(9-16-23)
Mesa, AZ – Be Crime, Do Gay from The Nile Theater:
featuring performances by Debauchery Productions –
Evan Daniels defeated Bryn Thorne
Chris Cassus defeated Cereal Man, Brittnie Brooks and Nic Zander in a Fatal Fourway to retain the Wrestledrag Championship
Heidi Howitzer defeated Ricky Tenacious
Thugnificent defeated Brandon Gee
Jonnie Robbie defeated Ray Lyn and Damian Desire in a Triple Threat
El Chupacabra defeated Sonico
Hosted by Doc Atrocity,
Reno, NV – Street HIGHbration from The Bluebird:
Joe DeSoul defeated Neil the Thrill
Lara Frazier defeated Mighty Mayra
JMM and Tripp Rogers defeated Pooky and Post Mortem
El Chupacabra defeated Johnnie Robbie
Black Swan defeated Brooke Havok
Brittany Wonder and Joey Smoak defeated Johnny Butabi and Dreamy Drew
James C defeated Anton Voorhees and Baylum Lynx in a Triple Threat Match.
Oakland, CA – PSYCHOPHORIA from Oakland Metro Operahouse x The Godamn Street
Hosted by BART-Man and Wonder Dave!
Featuring exclusively referee Domino
Johnnie Robbie defeated Cereal Man – post match, Jaguar Montoya of the New F’n Dawgz proclaimed that he was a Jaguar and didn’t want to be a dawg. Cereal Man aloofly protested – apparently more out of curtesy than emotional investment, as he confused both members Jaguar Montoya and Rey Kaiju Joey Gonzo with each other, and others.
DARK Sheik, Anton Voorhees and Vipress defeated James C, Ricky Stoner and Scotty Stoner. The CAUTION would arrive arguing, DARK Sheik saying that she was the glue of this team, and without her there was no team [she said it a lot ruder]. Before Vipress and Anton could retort, the BOOM Gang emerged.
James C told the stoner brothers he was upset with how they lost his prize of controlling FTF in a gamble vs the Lost Treasures at the previous event. However, he was more upset with Anton Voorhees. Anton had been providing commentary at the event while recovering from a knee injury, and caused a distraction (and mess) that cost the BOOM Gang the match.
Anton would be able to win by feigning an injury and catching James C by surprise. Post match, DARK Sheik would state that as the last living Golden Gig Champion, she should be now, and that Vipress should give her the GiG. Vipress has carried the GiG since 7/7 AMERICAN SCREAM, when she used it to cut the throat of the fallen angel Shemihaza [ who had taken it from PONG after cutting his throat].
Vipress would not giver Sheik the GiG, and Sheik said this partnership was over.
Brooke Havok, D-Torch and Brutal EMO Rob Hands defeated The Federal Bureau of EMOstigations. There’s a whole other post about it, you should check it out.
Juice Lee and El Chupacabra was declared a no contest after an invader attacked both wrestlers. Standing at 7 feet tall, he claimed to have seen Hoodslam’s battle with The Fallen and the many losses suffered. He saw Hoodslam as a fragile place to be conquered, but Juice Lee and El Chupacabra would combine forces to eject the invader from the ring.
The invader would find this comforting in a way, and rescinded his insult, seeing that Hoodslam was still a strong peoples. He offered his hand to both, which Juice Lee accepted. Before Chupacabra could accept, Juice Lee would attack the invaders knee from behind and – once lowered to his level – Juice Lee snapped his neck.
Sawyer Wreck defeated Brooke Havok and MacDaddy M Y L O to win the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship
The Lost Treasures Matt Carlos, Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier came to the ring to announce matches for the show they control, 10/6/23 Fuck the Fans 12 or 14 or something. They announced these two:
Cereal Man v. Jaguar Montoya with Referee Joey Gonzo
The CAUTION v The BOOM Gang – whoever is pinned must join the other group
Before they could announce a 3rd match, Da Squaaad interrupted and requested a match of their own, against the Lost Treasures, for the Intergalactic Tag Team Champions. The trio obliged, but decided to do it then and not 10/6.
Lara Frazier, Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul defeated Kenny K, Hop Daddy and Alpha Zo to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
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Oakland, CA – /blue/ from the Continental Club:
hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Anton Voorhees
Hop Daddy defeated Brittany Wonder to become the GLAMpion
Juice Lee defeated Kenny K, Lara Frazier and FunnyBone in a fatal fourway
James C defeated El Chupacabra and DARK Sheik in a triple threat to gain the prize of booking rights at 10/6/23 Fuck The Fans event
Vipress defeated EFFY
The Federal Bureau of EMOstigations defeated D-Torch and Brutal Rob Hands. FBE member #1 stated she hopes Brooke Havok dies in prison. FBE #2 seemed miffed by this, but there were still dangerous levels of EMO being emitted, and the two arrested Scene-sei D-Torch. Big Brutty sad and alone.
MacDaddy MYLO defeated Alpha Zo to remain Best Athlete in the Eastbay Golden Fannypacks Champion. Da Squaaad members Hop Daddy and Kenny K attempted to attack MYLO and steal her Golden Fannypacks as they did to Brittany Wonder and her GLAMpionship, but Brittany appeared with a chair and hit them with it a lot, saving MYLO from suffering the same fate.
