if you notice up in the menu it now has a link to the merchandise shop/give section at the churchofwrestling.com , we’re now sharing it and have some hoodslam gear up there, too!
how convenient, for those of you who are sheik AND hoodslam fans
results: 7/8/23 Society of the Slam
From Nile Theater in Mesa, Arizona
featuring burlesque by Debauchery Productions
- Evan Daniels defeated Thugnificent
- Nic Zander defeated Brandon Gee
- Charles Cassus defeated Damian Desire to retain the WrestleDrag Championship
- Bryn Thorne defeated Gin Sevani
- Cereal Man defeated Ricky Tenacious
- Heidi Howitzer and Daddi Doom defeated Ray Lyn and DARK Sheik
results: 7/7/2023 AMERICAN SCREAM
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Veda Scott, refereed by Nuk Nuk Johnson and Wiggles
- MacDaddy M Y L O defeated Allie Katch to become NEW Best Athlete in the East Bay Double Golden Fannypacks Champion
The CAUTION and Vipress came to the ring. DARK Sheik and Vipress said they would soon be tag team champions, and Anton Voorhees said he would be a part of team Hoodslam against the Fallen in the main event. DARK Sheik said she would be there with him, but Vipress disagreed. The Lost Treasures then came to the ring and said that they surely would be next to the fight the tag team champions after beating Sheik and Vipress last month, leading to…
2. Vipress defeated Lara Frazier
Afterwards, Sheik said she would still support Anton in tonights main event, against Vipresseseeses wishes, leading to her smashing Sheik in the teeth with a microphone. As the Lost Treasures laughed at this broken home, Intergalactic Tag Team Champions Juice Lee and El Chupacabra [with OKAMI] came to the ring and attacked all four would be challengers, leading to…
3. Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul defeatd El Chupacabra and Juice Lee and The CAUTION Anton Voorhees and DARK Sheik to become NEW Intergalactic Tag Team Champions
4. Kidd Bandit defeated Jack Cartwheel
5. Da Squaaad [ Kenny K, Hop Daddy and Alpha Zo] defeated EMO HEADS [ Brooke Havok, TV’s Alan Angels and Brutal Emo Rob Hands] after Brutal Rob just got too darn emotional.
6. Brittany Wonder defeated Mighty Mayra to remain GLAMpion, but after the match she was attacked by Da Squaaad and they stole her GLAMpionship Title!
7. Anton Voorhees, El Chupacabra and Allie Katch defeated She, her shadowy consort and Hollywood Cereal Man, and by stipulation everyone didn’t die. But some did. Many a Hoodslammer took part, and though we got knocked down, we got back up, we are tiiitaaaaniiiiummmm
watch it on FITE+ you lucky survivors
results: 6/23/22 Sunny Days
from Oakland Metro Operahouse outdoor location on 3rd and Castro, featuring commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, and referees Nuk Nuk/ Wiggles
- Lara Frazier defeated PitFall Jones
The moment of silence for Drugz Bunny was interrupted by the Stoner Brothers of the Boom Gang, who had attacked Drugz before he was murdered by the Fallen at the last event. They introduced us to the latest hired gun hired by Boom Gang member James C. They were into turn interrupted by Cereal Man, Marcelo Montoya and Joey Gonzo, who challenged the Boom Gang to a match.
2. Rick Stoner, Scott Stoner and Lil Crush defeated the New Dawgz
3. Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul defeated DARK Sheik and Vipress
After the match, Anton Voorhees suggested to infighting Sheik and Vipress that they stop arguing and just break up as a team. They decided otherwise and left together, leaving Anton to invite The Fallen to the ring. She, her dusky cohort and Evil Cereal Man answered the call.
An arrangement was made in that The Fallen would end their murderous ways if Hoodslam offered three sacrifices for She and returned the demon dog kidnapped by the Emo Heads at last event. Anton retaliated with a 3 on 3 match, and if Hoodslam won that they would murder nobody again, but She did not seem to be concerned about the difference, stating that the 3 would die regardless.
