Hoodslam: EnterTania Results
April 4, 2014
Oakland, Calif. at the Oakland Metro Opera House
Paid attendance: 990
On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as Mr. T…Bag.
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch), and the returning “KG” Kevin Gill.
(1) Dixie Carter Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tournament tag team match: Ken & P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) beat PB&J Banana & Lucha Magnifico when Ken hit a Hadouken/Shoryuken combo on the PB&J Banana.
(2) Dixie Carter Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tournament tag team match: Bat Manuel & James C. (w/Stoney Montana) beat “Broseph” Joe Brody & Charlie Chaplin when Bat Manuel hit a Gore on Brody.
(3) Best Athlete in the East Bay Award: Virgil Flynn III beat Drugz Bunny with a 450-splash followed by the Cannonball senton to retain.
(4) Dixie Carter Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tournament tag team match: El Chupacabra (w/Courtney Crimson) & Big Van Faber beat “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder & “The Russian Lover” Zangief when El Chupacabra hit the “Adios” on Brittany Wonder after Zangief left the ringside area.
(5) Loser Leaves Hoodslam for 90 Days: Doc Atrocity (w/U.S.A. – United Sideshows and Atrocities) beat the Mayor of Hoodslam El Flaco Loco with a schoolboy roll-up after blinding him with zombie sauce.
(6) Dixie Carter Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tournament four-way tag team match: the teams of Johnny Drinko Butabi & Rick Scott Stoner and Ryu & Scott Rick Stoner beat the teams of FONG (F’n Obese Nerdy Gamer) & Prawn Cena and Anthony Butabi & “Super Bario Brother” Jesus Cruz, which immediately led into…
(7) The Dixie Carter Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl: James C. (with Stoney Montana) beat Ken, PONG, Bat Manuel, El Chupacabra, Big Van Faber, Johnny Drinko Butabi, Rick Scott Stoner, Ryu, and Scott Rick Stoner to win the Dixie Carter Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tournament trophy, and the right to face any Hoodslammer at any event in any type of match over the next year.
(8) Golden Gig Championship: Juiced Lee (co-holder of the Golden Gig) beat DARK Sheik (co-holder of the Golden Gig) with a top-rope moonsault to become the undisputed Golden Gig Champion.