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results: FUCK THE FANS IX 10/5/18

Stoner U Preshow hosted by Scott Rickerson, Screaming Eagle Texas Mike O Shea and Shawn Michaels Allen

1. Da Squad Kenny K and D Rogue defeated Masters of the Powerbomb Brutal Rob Hands and Rick Scott Stoner after Hip Hop Harry and Shakira Spears (also of Da Squad) interfered

2. Master Markus Eriks defeated Bart-Man

Hoodslam commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, music by the Hoodslam Band (known tonight as 3 Dicks Mafia)

Due to his victory at the Battle Royal of Supremacy in August, this show and its matches excluding the Rumble were controlled by Cereal Man

  1.  “Drunken Justice” Bat Manuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi defeated “Millennial Falcons” Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler in a Last Man Drinking Match to become the NEW Intergalactic Tag Team Champions
  2. Juiced Lee defeated Matt Carlos
  3. Big B defeated Hollywood Cereal Man to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
  4. Drugz Bunny defeated James C and Referee Wiggles in a Triple Threat Match to retain the Golden Gig
  5. Cereal Man defeated Hollywood Cereal Man in a Loser Leaves Town Match
  6. Royal Rumble of Ranking Ramifications, for a shot at Golden Gig First Friday of November:

Matt Carlos won, last eliminating Lady K and Juiced Lee.  Other entrants included: Otto Von Clutch, Jesus Kruze, Shakira Spears, Hip Hop Harry, D-Rogue, Kenny K, Funnybone, El Chupacabra, Super Beast, DARK Sheik, Anton Voorhees, Ean Hancement, Brittany Wonder, Super Tiger, Coach Joey Nuggs, Kal Jack, Brutal Rob Hands, Thicc Martel, Royce Isaacs, Rick Scott Stoner, Scott Rick Stoner, Nurse Ratchet, Stevie T, Markus Eriks, Ecco the Dolphin, Anthony Butabi and a surprise appearance by Pooh Jack

 

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RESULTS: 9/30/18 FOLSOM STREET FAIR

Folsom Street Fair, Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave

Referees Wiggles, Nuk Nuk Johnson and Pat Downs

Set A:

1. The Stoner Brothers defeated Big B and Bart-Man, Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands & DrewBoy and Charlie Chaplin in a fatal four way

2. Millennial Falcons Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler defeated Sailor Jupiter and Glorious Banana to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

 

Set B:

1. Brutal Rob Hands defeated Glorious Banana and Rick Scott Stoner in a Last Man Standing Match

2. Coach Nuggs defeated Snorlax

3. Big B defeated DrewBoy to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

4. Black Widow and Ecco the Dolphin fought to a no contest after the Stoner Brothers attacked both participants, setting up the main event

 

Set C:

  1. Coach Joey Nuggs defeated Glorious Banana
  2. Calvin, Hobbes, Ecco the Dolphin and Black Widow defeated The Stoner Brothers, DrewBoy and Berkeley Bralwer

Heres a clip from Bros facebook bros!

 

results: Savage Henry x Hoodslam at Eureka Municipal Auditorium 9/15/18

Hosted by Wonder Dave and an assembly of comedians who’s names we didn’t totally write down!

Music by the Hoodslam Band!

1. Millennial Falcons Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary defeated Nurse Ratched and Ultragirl Brittany Wonder to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championshup

2. Big B and Coach Joey Nuggs fought to a no contest after Referee Wiggles and Referee Nuk Nuk Johnson were both incapacitated. Big B retained the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

3. The Stoner Brothers Rick Scott and Scott Rick Stoner defeated James C, Drugz Bunny and Juiced Lee after the latter team fell to infighting

4. Steven Tresario defeated Brutal Rob Hands, Ken Masters and Super Beast in a fatal four way

5. Otis the Gimp defeated Zangev Darevko

6. Drugz Bunny defeated James C and Juiced Lee after counting the three count himself with Wiggles limp hand after Wiggles fainted.  He is presumably the new Golden Gig Champion!……?

 

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RESULTS: 9/7/18 Identity Crisis

Stoner U Preshow hosted by Scott Rickerson and Screamin Eagle Mike O Shea, Ring Announcer Shawn Michaels Allen

  1. Da Squad (Kenny K and D Rougue) defeated Black Cat Joey Smoak and Steven Tresario

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by the Hoodslam Band

  1.  Big B defeated Link to the Future Anton Voorhees to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
  2. Millennial Falcons Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary defeated Bat Manuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi & El Chupacabra and Super Beast after Hip Hop Harry, Kenny K and D Rogue attacked Chupacabra and Super Beast
  3. Matt Carlos (Formerly known as Ryu) defeated Anthony Butabi
  4. Rekka/Royce Isaacs/Naomi Yoshimura (Team DDT) defeated The Stoner Brothers Rick and Scott Stoner & Nurse Ratchet
  5. The Talent Ean Hancement (w/Robot DARK Sheiks head) defeated Super Tiger and Brutal Rob Hands (w/Coach Nuggs and Clay Jack) in a triple threat match
  6. Referee Wiggles and James C defeated Drugz Bunny and Juiced Lee after Matt Carlos interfered
  7. Woah Woah Dojo (Coach Joey Nuggs and Karate Clay Jack) defeated hoodWorldOrder (Hollywood Cereal Man and UltraGirl Brittany Wonder) after Hollywood Cereal Man was distracted by the good Cereal Man

post match, it was established that Cereal Man would fight Hollywood Cereal Man in a match where the Loser Leaves Hoodslam!