4. El Chupacabra and Juice Lee defeated Kenny K and Alpha Zo to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
5. MacDaddy M Y L O defeated Mighty Mayra
6. Leader of the EMO Heads Brooke Havok defeated Kidd Bandit
After the match, The Fallen came to claim their kidnapped demon dog, as agreed. Emo Rob Hands couldn’t just hand over the killer of his friend Sweet Boone, though, and instead of handing him over unloaded 5 shots into the dog with Sweet Boone’s own gun.
This caused a battle between Emo Rob and the the dusky cohort of She, one that almost proved fatal. Lil Crush would come to defend all of Hoodslam, and unfortunately paid the ultimate price. The Fallen claimed their 6th victim.
hey watch this on FITE+ whenever you want and as much as you want for 7.99 a month plus like all the gcw’s and other stuff.
ROSTER PAGE UPDATES
Hi, we didn’t add bios to everyone yet but we put them all in factions and add photo gallery for every crew and like a little bio, and i dunno i think its pretty cool, go check it out
DARK Sheik / KTVU news talk Hoodslam!
We don’t know how to embed the video, but click on the link and check it out! Thanks Amber Lee ~~
It’s kinda incredible how they can come film at 5 and have it on the news by 10. Wow what a wrld
6/23 AND 7/7 IN OAKLAND
Hoodslam – Sunny Days
6/23/23 6ish doors/7 PM show
Oakland, California 21+ dontbringyourfnkids
Streaming on fite+
birdswillfall.com // @hoodslam on things
Previously, on Hoodslam – The Fallen first appeared at 3/3/23, where they emerged from a tear in reality and killed four of our roster, including our champion.
She, an angel with an exposed golden skull. Her shadowy demon consort. Hollywood CerealMan who emerged here years ago and acted as a sleeper cell. Evil demon Lil BJ, a creature that came to our dimension last fall and embedded itself as the reincarnated dog of Sweet Boone : they returned at 6/2/23 and threatened to again decimate our roster.
The EMO Heads Brooke Havok and Brutally Emo Rob Hands were able to kidnap one of the Fallens flock, the demon dog that killed Robs friend Sweet Boone. It was at the expense of Emo Head Alan Angels.
Hoodslammers were able to rescue him from sudden death, but Anton Voorhees had the triangle ripped off his face in bloody consequence. Others were able to retreat with the wounded, but Drugz Bunny chose to fight. Once more The Fallen fatally massacred one of ours when She used our Golden GiG Championship to slit the throat of Drugz Bunny.
At 6/23/23 – with another of ours dead and one of theirs captured – The Fallen again descend upon Hoodslam.
Featuring:
Vipress
DARK Sheik
MacDaddy M Y L O
BOOM GANG
PitFall Jones
Lara Frazier
El Chupacabra
Juice Lee
Cereal Man
Kidd Bandit debuts
More to be announced
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody
Card Subject to Extinction
Hoodslam – The American Scream 7/7/23
11:59PM EST/ 9PM PST Oakland, California
21+ dontshowyourfnkids, LIVE ON FITE +
The survivors of the last incursion by The Fallen have little time to stop and smell the roses. The world keeps spinning, demands must be supplied. Desperate cries wail out and join in harmony with the American Scream.
The Hoodslammers had split into factions in efforts to find strength and comfort in numbers. While friendships have blossomed, so has opportunity for loss. Not a group stands that hasn’t been affected by tragedy or been guilty of betrayal.
Madness looms like pollution on the skyline, the sunset more endearing through its distorted lens. The American Scream sings a song and we all hum along.
