10/20 Aurora Obscura
hoodslam// aurora obscura
Oakland Continental Club
10/20/23 9pm-12 PM PST
21+, dontbringyourfnkids
FTF has ended, and with it another chapter in the accidental phenomenons year of our GiG 2023. FTFallout as it wreaks chaos on the strained relations between Hoodslammers, and the factions left in disarray.
A challenger is set for Golden GiG on 11/3. How will they and currently She Who Holds the Golden GiG Vipress cross paths?
The CAUTION and Boom Gang faced off in a match where the person pinned joins the other faction at FTF. Aurora Obscura, we see the ramifications.
After the collision that was Jaguar Montoya taking on Cereal Man with referee Joey Gonzo, will there be anything left of the New F’n Dawgz?
And now that the Lost Treasures [Matt Carlos, Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier] no longer hold the fate of Hoodslam in their hands, how will they proceed? And will the roster forgive them for their moment of control and what they did with it?
Aurora Obscura, an unclear dawn… a dark beginning… and the first stop on the road to Entertania 13!
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The first match announced is a never before seen match up! Straight from the Baldurs Gate 3 meme, its…
“Mastermold, Motherbrain, IronSlut” DARK Sheik v “Matriarch of Mayhem // Not Your Babe” Sawyer Wreck
The event will be hosted and commentated by Veda Scott and Broseph Joe Brody!
A match to determine a number one contender for the Best Athlete in the EastBay Double Golden Fannypacks Award Championship, participants to be announced on @hoodslam socials/birdswillfall.com
If they survive hoodslam until then, featuring performers from:
Anton Voorhees
da Squaad: Kenny K, Hop Daddy
The Stoner Brothers
EMO HEADS: Brooke Havok, Brutal Emo Rob Hands, D-Torch
Juice Lee
MacDaddy M Y L O
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Card subject to change, birdswillfall.com, @hoodslam
hoodslam // WRECKONING
11/3/2023, 7pm-10pm PST
Oakland Metro Operahouse Outdoor Combat Arena
21+, dontbringyourfnkids
After the obscured dawn comes a day of WRECKONING
And all signs point to ENTERTANIA 12/1
Vipress FINALLY defends her Golden GiG championship in her first official title defense against the winner of the FTF Rumble.
The Best Athlete in the EastBay Double Golden Fannypack Award Championship is defended.
The Intergalactic Tag Team Championship is on the line.
A title match for the GLAMpionship Belt .
And if we can get Joey Janela to ever sail back we’ll have the Champion Ship defended, too.
All claims to greatness must be defended. All challengers destroyed or ascended to historical immortality. Such is the day of WRECKONING.
Featuring:
El Chupacabra
Juice Lee
MacDaddy M Y L O
Cereal Man
EMOHEADS Brooke Havok, D-Torch and Brutal Emo Rob Hands
Current GLAMpion and Squaaa member HOP DADDY
Current Best Athlete in the East Bay Sawyer Wreck
Current Intergalactic Tag Team Champions Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier of the Lost Treasures, maybe Matt Carlos, too!
James C
The Stoner Brothers
DARK Sheik
Anton Voorhees
Currently She Who Holds the Golden GiG Vipress
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody // almost certainly included on FITE TV with a subscription to FITE+, as are most of our past and future events —
.*Card subject to change, @hoodslam , birdswillfall.com, dontbringyourfnkids