Brittany Wonder had her championship stolen after defending it successfully at 7/7/23 American Scream. In face, she was the longest reigning champion in all of Hoodslam, having held the GLAMpionship since June 4th, 2022.
She was able to gain some revenge against HOP DADDY at 8/4/23 U Up, but it wasn’t until 8/18/23 that the two went head to head for the title.
For the better of Squaad and the worse for Wonder, Hop Daddy was able to dethrone the Ultragirl after repeated interference from Da Squaad mates Kenny K and Alpha Zo. It pays to be in a faction in the new Hoodslam.
Hop Daddy defeated Brittany Wonder to become the GLAMpion
Juice Lee defeated Kenny K, Lara Frazier and FunnyBone in a fatal fourway
James C defeated El Chupacabra and DARK Sheik in a triple threat to gain the prize of booking rights at 10/6/23 Fuck The Fans event
post match, Ricky and Scott Stoner and James C would be interrupted by Lost Treasures Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier. A match was made where the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship would be defended vs The Booking rights of FTF.
Sweetpea performed burlesque
Vipress defeated EFFY
The Federal Bureau of EMOstigations defeated D-Torch and Brutal Rob Hands. FBE member #1 stated she hopes Brooke Havok dies in prison. FBE #2 seemed miffed by this, but there were still dangerous levels of EMO being emitted, and the two arrested Scene-sei D-Torch. Big Brutty sad and alone.
MacDaddy MYLO defeated Alpha Zo to remain Best Athlete in the Eastbay Golden Fannypacks Champion. Da Squaaad members Hop Daddy and Kenny K attempted to attack MYLO and steal her Golden Fannypacks as they did to Brittany Wonder and her GLAMpionship, but Brittany appeared with a chair and hit them with it a lot, saving MYLO from suffering the same fate.
Lost Treasures Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier defeated BOOM GANG Ricky Stoner and Scotty Stoner to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship and gain the booking rights to 10/6/23 FUCK THE FANS
Lethal Lotter Tournament 1st Phase: DARK Sheik, Vipress, Joe DeSoul and Richard Shhhnary defeated Hop Daddy, Juice Lee, Brittany Wonder and Scotty Stoner…
Lethal Lottery 2nd Phase: DARK Sheik and Joe DeSoul defeated Vipress and Richard Shhhnary…
Lethal Lottery Final Phase: DARK Sheik defeated Joe DeSoul…
HoodFighter Tournament SemiFinals:
El Chupacabra defeated Cereal Man…
Ricky Stoner received a bye when Brooke Havok was arrested by the Federal Bureau of EMOstigations for emitting dangerous levels of EMO…
Hoodfighter Tournament Finals:
El Chupacabra defeated Ricky Stoner…
James C won the Battle Royal of Supremacy also featuring Lara Frazier, MacDaddy MYLO, Johnny Butabi, Joey Smoak, Joey Gonzo, Brutal Rob Hands, D-Torch and Mighty Mayra
if you notice up in the menu it now has a link to the merchandise shop/give section at the churchofwrestling.com , we’re now sharing it and have some hoodslam gear up there, too!
how convenient, for those of you who are sheik AND hoodslam fans
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Veda Scott, refereed by Nuk Nuk Johnson and Wiggles
MacDaddy M Y L O defeated Allie Katch to become NEW Best Athlete in the East Bay Double Golden Fannypacks Champion
The CAUTION and Vipress came to the ring. DARK Sheik and Vipress said they would soon be tag team champions, and Anton Voorhees said he would be a part of team Hoodslam against the Fallen in the main event. DARK Sheik said she would be there with him, but Vipress disagreed. The Lost Treasures then came to the ring and said that they surely would be next to the fight the tag team champions after beating Sheik and Vipress last month, leading to…
2. Vipress defeated Lara Frazier
Afterwards, Sheik said she would still support Anton in tonights main event, against Vipresseseeses wishes, leading to her smashing Sheik in the teeth with a microphone. As the Lost Treasures laughed at this broken home, Intergalactic Tag Team Champions Juice Lee and El Chupacabra [with OKAMI] came to the ring and attacked all four would be challengers, leading to…
3. Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul defeatd El Chupacabra and Juice Lee and The CAUTION Anton Voorhees and DARK Sheik to become NEW Intergalactic Tag Team Champions
4. Kidd Bandit defeated Jack Cartwheel
5. Da Squaaad [ Kenny K, Hop Daddy and Alpha Zo] defeated EMO HEADS [ Brooke Havok, TV’s Alan Angels and Brutal Emo Rob Hands] after Brutal Rob just got too darn emotional.
6. Brittany Wonder defeated Mighty Mayra to remain GLAMpion, but after the match she was attacked by Da Squaaad and they stole her GLAMpionship Title!
