Hoodslam 5/5/23 Schism results from 300 Block of Castro St. in Oakland, California. The event live streamed on FITE+.
Da Squaaa [Kenny K/ Hop Daddy/Alpha Zo] def. The New Dawgz [Marcelo Montoya and Joey Gonzo] and Richard Shhhhhhhhnary
The CAUTION (Dark Sheik & Anton Voorhees) with mystery partner Allie Katch def. Emo Heads (Brooke Havok, Alan Angels and Emo Brutal Rob Hands)
Glampionship Match: Brittney Wonder (c) def. Trish Adora to retain the Glampionship
The BOOM Gang [Rick Stoner/ Scott Stoner/ James] C def El Chupacabra, Juice Lee and Drugz Bunny
4-way Scramble for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fanny Packs Championship: Mac Daddy M Y L O and Allie Katch def Bart Man and JTG (c) as they get a double pin and they each leave with one of the Golden Fanny Packs
Joey Janela def Captain Johnny Butabi to become new Captain of the Champion Ship
From Continental Club Oakland, 4/8/23 Hosted by Veda Scott and Broseph Joe Brody Referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson
1. Brittany Wonder defeated Richard Shhhnary, Lara Frazier and DARK Sheik in a fatal fourway to retain the GLAMpionship
Wonder Dave would then come to the ring to eulogize those who had lost their lives at 3/3/23’s Fall of the Hoodslammer: Bat Manuel, PONG, Glorious Banana and Sweet Boone. Brutal Rob Hands would become emotional during the event, and cause a scene that could only be diffused by the emo hug of the visiting D-Torch, who showed up for some reason.
2. Brooke Havok defeated Anton Voorhees in an EMO RULES Match after Allen Angels interfered. The CAUTION would confront Brooke and Allen about this, but were then attacked by the updated EMO BRUTAL Rob Hands. Emo Brutal would then embrace the Emo Heads and leave with them in hopes to learn how to better control his emotions.
3. Da Squaaad [Kenny K – D-Rogue – Hop Daddy] defeated Cereal Man – Joey Gonzo – Marcelo Montoya (who I guess we’re calling NEW DAWGS)
4. Vipress defeated Maki Itoh after DARK Sheik interfered
5. Trish Adora defeated MacDaddy M Y L O to earn the right to challenge for the GLAMpionship at 5/5/23 SCHISM
6. El Chupacabra (accompanied by Okami) defeated James C, after the Stoner Brothers interfered and betrayed El Chupacabra and aligned with James to reform the James Gang but then Juice Lee came out and helped Chupy but eventually the numbers were too much so Drugz Bunny showed up and all 6 kinda fought around and I think Okami hair whipped a stoner brother in the eye somewhere and then Chupy won.
Featuring ARNOCORPS as special guest musicians on this somewhat Arno-themed extravaganza!
BatManuel defeated Mr Freeze
The Legendary LITA would help the opening ceremonies before DARK Sheik and Vipress defeated Lost Treasures Matt Carlos & Joe DeSoul and Stoner Brothers Rick Stoner & Scott Stoner to win the InterGalactic Tag Team Championship in a Chaos Rules Triple Threat Match
He Who Holds the Golden GiG Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG retained the Golden GiG against Cereal Man, Anton Voorhees & Kenny K in a Japanese Console War Deathmatch
Brittany Wonder retained the GLAMpionship against Glorious Banana, Richard Shhhnary and Turbo-Man
Captain Johnny Butabi retained control of the Champion Ship in an overboard match by outlasting Juice Lee, James C and Kal-Jack the Barbarian
Sweet Boone and the demon he pulled through a tear in reality that he’s been treating like his deceased dog Lil BJ came to the ring for the wedding of Nurse Ratchet and Buggy Nova. Unfortunately, Doc Atrocity wasn’t present to let Lil BJ known that he was unable to arrange this destined love affair. Neither Doc, nor the wedding party, were present. The evil doppleganger of Cereal Man known as Hollywood Cereal Man then made his way to the ring. He intended to take Lil BJ from Boone so that they could usher in a new era of demon supremacy upon Hoodslam. Boone fought off this stranger from the threshold, but Lil Bj showed their true colors and turned on his supposed friend.
The demon would eviscerate Sweet Boone, literally. His intestines put on display for the audience. The alliance of the demon with Hollywood Cereal Man then introduced “Her”. Along with her dusky consort, a fallen angel stepped into our plane and stated that for the first time in 10’000 years she is free, and ready to conquer earth.
