Battle for BEST ATHLETE IN THE BAY, as decreed by sir Brosepheth, OCT 3rd

Scorpion FTF VS Cereal Man

The Best Athlete in the Bay is FONG, one half of the generally repugnant Team Game Over. The self proclaimed Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (who moves like a dancer) has been boycotting Hoodslam since he revealed someone had stolen his Golden Fannypack – the item awarded to the Best Athlete in the Bay as representation of his physical acumen. Broseph Joe Brody, aware of his upcoming sovereignty, announced that whomever two could outlast all others in a gauntlet would fight for the prize at FTF V. Your winners are apparent, but what exactly is happening, and its legality under Hoodslam legislature, is unclear: will they fight each other to fight FONG? Will Broseph allow FONG to be in the match? If FONG continues his boycott, does that make the winner the defacto Best Athlete? I dunno, but I’d hate to be the guy responsible for that decision…

October 3rd, 2014 doors 8:30, show 9pm
630 3rd Street, Oakland Metro Operahouse
$10 cover, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids – social media, we’re @Hoodslam