Lost Treasures Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier defeated BOOM GANG Ricky Stoner and Scotty Stoner to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship and gain the booking rights to 10/6/23 FUCK THE FANS
hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Anton Voorhees,
Hoodfighter Tournament Quarterfinals:
El Chupacbra defeated Trish Adora…
Ricky Stoner defeated BART-Man..
Cereal Man defeated Matt Carlos…
Brooke Havok defeated Alpha Zo…
Lethal Lotter Tournament 1st Phase: DARK Sheik, Vipress, Joe DeSoul and Richard Shhhnary defeated Hop Daddy, Juice Lee, Brittany Wonder and Scotty Stoner…
Lethal Lottery 2nd Phase: DARK Sheik and Joe DeSoul defeated Vipress and Richard Shhhnary…
Lethal Lottery Final Phase: DARK Sheik defeated Joe DeSoul…
HoodFighter Tournament SemiFinals:
El Chupacabra defeated Cereal Man…
Ricky Stoner received a bye when Brooke Havok was arrested by the Federal Bureau of EMOstigations for emitting dangerous levels of EMO…
Hoodfighter Tournament Finals:
El Chupacabra defeated Ricky Stoner…
James C won the Battle Royal of Supremacy also featuring Lara Frazier, MacDaddy MYLO, Johnny Butabi, Joey Smoak, Joey Gonzo, Brutal Rob Hands, D-Torch and Mighty Mayra
From Nile Theater in Mesa, Arizona
featuring burlesque by Debauchery Productions
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Veda Scott, refereed by Nuk Nuk Johnson and Wiggles
The CAUTION and Vipress came to the ring. DARK Sheik and Vipress said they would soon be tag team champions, and Anton Voorhees said he would be a part of team Hoodslam against the Fallen in the main event. DARK Sheik said she would be there with him, but Vipress disagreed. The Lost Treasures then came to the ring and said that they surely would be next to the fight the tag team champions after beating Sheik and Vipress last month, leading to…
2. Vipress defeated Lara Frazier
Afterwards, Sheik said she would still support Anton in tonights main event, against Vipresseseeses wishes, leading to her smashing Sheik in the teeth with a microphone. As the Lost Treasures laughed at this broken home, Intergalactic Tag Team Champions Juice Lee and El Chupacabra [with OKAMI] came to the ring and attacked all four would be challengers, leading to…
3. Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul defeatd El Chupacabra and Juice Lee and The CAUTION Anton Voorhees and DARK Sheik to become NEW Intergalactic Tag Team Champions
4. Kidd Bandit defeated Jack Cartwheel
5. Da Squaaad [ Kenny K, Hop Daddy and Alpha Zo] defeated EMO HEADS [ Brooke Havok, TV’s Alan Angels and Brutal Emo Rob Hands] after Brutal Rob just got too darn emotional.
6. Brittany Wonder defeated Mighty Mayra to remain GLAMpion, but after the match she was attacked by Da Squaaad and they stole her GLAMpionship Title!
7. Anton Voorhees, El Chupacabra and Allie Katch defeated She, her shadowy consort and Hollywood Cereal Man, and by stipulation everyone didn’t die. But some did. Many a Hoodslammer took part, and though we got knocked down, we got back up, we are tiiitaaaaniiiiummmm
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from Oakland Metro Operahouse outdoor location on 3rd and Castro, featuring commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, and referees Nuk Nuk/ Wiggles
The moment of silence for Drugz Bunny was interrupted by the Stoner Brothers of the Boom Gang, who had attacked Drugz before he was murdered by the Fallen at the last event. They introduced us to the latest hired gun hired by Boom Gang member James C. They were into turn interrupted by Cereal Man, Marcelo Montoya and Joey Gonzo, who challenged the Boom Gang to a match.
2. Rick Stoner, Scott Stoner and Lil Crush defeated the New Dawgz
3. Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul defeated DARK Sheik and Vipress
After the match, Anton Voorhees suggested to infighting Sheik and Vipress that they stop arguing and just break up as a team. They decided otherwise and left together, leaving Anton to invite The Fallen to the ring. She, her dusky cohort and Evil Cereal Man answered the call.
An arrangement was made in that The Fallen would end their murderous ways if Hoodslam offered three sacrifices for She and returned the demon dog kidnapped by the Emo Heads at last event. Anton retaliated with a 3 on 3 match, and if Hoodslam won that they would murder nobody again, but She did not seem to be concerned about the difference, stating that the 3 would die regardless.
4. El Chupacabra and Juice Lee defeated Kenny K and Alpha Zo to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
5. MacDaddy M Y L O defeated Mighty Mayra
6. Leader of the EMO Heads Brooke Havok defeated Kidd Bandit
After the match, The Fallen came to claim their kidnapped demon dog, as agreed. Emo Rob Hands couldn’t just hand over the killer of his friend Sweet Boone, though, and instead of handing him over unloaded 5 shots into the dog with Sweet Boone’s own gun.
This caused a battle between Emo Rob and the the dusky cohort of She, one that almost proved fatal. Lil Crush would come to defend all of Hoodslam, and unfortunately paid the ultimate price. The Fallen claimed their 6th victim.
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From Oakland Continental Club, Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson
rip drugz bunny
Hoodslam 5/26/23 Tombstone Polydriver results from the Silver Nugget Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. The event live streamed on FITE+.