Glorious Banana and BatManuel were the first to attempt to thwart the 4 adversaries. Sadly, both lethally fell to the fallen angels shadowy companion. 23 years of combined Hoodslammery dashed in moments. This enraged our longtime referee Nuk Nuk Johnson, who entered the ring alone to battle the lethal invaders. He too fell, but before the killing blow could be delivered, He Who Holds the Golden GiG PONG intervened with both his heart and power glove activated. He stated that those who mess with Hoodslam mess with its champion, and that play time had ended.
When the fallen angels silhouetted suitor was stilted by PONG, hope briefly glimmered. However, the fallen angel “Her” slipped the Golden GiG out of PONG’s own front pocket, and used it to slit the throat of our champion. PONG, too, fell.
Hollywood Cereal Man, the demon dog, fallen angel “Her” and her shadowy sentry then stole the Golden GiG, leaving a wounded Hoodslam grieving and in terror of their return.
This event was hosted by Veda Scott and Broseph Joe Brody, referees John “wiggles” Connor and Nuk Nuk Johnson.
The Last Time We Were Happy Together 2/5/23 at San Francisco, DNA Lounge
Hosted by Wonder Dave and Veda Scott, Referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson
Vipress and James C defeated El Chupacabra and Masha Slamovich
MacDaddy M Y L O defeated DARK Sheik in an I Quit Match
Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul won a Chaos Rules Triple Threat Match against the Stoner Brothers and Alpha Zo/Hop Daddy to win the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
Link to the Future Anton Voorhees defeated Richard Shhhnary to escape to Sanctum of Silence.
Drugz Bunny defeated D-Rogue in a San Francisco [s]Treat Fight
Sweet Boone and Demon Lil BJ defeated Doc Atrocity and YOUR Demigod of Death FunnyBone when Doc Atrocity learned to accept the bond between Boone and his demon dog and forfeited the match.
Post match, Doc said that he was once more inspired by this bond between person and demon that he has agreed to find and return the retired from wrestling Buggy Nova to the Hoodslam/GLAM in an attempt to make Nurse Ratchet join him in the upcoming war that only he seems to know about, knowing that Ratchet and Buggy never got to do the wedding they’d planned in February 2020.
The Last Spinebender Kenny K defeated Speedball Mike Bailey
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave from CryBaby nightclub in Oakland, CA
MPR [Money Power Respect] Marco Mayur and Fabuloso Fabricio were scheduled to take on the Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner in their Hoodslam debut. However, the Stoners could not attend. MPR would go on to insult The Stoner Brothers until Stoner U products Corey Kreese, Joey Gonzo and Marcelo Montoya would interrupt. It would appear that MPR would leave peacefully, but its wrestling.
Rey Kaiju Joey Gonzo and Marcelo Montoya defeated MPR after interference from Corey Kreese
Juice Lee defeated Brutal Rob Hands
DARK Sheik and Vipress defeated Cereal Man and MacDaddy M Y L O – Post match, DARK Sheik would declare that her match with M Y L O at DNA Lounge 2/5/23 “The Last Time We Were Happy Together” would be an I Quit Match.
Drugz Bunny defeated Richard Shhhnary and Anton Voorhees in a Triple Threat – After, Shhhnary would attack Anton Voorhees and challenge him to a Sanctum of Silence Match at 2/5/23 “The Last Time We Were Happy Together” event
Hop Daddy and Alpha Zo defeated Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul to become InterGalactic Tag Team Champions
Captain Johnny Butabi defended his claim to the Champion Ship in a Triple Threat Match against El Chupacabra and James C, after which James C would attack El Chupacabra
Pissed off Nerdy Gamer [PONG] retained the Golden Gig against Kenny K after a distraction from Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul to remain He Who Holds the Golden Gig
7/16/45, Alamogordo Bombing and Gunnery Range in New Mexico – Project Trinity man split the foundations of nature when they detonated the 1st atomic bomb. This crucifixion of matter sent a ripple through dimensions and tore the fabric of space opening a Forbidden Back Door. 77 years later, we do something about it. [Or is it just an anal joke?] 7/16/22, Crybaby Nightclub in Oakland, CA – Hoodslam featuring: hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, featuring commentary guests Joe DeSoul and D-Rogue 1. The Stoner Brothers defeated The Conglomerate 2. Link to the Future Anton Voorhees defeated Tony Deppen 3. She who holds the Golden GiG DARK Sheik defended v Drugz Bunny after Doc Atrocity invented a sentient nuclear bomb that interfered and chose to detonate itself and tore a whole in reality. 4. GLAMpion UltraGirl Brittany Wonder defended against Allie Katch 5. James C defeated Alpha Zo v Kenny K v Juice Lee in a Fatal Fourway 6. Your Demigod of Death Funnybone defeated Duke Bossman 7. Captain Johnny Butani defended the Champion Ship v Hop Daddy Hip Hop Harry Henderson