7. Anton Voorhees, El Chupacabra and Allie Katch defeated She, her shadowy consort and Hollywood Cereal Man, and by stipulation everyone didn’t die. But some did. Many a Hoodslammer took part, and though we got knocked down, we got back up, we are tiiitaaaaniiiiummmm
from Oakland Metro Operahouse outdoor location on 3rd and Castro, featuring commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, and referees Nuk Nuk/ Wiggles
Lara Frazier defeated PitFall Jones
The moment of silence for Drugz Bunny was interrupted by the Stoner Brothers of the Boom Gang, who had attacked Drugz before he was murdered by the Fallen at the last event. They introduced us to the latest hired gun hired by Boom Gang member James C. They were into turn interrupted by Cereal Man, Marcelo Montoya and Joey Gonzo, who challenged the Boom Gang to a match.
2. Rick Stoner, Scott Stoner and Lil Crush defeated the New Dawgz
3. Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul defeated DARK Sheik and Vipress
After the match, Anton Voorhees suggested to infighting Sheik and Vipress that they stop arguing and just break up as a team. They decided otherwise and left together, leaving Anton to invite The Fallen to the ring. She, her dusky cohort and Evil Cereal Man answered the call.
An arrangement was made in that The Fallen would end their murderous ways if Hoodslam offered three sacrifices for She and returned the demon dog kidnapped by the Emo Heads at last event. Anton retaliated with a 3 on 3 match, and if Hoodslam won that they would murder nobody again, but She did not seem to be concerned about the difference, stating that the 3 would die regardless.
4. El Chupacabra and Juice Lee defeated Kenny K and Alpha Zo to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
5. MacDaddy M Y L O defeated Mighty Mayra
6. Leader of the EMO Heads Brooke Havok defeated Kidd Bandit
After the match, The Fallen came to claim their kidnapped demon dog, as agreed. Emo Rob Hands couldn’t just hand over the killer of his friend Sweet Boone, though, and instead of handing him over unloaded 5 shots into the dog with Sweet Boone’s own gun.
This caused a battle between Emo Rob and the the dusky cohort of She, one that almost proved fatal. Lil Crush would come to defend all of Hoodslam, and unfortunately paid the ultimate price. The Fallen claimed their 6th victim.
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Hi, we didn’t add bios to everyone yet but we put them all in factions and add photo gallery for every crew and like a little bio, and i dunno i think its pretty cool, go check it out
Previously, on Hoodslam – The Fallen first appeared at 3/3/23, where they emerged from a tear in reality and killed four of our roster, including our champion.
She, an angel with an exposed golden skull. Her shadowy demon consort. Hollywood CerealMan who emerged here years ago and acted as a sleeper cell. Evil demon Lil BJ, a creature that came to our dimension last fall and embedded itself as the reincarnated dog of Sweet Boone : they returned at 6/2/23 and threatened to again decimate our roster.
The EMO Heads Brooke Havok and Brutally Emo Rob Hands were able to kidnap one of the Fallens flock, the demon dog that killed Robs friend Sweet Boone. It was at the expense of Emo Head Alan Angels.
Hoodslammers were able to rescue him from sudden death, but Anton Voorhees had the triangle ripped off his face in bloody consequence. Others were able to retreat with the wounded, but Drugz Bunny chose to fight. Once more The Fallen fatally massacred one of ours when She used our Golden GiG Championship to slit the throat of Drugz Bunny.
At 6/23/23 – with another of ours dead and one of theirs captured – The Fallen again descend upon Hoodslam.
Featuring:
Vipress
DARK Sheik
MacDaddy M Y L O
BOOM GANG
PitFall Jones
Lara Frazier
El Chupacabra
Juice Lee
Cereal Man
Kidd Bandit debuts
More to be announced
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody
Card Subject to Extinction
Hoodslam – The American Scream 7/7/23
11:59PM EST/ 9PM PST Oakland, California
21+ dontshowyourfnkids, LIVE ON FITE +
The survivors of the last incursion by The Fallen have little time to stop and smell the roses. The world keeps spinning, demands must be supplied. Desperate cries wail out and join in harmony with the American Scream.
The Hoodslammers had split into factions in efforts to find strength and comfort in numbers. While friendships have blossomed, so has opportunity for loss. Not a group stands that hasn’t been affected by tragedy or been guilty of betrayal.
Madness looms like pollution on the skyline, the sunset more endearing through its distorted lens. The American Scream sings a song and we all hum along.
Featuring [assuming they survive 6/23/23]:
– Allie Katch defends the Best Athlete in the Eastbay Golden Fannypacks Championship
– current Intergalactic Tag Team Champions El Chupacabra and Juice Lee
– Hop Daddy and Kenny K of the Squaaad
– EMO Heads Brooke Havok, Alan Angels and Brutal Emo Rob
– The CAUTION [Anton Voorhees // DARK Sheik] and Vipress
