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#AMERICA 7/6/18 RESULTS

At the Operahouse, hosted by Joseph Brody, music by the Hoodslam Band! –

 

preshow – Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands defeated Anthony Andrews and Maestro of Fight Club Finland to advance in the tag tournament

  1. Ean Hancement defeated Joey Ryan ,Cereal Man and Richard Shhhnary to become number one contender for the Golden Fannypacks
  2. The Stoner Brothers Rick Scott and Scott Rick  Stoner defeated DDS and Underwear Model Eric Priest (from Kaiju Attack Wrestling) in a tag team tournament match
  3. Anton Voorhees defeated Mike Mathews (of Kaiju Attack Wrestling) and The Fucking Machine Brian Cage
  4. Big B defeated Corey Kreese to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
  5.  Lady K, Funnybone and El Chupacabra (with SUPER BEAST) defeated DARK Sheik, Manny Faberino and Leva Bates – due to this win, El Chupacabra and Funnybone advance in the tag tournament
  6. James C defeated Drugz  Bunny and champion JUICED Lee to become the new Golden Gig Champion
  7. BatManuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi defeated Royce Isaacs and Paul London to advance in the tag tournament
  8.  Shotzi Blackheart defeated Kris Wolf

watch it on twitch at www.hoodslam.tv, or like just go to twitch and search us, yah?

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Hoodslam invades Wrestling Pro Wrestling in Hollywood…AGAIN

That 205 live mfer should have never cut off Butternuts head…because we don’t forgive, and we don’t forget. Now that he’s got something vulnerable, we’re after IT! And that IT is… Wrestling Pro Wrestling. Watch DARK Sheik, Drugz Bunny and Anthony Butabi make an impact right at the start of their last show “FREE MONROVIA”, live on their twitch channel. Follow them, and watch us wail on them even more. ITS GONNA BE A COMMON THING

Here’s their stupid twitch channel.  Go to it and see our glory, see our fury, see our might.

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FREAKSLAM 6/23/18 RESULTS

Freakshow Wrestling and Hoodslam combined in friendly frays of fighting.  Except Chupy and Funnybone.  They f’n killed each other.

Live from Fremont Country Club in Las Vegas, Nevada…

 

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Shocker, and Browen Travers

0. Juiced Lee defended the Golden Gig v. Anton Voorhees and MimeKind

1. Brittany Wonder defeated Shotzi Blackheart, Sage Sinn, and a very nice lady who came with Kikutaro who’s name we never wrote down in an INVISIBLE CAGE MATCH by escaping the cage after a samoan drop

2. Richard Shhhnary defeated Silent Assassin Jean Pierre, Kikutaro and Leroy Patterson in a SANCTUM OF SILENCE Elimination Match

3. The Stoner Brothers and Gaydolf Hitler defeated Jonald Trump and the Legal Outerspace Aliens when Gaydolf ass and mouth fucked the shit out of Jonald with a sparkly dildo

4. Andrea the Giant won the Andrea the Giant Battle Royal

5. Johnny Drinko Butabi and BatManuel defeated Gary Galaxy and Black Annie in a LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOL Match by finishing their booze first

6. Funnybone defended the Freak Show Wrestling Championship against El Chupacabra in a MEXICAN BADLANDS MATCH

– Before the main event could begin, Dr Platypus stated that he would destroy both Hoodslam and Freakshow Wrestling in one foul swoop by unleashing his evil dopplegangers upon them

7. Sinn Bohdi, Doc Atrocity, Nurse Ratchet, Cereal Man and Drugz Bunny defeated their own evil Dopplegangers after the FreakShow Wrestling Octopus assisted by pulling all Dopplegangers under the ring, and Dr Platypus was pinned in the INFINITY X INFINITY WAR

 

it was fun, it was crazy, it was on twitch.  Go to www.hoodslam.tv to see!

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Love the Game 6/15/2018 Results!

