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2018Results, Results

results: HOODFIGHTER 12/7/18

 

Stoner U preshow hosted by Screamin Eagle Mike O Shea and Scott Rickerson, ring announcer Shawn M Allen

  1.  Big B defeated Da Shade to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Link to the Future Anton Voorhees, music by the Hoodslam Band

Tournament round one:
1. Richard Shhhnary defeated Kal Jack
2. James C v Juiced Lee was ruled a  draw after a double pin
3. Brutal Rob Hands defeated Glorious Banana

  •  Johnny Drinko Butabi let the fans know that his partner in the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship was injured, and a new partner would be found later tonight.

4. Ean Hancement defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi

  • Post match, Ean Hancement would claim that the “Baby Robot DARK Sheik” is the real DARK Sheik, and that the one in The CAUION 2 is an imposter.

Chaos Rules Tag Match for a shot at Intergalactic Tag Team Championship at 1/4/19 SCHISM:
5.  The Disenchanted (Lady K, Funnybone & El Chupacabra) defeated The CAUTION 2 (DARK Sheik, Boone & Cereal Man) and The Stoner Brothers & Brittany Wonder

  •   Cereal Man quit The CAUTION 2 before the match ended.

Tournament 2nd round:
Richard Shhhnary reciebed a bye
6. Brutal Rob Hands defeated Ean Hancement

  •  DARK Sheik and Boone would distract Ean to cause the finish, then attacked him until Anton Voorhees made the save.  DARK Sheik stole the robot baby version of himself, and all four agreed to CAUTION v CAUTION 2 at 1/4/19 SCHISM

Golden Gig Championship Match

7.  Matt Carlos defeated HB Ken to retain the Golden Gig

Fatal Four Way to crown one half of the Tag Team Championship:
Steven Tresario defeated Sensei Joey Nuggs, Kobra Kai Corey Kreese, Hip Hop Harry, and Berkeley Brawler to become one half of the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

Tournament Finals:
8.  Richard Shhhnary defeated Brutal Rob Hands

 

watch the whole thing on twitch OR youtube NOW and FREE

 

2018Results, Results

results: Sexy Good Time Wrestle Show “Sleazy As Fuck” 11/25/2018

Hosted by Wonder Dave and Broseph Joe Brody from San Francisco Oasis!

1. Juiced Lee defeated Steven Tresario

2. FunnyBone defeated D Rouge, Da Shade and Berkeley Brawler in a Fatal Fourway

3. The Stoner Brothers – Rick Scott and Scott Rick Stoner defeated Woah Woah Dojo – Karate Kal Jack and Sensei Joey Nuggs

4. Richard Shhhnary defeated Link to the Future Anton Voorhees in a Sanctum of Silence Match

5. Glorious Banana, Calvin & Hobbes defeated The CAUTION (CAUTION) 2 – DARK Sheik Khan Abadi, Boone Man & Bernie Phaeton (some guy Boone man found at BART on the way there).  Bernie Phaeton was fired from The Caution 2 after dying.

 

THESE ACCOMANYING PHOTOS ARE COURTESY OF DJ BEARZBUB

 

2018Results, Results

results: Hoodslam 80s for the Ladies (11/16/2018)

Hosted by Axel Brose, music from the Hoodslam Band!

  1. Mad Max defeated HOBOCOP
  2. Prince defeated Doc Brown, Big Daddy Kane and John Bender in a Fatal Fourway
  3. Rowdy Roddy Otis the Gimp defeated King Kong Bundy
  4. Bigfoot from Harry and the Hendersons defeated Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
  5. The Stoner Brothers defeated Hanz & Franz
  6. Freddie Mercury defeated Weird Al Yankovic in a “Loser Shaves Their Mustache” Match

Watch it FREE on our twitch channel, twitch.tv/hoodslam !

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NOVEMBERsMANIA – 11/16 in OAK, 11/25 in SF!

