repeat itself, as a 6.1 earthquake rocked the San Francisco Bay Area at 3:20amPST.
To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, September 5 for “Fanarchy Rulz.”
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR F*CKING KIDS!
Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @Hoodslam.
USFtv went to Hoodslam
USFtv- University of San Francisco’s only and best student-run television station responds to a student request for capturing “hoodfights,” this is HOODSLAM. HOODSLAM!
Shelly Martinez talks Hoodslam on PWTorch Livecast
Shelly Martinez talks about her fantastic series of matches with Brittany Wonder on the PWTorch Livecast! (skip to 33 minutes) Be sure to see her next month at 80s for the Ladies!
Check Out Wrestling Podcasts at Blog Talk Radio with Pro Wrestling Torch on BlogTalkRadio
80s for the Ladies returns Nov 7th!
Here is our complete uploading the epic brawl that was James C v. Drugz Bunny in a 1920s Prohibition Match for the right to use Here Comes the Hot Stepper by Ini Kamoze as entrance music from last years 80s for the Ladies event. 80s for the Ladies returns First Friday in November!
If you want to see more you can watch the whole show at SMARTMARKVIDEO.COM/HOODSLAM for $9.99!
November 7th, 2014 doors 8:30, show 9pm
630 3rd Street, Oakland Metro Operahouse
$10 cover, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids
birdswillfall.com – social media, we’re @Hoodslam
FTFanclub show Hoodslam: GiGapella
Did you know we had a secret show last week just for Fanclub members? If you love getting fucked at our monthly shows and can’t get enough wrestling action then you need to join the Hoodslam FTFanclub! This was just the latest event that we have for FTFanclub members where they can party with your favorite Hoodslam wrestlers.
FTFanclub members get their own ID card, cool new merch, access to an elite facebook group, and free admission to our infamous fanclub shows! Join the FTFanclub!