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody as Brofessor X (you know, from that game where you’re him) and Wonder Dave, music by the Hoodslam Band

Referees Pat Downs as Fred Durst from Def Jam I guess and Wiggles as Tetris

  1. Super Stoner Brothers and Princess Peachy Wonder defeated Waluigi Faberino, Donkey Kal Jack and Wario Super Crazy
  2. Simon Belmont from Castlevania defeated Dante from Devil May Cry
  3. Booger Man and Tony Hawks Pro Skater 3 defeated Bane and Victor Zsasz from Arkham Asylum
  4. Pizza Noid and Ecco the Dolphin defeated Barrett from Final Fantasy and 2B from Nier Automata
  5. Conker from Conkers Bad Fur Day defeated Villager from Animal Crossing and Nathan Drake from Uncharted
  6. Noob SaiBatManuel, Sub-Zero, Liu Kang, Raiden and Sonya Blade defeated Ryu, Ken, Akuma, Sagat and Chun Li when Ryu turned on Ken

Watch it now on twitch, match 1 was MOTY candidate and Ecco the Dolphin is the future of wrestling.

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Kaiju ATTACK / Hoodslam Talent Exchange Begins!

We made a deal with some folks in Chicago.  They come here.  We go there.  It’ll be fun.  The first part of this merry merger of minds begins at #AMERICA!  DDS and Underwear Model Eric Priest have come to town, and even been given a gracious BYE in our Intergalactic Tag Team Tournament as they take on the self proclaimed baddest tag team on the planet, ever, period.  HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH

kaiMORE CHICAGO-ites are bound to touchdown that weekend, and if you’re from THERE be sure to checkout when Hoodslam comes to town in the aggressively entitled “KAIJU V HOODSLAM’ event on July 29th!  We’re gonna be there with fuckin bells on.

Follow KAIJU ATTACK WRESTLING at their Facebook!   OR YOU COULD ALSO GO TO THEIR Twitter!  They’ve got other stuff too.  We’ll show ya later!

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Hoodslam News Beat!

A lot happened last show… lets catch you up…

  • Anton Voorhees, Funnybone, Chupacabra, BatManuel and DARK Sheik have returned to this universe.  However, this signaled the end of The CAUTION (CAUTION) as Anton wanted to Sheik to join, Ean Hancement liked that they had moved forward, and Sheik wanted to do something new.  The Intergalactic Tag Team Championship has been vacated.
  • BUT HAVING NO INTERGALACTIC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS WOULD PUT OUR UNIVERSE IN DANGER, so a tournament is being held, The Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle eXstacy Tag Tournament 2018!  Not a lot of details have been revealed, except that Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott have advanced, along with Otis the Gimp & Glorious Banana and Millennial Falcons Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler
  • James C had attempted to defend his Best Friend (yet to be determined exactly who that is) by refereeing the main event Golden Gig defense by Juiced Lee v Drugz Bunny.  His indecisiveness led to chaos, and both of his friends became frustrated and attacked him!  Referee Wiggles, somehow in charge this night, ruled the match a no contest, and in an effort of conflict resolution offered that all three fight each other at the main event of #AMERICA on July 6th for the Golden Gig.
  • 3waySPEAKING OF #AMERICA, it has been announced that along with that big time title match, we will see Kris Wolf debut vs. Shotzi Blackheart in a match made in Oakland!
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  • Sadly, or luckily, it’s unclear what state Doc Atrocity, Brittany Wonder and Hollywood Cereal Man will be in by #AMERICA.  In May, their partner Nurse Ratchet dropped dead (er?) after a mysterious universal portal accident.  Hollywood Cereal Man would go on to lose his Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks to Hayward Heater Big B, much credit due to the actions of his stablemate Doc Atrocity.  The four of these called themselves the hood World order not too long ago, but only disorder has been apparent since.
  • congratulations BIG B on becoming NEW BEST ATHLETE IN THE EAST BAY GOLDEN FANNYPACK CHAMPION.  Buzz Buzz mfers.
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FREAKSLAM IN LAS VEGAS JUNE 23RD

 

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EVER CLOSE!  EVER LOOMING!  THE CLASH OF WORLDS SOON BEGINS, BUT WILL EVER ANYTHING BE THE SAME AGAIN?

 

As you clearly know, we’re dong a show in Las Vegas on the 23rd, a mash up of Freakshow Wrestling and Hoodslam called Freakslam!  Cause HoodShow was not as good a name…  The absolutely most insane pairing that’s ever been paired will bring you a show to be talked about for years to come!  You Vegas fans have let us know for the last 5 years that you want it, you need it, you gotta have it again – and we were wrong to make you wait!   But that wait is nigh over!  Rejoice!  Stuff happening then –

 

Freakshow Wrestling Champion Funnybone will defend against his Hoodslam Tag Team Partner El Chupacabra in a Mexican Bad lands Match!

 

In a Triple threat, Brittany Wonder takes on Shozti Blackheart and Sage Sin in an Invisible Steel Cage Match!

