Hoodslam: “Last Year’s Resolution – The Sequel” results
Friday, January 3, 2014
Oakland, Calif. at Oakland Metro Opera House
Paid attendance: 790
On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as “Mayoral Erection.”
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and “Master Spliffer.”
(1) Ryu beat Sub-Zero (w/Sindel) with a Hadouken following a beat-down from Scorpion on Sub-Zero.
(2) The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny Drinko Butabi & Anthony Butabi) beat “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder & “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze in a tag team match when the Butabis hit the Boozeday Device on Brittany Wonder.
(3) Ken beat the PB&J Banana, “The Metalhead Maniac” Sledge, Batmanuel, Soundwave, and James C. in an over-the-top-rope/pinfall gauntlet match when Ken hit a Shoryuken to pin James C.
(4) Juiced Lee & “The Psycho Shooter” Drake Younger beat DARK Sheik & Christina Von Eerie in a non-Golden Gig tag team match when Drake Younger hit the Drake’s Landing on DARK Sheik.
(5) Drugz Bunny beat “Broseph” Joe Brody with the Stardust Swandive.
(6) Game Over (PONG [Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer] and FONG [F’n Obese Nerdy Gamer]) beat The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner w/Coach Joey Nuggs) in a tag team match when Rick-Scott missed a top-rope splash.
The fans at the Oakland Metro Opera House elected El Flaco Loco the new mayor of Hoodslam. He defeated Doc Atrocity and Shawn Michaels’s Allen.
Special performance by Cat Sweet.
(7) Virgil Flynn III beat “The New Age Punisher” B-Boy to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award. Flynn won with an inside cradle.
[ FYI: This show and previous shows can be viewed in their entirety HERE. Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, February 7 for “Hoodslam: XLVIII – The Smokelahoma Bowl.” Hoodslam is a 21+ event. ]