The fun doesn’t stop on first fridays!  In fact, we’re doing every week next year!  I think we mentioned that on every platform but the website…maybe we did?  uhhh, anywho, our super awesome much favorited EIGHTIES NIGHT is upon us!  We will pay tribute to video games, movie stars, athletes, musicians… pretty much anything 80s.  Join in the fun by coming in costume too!

 

Then a mere 9ish days later, we’ll bet at San Francisco’s OASIS nightclub…in the DAYTIME!  Cooky, huh?  Our 3pm show is officially SLEAZY AS FUCK, come see why.  Unless you’re a kid. DONTBRINGYOURFNKIDS.  to any hoodslam.  ever.  We’ll make it super clear if your supposed to bring’em ever. Sorry chil’ren, its just most of you dumb kids don’t have any stupid money yet.  Maybe when you’re older.

2018Results, Results

From Oakland Metro Operahouse 11/2/18

 

Stoner U Preshow hosted by Scott Rickerson, Screamin Eagle Mike O Shea and Shawn M. Allen

  1. Drew BatBoy Vincent defeated Bart-Man

 

Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Music by the Hoodslam Band

  1. The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) & Drunken Justice (Bat Manuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi) defeated DDS and Jesus Bryce (Representing Kaiju Attack Wrestling) & The Millennial Falcons (Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler)
  2. Big B defeated Angel of Flight Mike Mathews to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bat Golden Fannypacks Championship
  3. Disenchanted (Lady K, FunnyBone, Super Beast and El Chupacabra) defeated Da Squaaaaaaad (Kenny K, Hip Hop Harry, Shakira Spears and D-Rogue)
  4. Shotzi Blackheart defeated Joey Ryan
  5. Woah Woah Dokjo (Coach Joey Nuggs and Karate Kal Jack) & Brutal Rob Hands defeated The CAUTION 2 (Sheik Khan Abadi, Boon & Glorious Banana)
  6. Wild Card Survivor Series Match:  Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement were the survivors of the team also including Wrestling Pro Wrestlings Hobo, Fight Club Finland’s Solomon S and Handsome Devil Anthony Butabi defeating the team of Juiced Lee, Cereal Man, Super Tiger, James C and Royce Isaacs
  7. Hidden Gem Matt Carlos defeated Drugz Bunny to win the Golden Gig Championship

 

The entire show is up on our twitch channel FOR FREE. 

News

Hoodslammers coming to YOU in Arizona, LA, Chicago

We’re gonna try and do a good job of letting you know when you can see us OUTSIDE of our own bubble.  Here’s some upcoming friendlies!

Bar Wrestling is like our so cal cousin – they look kinda like us, so we think they’re attractive.  Regularly featuring a ton of talent that you probably recognize from your television boxes and internet holes, this night is a tribute to the Undead!  Featuring Su Yung, Brian Cage, Scorpio Sky, Jeff Cobb, Joey Ryan, a ton of other great talent and even our own safety and sanitation official, NURSE RATCHET!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She’ll be teaming with the ever impressive DOOM FLY to take on Heather Monroe, Professional Peter Avalon and the radical Ray Rosas!  …they don’t actually call him radical, we just like to illiterate…  he is pretty radical though.  Buy tickets online for $25, OR WAIT TILL ITS $40 AT THE DOOR… shit, we should do that…

 

 

 

 

November 3rd!  It’s Cactus League Wrestling in Arizona!  You can see a bunch of names, and Broseph Joe Brody!  I..uh… didn’t really get any other information about it.

 

Nov 4th in Fresno, its Best of the West Wrestling TV Taping!  Hosted by AJ Kirsch (that guy Bro hangs out with i think) and also featuring a host of Hoodslam familiars such as Royce Isaacs, Steven Tresario and FunnyBone!  You might see a few other recognizables under different names… kayfabe.