 

Richard Shhhnary has made an Open Invitation to the Sanctum of Silence, and it has been answered by Freakshow Wrestlings Kikutaro and Leroy Brown, but also Hoodslam’s Silent Assassin Jean Pierre in the first ever ELIMINATION SANCTUM OF SILENCE

 

All this, plus much more yet to be announced!  Prepare yourselves, mind * body * and soul ***!  Follow the facebook event page for up to the minute up minu dates!

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Hoodslam Invades Wrestling Pro Wrestling!

For those that don’t know, there’s a fun company in sunny Hollywood, California that’s been having events for a couple years.  It’s run by Brian Kendrick, yes THE Brian Kendrick – the same one who murdered Butternuts Entertania 5 in 2015!  It also features some familiar faces from time to time: Cereal Man, Sexxxy Chino, Erik Watts, Nurse Ratchet and Richard Shhhnary have all been seen there in the last year, invited to take part in the festivities.  But at the last event, a bold declaration was made.  In the midst of their loveable animated box of chinese food Chowmein Charlie raining soy sauce to the eager crowd, a contingent of Hoodslammers made their presence very aware!  Many Wrestling Pro Wrestling favorites tried to make a stand, but they were no match for the combined focus of an angry us.  Hey…. they had it coming. See that footage at Wrestling Pro Wrestling Twitch Channel  or see it on their Facebook page!

 

Wrestling Pro Wrestling has another event on THURSDAY JUNE 21ST for those of you in the Hollywood area… we’ll see you there!  MUAA HAHAHAAA.
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6/1 Results: Hoodslam Bridge of the Requitter

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6/1/2018, Oakland Metro Operahouse

(Stoner U Preshow hosted by Screaming Eagle Mike OShea and Scott Rickerson

1. New U (Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands) defeated DirtBats and Mo Atlas &

2. Shakira Spears defeated Master Eriks, Hip Hop Harry and 2 Fresh

 

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by the Hoodslam Band (known on this night as Jamie Lee Squirtis)

Referees Wiggles, Nuk Nuk Johnson and fulfilling his state ordered community service requirements, Pat Downs

Stunt Bros – Bronana, Brotis, BroShhhnary and Hip Hop Broseph

 

1. Johny Drinko Butabi defeated Joseph Schwartz

– Ean Hancement was asked to relinquish the IntergalacticTag Team Championship, as his arm is broken and his partner in the CAUTION, Anton Voorhees was lost in another dimension (*see issues 4/20 and PSYCHOPHORIA for details).

But Anton returned, along with a portal gun, Nurse Ratchets medical box, Funnybone, Chupacabra, Batmanuel and the non robot actual DARK Sheik (*who was lost in another dimension years prior by Doc Atrocity, leading to events of Bloodslam 2017 ).  Manny Faberino would soon interrupt, leading to

2. Funnybone, Chupacabra and BatManuel defeated DARK Sheik, Manny Faberino and Anton Voorhees

– post match, Anton asked DARK Sheik to join The CAUTION (CAUTION), to the behest of Ean Hancement (who still carries the head of his mentor, the robot DARK Sheik). DARK Sheim declined and left with Manny Faberino. Ean, unhappy with what he saw as Anton regressing, forfeited the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship as a dramatic gesture of him ending his partnership with Anton.

3. Ryu defeated Shotzi Blackheart

4. Tag Team Championship Tournament: Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) defeated Ken and Zangiev

5. Tag Team Championship Tournament: Millennil Falcons (Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary) defeated Cobra Corey Kreese and Big B

6. Tag Team Championship Tournament: Otis the Gimp and Glorious Banana defeated Doc Atrocity and Hollywood Cereal Man

– angered by their loss and ensuing argument about Cereal Man being unbothered by Ratchets death, Doc Atrocity invited multiple Hoodslammers to battle Hollywood Cereal Man for his Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship

7. Big B defeated Hollywood Cereal Man, Coach Nuggs, Brutal Rob Hands, Doc Atrocity, Anthony Butabi and Hollywood Cereal Man to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

 

8. Brittany Wonder defeated Randi West after interference by Hollywood Cereal Man

 

9. Juiced Lee retained the Golden Gig vs the returning Drugz Bunny after both performers attacked the indecisive special guest referee James C.  Referee Wiggles would declare the match a no contest, and announced next month all 3 will face each other for the Golden Gig.

 

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