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RESULTS: SO-CALiente 8/25/18

Hosted by Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and eventually also Broseph Joe Brody too

 

  1. Otto Von Clutch defeated Sassy Assassin
  2. Kid Omega defeated Senor Buttons
  3. Big B defeated Coach Joey Nuggs to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
  4. Hollywood Cereal Man defeated The Tickle Monster
  5. Professional Peter Avalon defeated Nurse Ratchet, El Chupacabra and Brutal Rob Hands
  6. Fidel Bravo defeated Lyger Rivera
  7. D-Torch defeated Dominic Kubrick
  8. Sexy Chino defeated PBJ Banana in a Last Man Standing Match

 

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RESULTS: Sexy Goodtime Anime Show 8/19/2018

 

Hosted by Anton Voorhees and Wonder Dave!

1. Anime South Park versions of Stan, Kyle and Professor Chaos defeated Ash Ketchum, Pikachu and Snorlax from Pokemon

2.  Kill La Kill defeated Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion

3. Sailor Jupiter from Sailor Moon and Kirito from Sword Art Online and defeated Spike from Cowboy Bebop and Morrigan from Dark Stalkers

4. Captain Harlock defeated Yajirobe

5. Piccolol, Vegeta, Goku and Nappa all had a match…

 

nobody took notes.  i don’t really know the names.  If you’re curious, go to our TWITCH channel and watch the whole show FREE!

HOODSLAM UPCOMING STUFFFFFFS

SUNDAY THE 19TH – we pay tribute to ANIME for the first time ever at SF Oasis in San Francisco!  Daydrinking yall, show starts at 3pm!  Come in costume!

AUGUST 25TH – We invite folks from So Cal to come strut their stuff on our stage.  A showcase of our talented bros and sis from down south!

SEPTEMBER 7TH – We’re back on first friday for Identity Crisis!  James C and Ref Wiggles (?!) defend the Golden Gig against Juiced Lee and Drugz Bunny, and the Cereal Man of Good times confronts his Hollywood Doppleganger that displaced him the last 8 months.  The Fuck the Fans IX 10/5/18 event takes form!

SEPTEMBER 15TH – Savage Henry asked us to do a kick ass show.  And a kick ass show we will do.  The Eureka Municipal Auditorium is gonna get got; Prepare your bodies, minds and souls.  FUCK YEAH!

RESULTS 8/3/18 Battle Royal of Supremacy

Stoner U Pre Show hosted by Scott Rickerson and Screaming Eagle Mike O Shea, Ring Announcer Shawn Michaels Allen

1. Markus Eriks defeated Joey Smoak

2. Super Beast (w/Funnybone and El Chupacabra) defeated Hip Hop Harry after attacking him before the bell.

 

Hoodslam at Oakland Metro Operahouse, hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Anthony Rivera Butabi

Music by Hoodslam Band

1. Big B defeated The Talent Ean Hancement (w/Robot Sheik’s Head) to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

2. Funnybone and El Chupacabra defeated New U Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands to advance to the semi finals of the Intergalactic Tag Team Tournament Championship

Golden Gig Champion James C and Referee Wiggles came to the ring.  James said that he tried to be a good friend to Juiced Lee and Drugz Bunny, but it was never enough for either of them, and his true best friend Referee Wiggles helped him see that.  However, he still wants to make it right with his friends Juiced and Drugz.  Juiced Lee came to the ring, but soon all were interrupted by Cobra Corey Kreese and Steven Tresario, who stated that they were sick of these two hogging the Golden Gig spots, and they wanted in.

3. James C and Juiced Lee defeated Corey Kreese and Steven Tresario

Post match, Juiced Lee conveyed silently that this quick partnership was not enough to make amends, and that he wanted the heart of Wiggles – which expedited the exit of James and said Wiggly one.

4. Manny Faberino defeated DARK Sheik. Post match, we gave him a cake for his 18th birthday.  Then we shoved his face in it and left him alone in the ring.  Welcome to being an adult.

5. Ultragirl Brittany Wonder defeated Queen of Suplexes Nicole Mathias after interference from Doc Atrocity, Hollywood Cereal Man and Nurse Ratchet.  The group affirmed that their Hood World Order was back on the same page, and would win tonights Battle Royal of Supremacy

6. Drugz Bunny defeated Bison Braddock.  He called out the whole sordid ensemble from before, and after some back and forth, James C found a way to make peace with his former friends.  At September’s “IDENTITY CRISIS”, Drugz Bunny and Juiced Lee will team to challenge for the Golden Gig in a tag team match against James C… and Referee Wiggles!

– The Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner came to the ring to take on BatManuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi in a semi final match in the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship.  They were soon interrupted by other semi finalists Funnybone and El Chupacabra, as well as Millennial Falcons Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler.  All agreed to have a fourway Final on the spot

 

7. The Millennial Falcons defeated FunnyBone and El Chupacabra, The Stoner Brothers & BatManuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi in a fatal four way to become Intergalactic Tag Team Champions

8. (Not) Ryu defeated Ken Masters in a Hair v Hair Match

9. Cereal Man (The GOOD one!) returned to win the Battle Royal of Supremacy, last eliminating Hollywood Cereal Man.  He now gains control of who wrestles who at Fuck the Fans IX on 10/5/18!

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Fuck the fans!