Featuring [assuming they survive 6/23/23]:
– Allie Katch defends the Best Athlete in the Eastbay Golden Fannypacks Championship
– current Intergalactic Tag Team Champions El Chupacabra and Juice Lee
– Hop Daddy and Kenny K of the Squaaad
– EMO Heads Brooke Havok, Alan Angels and Brutal Emo Rob
– The CAUTION [Anton Voorhees // DARK Sheik] and Vipress
– Jack of Cartwheel
More to come* card subject to change
results: 6/2/2023 The New Hoodslam
From Oakland Continental Club, Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson
- EMOHEADS Stone Cold Brooke Havok, Brutal Emo Rob Hands & Alan Angels defeated LOST TREASURES Joe DeSoul, Matt Carlos & Laura Frazier
- Best Athlete In The East Bay Championship Match Allie Katch (c) defeated Vipress after interference from DARK Sheik backfired…maybe. Afterwards, Vipress walked out on DARK Sheik
- Intergalactic Tag Team Championships Match: Juice Lee & El Chupacabra defeated The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick Stoner & Rick Scott Stoner) to become the new Champions.
- DARK Sheik defeated Jack Cartwheel after interference from Vipress and Lita. After the match, DARK Sheik and Vipress appeared to reconcile, though nobody really felt comfortable about it.
- Link to the Future Anton Voorhees defeated Lucha Ghoul Sonico
- Fatal Four Way Match For The GLAMpionship: Ultragirl Brittany Wonder (c) defeated AfroPunk Trish Adora, Sandra Moone and MacDaddy M Y L O
- James C vs. Drugz Bunny was declared a no contest after the ring was filled with crashing birds. The Fallen then made their return [ Hollywood Cereal Man, Evil Demon Lil BJ, the unnamed dusky shadow demon, and the unnamed fallen angel referred to as She or Her] The EMO Heads Brooke Havok and Brutally Emo Rob Hands were able to kidnap one of the Fallens flock, the demon dog that killed Robs friend Sweet Boone. It was at the expense of injury to Emo Head Alan Angels. Hoodslammers were able to rescue him from sudden death, but Anton Voorhees had the triangle ripped off his face in bloody consequence. Others were able to retreat with the wounded, but Drugz Bunny chose to fight. Once more The Fallen fatally massacred one of ours when She used our Golden GiG Championship to slit the throat of Drugz Bunny.
rip drugz bunny
what do the posters mean?
Based off New Mutants #38, this cover featured the team dreaming themselves walking into their own graves. QUITE APRAPOS, as the The Fallen have stated that they will return for the first time since murdering four of our roster at the Fall of the Hoodslammer 3/3/23. The Hoodslammers left have only ever known a life of battle, but what happens when that life is on the line?
WHY THE NEW HOODSLAM?
As the blood still dries on unholy soil, an ALL NEW ALL DIFFERENT Hoodslam starts to bloom. Based off the iconic and famous and you should know it cover to GIANT SIZE X-MEN #1, a new team found themselves replacing the old team, ushering in the Wolverines, Storms, Nightcrawlers and Collossi we all know to this day. Will this be the start of a new generation of world warriors come to Oakland?
6/2 THE NEW HOODSLAM
COME ONE, COME ALL TO A FABULOUS SHOW
watch LIVE on FITE+ Streaming
https://www.fite.tv/vl/p/hoodslam/
This Friday at the Continental Club in Oakland https://www.eventbrite.com/o/hoodslam-15110219281
Allie Katch defends the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks v VIPRESS
Anton Voorhees faces the debuting SONICO
EMO HEADS Brooke Havok / Alan Angels / Brutally EMO Rob Hands v LOST TREASURES Matt Carlos / Joe DeSoul / for some reason Lara Frazier
DARK Sheik against the equally debuting JACK of CARTWHEEL
The Stoner Brothers of the BOOM GANG defend their newly won intergalactic Tag Team Championship against El Chupacabra and Juice Lee
Trish Adora, M Y L O, Sandra Moone, Brittany Wonder… maybe all in one match?
In an Entertania 2 Rematch, Drugz Bunny takes on James C
ALSO the return of THE FALLEN, invaders from a dimensional gateway torn into our reality when a sentient atomic bomb detonated itself during a Golden GiG Championship match. These same invaders who committed the Fall of the Hoodslammer 3/3/23 when they no-future-endeavored Glorious Banana, Sweet Boone, Bat-Manuel and our Golden GiG Champion PONG, and then absconded with said Golden GiG. The stench of death and angels signify their approach…birds will fall…