 

 

 

On November 9th at THE NILE in Mesa, Arizona is Party Hard Wrestling’s “Raising Charizona”!  That’s a reference to a dope Nicholas Cage Movie, if you didn’t catch it…

 

ON THIS DAY, you’ll see clearly that DARK Sheik and the recently triumphantly returnedly returned Cereal Man!  Unfortunately, they’ll be against each other in the same match…along with 4 other competitors!  Maybe they’ll be smart enough to team up a little…

 

Party Hard Wrestling is on all the socials, they’ve even got a neat idea of a Golden Fannypack… it’s actually how we heard about’em!  All fair in love and wrestling, especially if ya book us!

 

 

 

NOVEMBER 10TH, the Hoodslam x KAIJU ATTACK talent exchange continues!  Not only will you be seeing Eric Priest and Mike Mathews return to Oakland on November 2nd, but we’ll be returning the favor on November 10th when Anton Voorhees challenges for their Championship Title against both of them!

 

Ya gotta imagine that’s gonna make their travel together the week before awkward, right?  Like, “yah, road trip, can’t wait to get home and beat you up!”.

 

 

 

 

 

Speaking of awkward travel arrangements, coming with Anton Voorhees is NURSE RATCHET!  She’s busy in November… you’d think she’d be busier in October?… anywhatzit, she’ll be bringing her bodybag cross country to take on Arc Williams!  She impressed all the the Hoodslammers who visited Chicago last time when she teamed with El Chupacabra in place of an injured Shotzi Blackheart.  But now she’s on the otherside of the syringe!

 

 

 

 

 

We’re a bunch more places.  We’ll try and keep ya in the loop!  Wanna see us in your town?  Send a line to hoodslam@gmail.com and we’ll see what goo squeezes out.

2018Results, Results

results: SEXY GOOD TIME HORROR BABYLON 10/21/2018

Hosted by Wonder Dave and Broseph Joe Brody

From San Francisco Oasis

 

  1. FunnyBone defeated Spartan and Spawn
  2. The Millennial Falcons defeated the Stoner Brothers to retain their fake cummerbund championships
  3.  2
  4. Handi Man defeated Hobbes, Uber Exec-Bart Man, DrewBoy, Chucky and Glorious Banana in a onefall sixway match
  5.  Pooh Jack defeated Nurse Ratchet
  6.  Count Thiccula defeated Trevor Belmont

 

We’re back at SF Oasis on November 25th!  Watch this event on twitch FREE at www.twitch.tv/hoodslam !

2018Results, Results

results: BLOODSLAM 10/19/2018

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by the Hoodslam band (known this evening as “skeetlejuice”)

 

  1.  Pogo the Clown defeated DrewBoy

 

Bloodslam:

Prisoner 1 v Bloodman

Prisoner 2, 3, 4 v Boss Brittany and the Orderlies

Prisoners v Placentor

Nightmare Battle Royal featuring DrewBat, Super Beastly, Kano, Oogie Woogie, Ninja Mechanic

LucyD / BB v Placentor/winner of Battle Royal

LucyD v Donnie D

2. Big B defeated Funnybone w/SuperBeast to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

 

watch it on twitch, this is surreal

www.hoodslam.tv

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wrestling…every week in january!

 

The times, they are UH changin… we used to do a show for free every couple months in a warehouse.  Now we’re doing them every week in an opera house, starting JANUARY 2019!  But not just the same ol, same ol AWESOME that we are already… no no, it gets even more AWEsomeR!

Hoodslam stays on first Fridays, but SECOND WEEK of every month is now our sister promotion for all the violent gals we know, GUILTY LETHAL ACTION MAYHEM aka GLAM!  3rd week?  We Hoodslam ya again with a real deep dive!   4th week, its a themed show EVERY MONTH at the Sexy GoodTime Wrestle Show!

 

If there’s 5 weeks, we’ll do a Stoner U event in the middle of the month at the metro.  It’ll be four times in 2019, and they’ll be dope too.

 

FOLLOW @SexyGoodTimeFTF  and @GLAMxOAK on all social medias!  Shits about to get wild!

 

Oh, and if you’re like “damn, 20 bucks a month x 4 is a lot”…. well, yeah.  Its free on twitch.  Watch it live and free on twitch.  UNLESS WE START CHARGING FOR THAT TOOO dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn