June 10th and 11th are Sinister days in Stockton! But in a good way, because the Creature Con came to town and they invited us too! We schmoozed, flyered, hung out with cosplayers, even made it on the big screen! It was nice to share a building with the Dream Warriors! Maybe next year we can bring a ring…
Stoner U Pre Show, featuring ring announcer Shawn Michaels Allen and Commentary by Stoner Brothers.
– Broseph Joe Brody defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi “Bad Touch” by Bloodhound Gang in the Sing of the Ring Tournament with Bon Jovi “dead or alive”
– Superbeast defeated Brutal Rob Hands with Coach Joey Nuggs.
Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, Music by NOBODY. everyone just came out to TLC “Chasing Waterfalls”.
1. Anthony Butabi defeated Gary Galaxy
2. PONG defeated Sage Sin to defending the Golden Gig
3. Shotokan Dojo (Ryu and Ken) defeated The CAUTION (Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement)
4. Drugz Bunny defeated Special Dark Sugar Dunkerton
5. Stoner Brothers (Rick and Scott Stoner) defeated Millenial Falcons (Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary) to defend the Intetgalactic Tag Team Championship
6. Brittany Wonder and Nurse Ratchet with Doc Atrocity and Bochi the clown defeated Bat Manuel and Cereal Man -after a “dark cereal man?” interfered – to win the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
7. James C defeated Steven Tresario
8. Team GAME OVER (PONG and FONG) defeated El Chupacabra and Virgil Flynn III to defend the Golden Gig
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5/14/2017
DNA Lounge, San Francisco
Commentary by Kurt Brobain, music by The Hoodslam Band
1. Gomez and Wednesday Adams (with Morticia and Thing) defeated Wayne and Garth after tandem chokeslam and tombstone from Thing and Wednesday.
2. Roofio defeated Rookie of the Year Rowengardner (sp?) after catching the floater and pelting his contemporary adolescent in the heart with a baseball.
3. Spawn defeated Violator
4. Bulk and Skull defeated the Power Rangers and Jay and Silent bob in a three way dance after Riv-Raven interfered. They then joined his flock, and along with emerging Puddies attacked all other participants. The Megazord appeared and laid waste to the Flock, the Puddies and even the rangers, and then celebrated with Jay and Silent Bob.
5. Captain Planet w/ the Planeteers defeated Cyclops w/ Emma Frost
6. Ace Ventura and Ernest Goes to Hoodslam defeated the blue world organization brother (Nightcrawler and Big Poppa Smurf) by dq when Tommy Pickles interfered.
– post match, the bWo attacked their opponents and referee. Then they had a 2 year birthdays for Tommy Pickles, presenting him with a new tryke, and a box mobody claimedto get. Inside was a faux head of Tommy Pickles. Crow Chucky then appeared from the rafters – who Pickles turned on in July 2015 when he joined the bwo – cleared the ring of Nightcrawler and Poppa Smurf.
7. Crow Chucky defeated Tinseltown Tommy Pickles with a scorpion deathlock to win the 90s Universe Championship D.A.R.E. fannypack.
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Monday Night Hoodslam 5/22/2017
District 30 Nightclub – Sacramento, CA
Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody
Music by The Hoodslam Band
1. Stoner Brothers (Rick and Scott Stoner) defeated Silent but Deadly (Jean Pierre and Charlie Chaplin) to retain the Intetgalactic Tag Team Championship.
2. Alexis Darevko defeated Jesus Kruze
3. Super Beast v KILLMEISTER was a no contest after both were attacked mid match by NEW U (Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands). They were then confronted by the Stoner Bros of Stoner U, who were all four attacked by Super Beast and KILLMEISTER. All six were then attacked by Pooh Jack and ECW Legend Mustafa Saeed, who cleared the ring.
4. Johnny Drinko defeated Nurse Ratchet.
5. Batmanuel defeated Ken Masters and Brittany Wonder to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fanny Packs Champion.
6. Virgil Flynn III defeated Drugz Bunny.
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It looms near! On Monday we return to Sacramento after a 4 year absence. Here are the first TWO matches!
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May 5th
Oakland Metro Operahouse
We know the line gets a little long, so the Stoner Brothers and Stoner U have been helping us out with a monthly pre-show Stoner U Showcase!
-2. Super Beast defeated Peanut Butter Jelly Banna with a running powerslam into the corner and mat, aka Oklahoma Stampede.
-1. #SINGOFTHERING Tournament Opener: Ryu defeated Brittany Wonder with Backstreet Boys “i want it (that way)”
– Your hostest with the moistest Broseph Joe Brody did commentary, with music by The Hoodslam Band!
1. Shotokan Dojo (Ryu and Ken) defeated The New U (Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands)
– SophEans Choice: Best Athlete in the East Bay Ean Hancement relinquished his Championship to Doc Atrocity, who in return returned “Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees from the multiverse. James C, visibly distraught about the injury and absence of his partner Juiced Lee, attempted to replace Anton as Ean’s Best Friend.
2. Anton Voorhees defeated James C to remain friends with Ean Hancement.
– Doc Atrocity awarded Brittany Wonder the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks, making her champion. He then introduced her to a surprise opponent.
3. Brittany Wonder defeated Nurse Ratchet to retain Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.
4. Team GAME OVER (PONG and FONG) defeated the reunited Anthony Butabi and Johnny Butabi after Johnny *checked out* and watched Anthony get pinned. The brothers agreed that though they cared for each other, both wanted to do their own thing without their brother.
– Drugz Bunny addressed the crowd as winner of last months CM PUNK MEMORIAL LETHAL LOTTERY TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT BATTLEBOWL CHAMPIONSHIP Trophy. This allows him any match with any Hoodslammer anytime. He informed everyone that he DOES intend to challenge Golden Gig Champion ( Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer ) PONG, but when hes good and ready, as hes aware his coke addiction can make him impulsive.
Cereal Man, who PONG narrowly defeated in the ENTERTANIA VII main event, told Drugz Bunny that he needed one more shot at PONG. He needed Drugz to give him his trophy so he could get onelast chance. Drugz did not agree, and the two surprisingly decided to wrestle about it.
5. Drugz Bunny defeated Cereal Man to retain his CM Punk Memorial Trophy.
6. The Stoner Brothers & ECW/WWE/Lucha Legend Super Crazy defeated Virgil Flynn III & El Chupacabra & “Dark Noche” Batmanuel to retain Intetgalactic Tag Team Championship Titles.
Hoodslam Again!
Totally 90s EXTREME! – May 14th – San Francisco – DNA LOUNGE
Monday Night Hoodslam – May 22nd – Sacramento – DISTRICT 30
Chasing Waterfalls- June 2nd- Oakland- Metro Operahouse
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Its here! We’re excited, how about you? Down a drink, burn a bowel and soak it in through the lens of a whiskey tinged smokeful Oakland eve! Or if youre not in to that, just jump in. Its a bunch of cool stuff regardless, prep isnt really necessary.
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Hoodslam: EnterTania VII
Friday, April 7, 2017
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: ???
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Tonight’s musical guest was Seven Years in TiButt
EnterTania pre-show
1. Rock the Promo championship: “Broseph” Joe Brody (champion) def. #FormerlyCreative John Carle, former WWE writer to retain the Rock the Promo championship.
2. Stoner U showcase match: Superbeast def. Richard Shhhnary.
EnterTania VII
1. C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: Virgil Flynn III and Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (F.O.N.G.) def. Brittany Wonder and Anthony Butabi to advance to the C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.
2. C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel, Laura James, and “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. “Brutal” Rob Hands, Ken, and “The Russian Party Machine” Zuta to advance to the C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.
3. American Bad Ass Scorpiundertaker (with Kitana Durst) def. Prawn Cena.
4. C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: Rick-Scott Stoner and Ryu (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) def. “The Mexican Werewolf” and “The Insane Luchador” Super Crazy to advance to the C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.
5. Career vs. Fannypacks match for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “The Talent” Ean Hancement (representing The Caution [CAUTION!]) def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay.
6. C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: JUICED Lee, Scott-Rick Stoner, and Drugz Bunny def. Coach Joey Nuggs, James C., and “The Pumpkin Queen” Sage Sin Supreme to advance to the C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl immediately following this match.
7. C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Championship over-the-top-rope battle royal: Drugz Bunny def. Virgil Flynn III, Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (F.O.N.G.), “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel, Laura James, “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze, Rick-Scott Stoner, Ryu Roddy Piper, and Scott-Rick Stoner to become the C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament champion. JUICED Lee sustained an injury in the previous match and could not compete.
8. Japanese Console-War Deathmatch for the Golden Gig: Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G., with F.O.N.G., representing Team GAME OVER) def. Mecha Cereal Man (with Doctor Frederick Allbran of Cereal Industries) to retrain the Golden Gig.
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