The “Accidental Phenomenon” Hoodslam returns to the Biggest Little City! Crossing state lines to Fuck the Fans like no one can
Here are just some of the #Hoodslammers scheduled to appear-“Ultra Girl” Brittany Wonder-Doc Atrocity-“The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees-“Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra-“Brutal Rob Hands-“Global Phenomenon” JMM-Dreamy Drew
More to be announced soon Just to name a few coming to Northern Nevada*
Featuring ARNOCORPS as special guest musicians on this somewhat Arno-themed extravaganza!
BatManuel defeated Mr Freeze
The Legendary LITA would help the opening ceremonies before DARK Sheik and Vipress defeated Lost Treasures Matt Carlos & Joe DeSoul and Stoner Brothers Rick Stoner & Scott Stoner to win the InterGalactic Tag Team Championship in a Chaos Rules Triple Threat Match
He Who Holds the Golden GiG Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG retained the Golden GiG against Cereal Man, Anton Voorhees & Kenny K in a Japanese Console War Deathmatch
Brittany Wonder retained the GLAMpionship against Glorious Banana, Richard Shhhnary and Turbo-Man
Captain Johnny Butabi retained control of the Champion Ship in an overboard match by outlasting Juice Lee, James C and Kal-Jack the Barbarian
Sweet Boone and the demon he pulled through a tear in reality that he’s been treating like his deceased dog Lil BJ came to the ring for the wedding of Nurse Ratchet and Buggy Nova. Unfortunately, Doc Atrocity wasn’t present to let Lil BJ known that he was unable to arrange this destined love affair. Neither Doc, nor the wedding party, were present. The evil doppleganger of Cereal Man known as Hollywood Cereal Man then made his way to the ring. He intended to take Lil BJ from Boone so that they could usher in a new era of demon supremacy upon Hoodslam. Boone fought off this stranger from the threshold, but Lil Bj showed their true colors and turned on his supposed friend.
The demon would eviscerate Sweet Boone, literally. His intestines put on display for the audience. The alliance of the demon with Hollywood Cereal Man then introduced “Her”. Along with her dusky consort, a fallen angel stepped into our plane and stated that for the first time in 10’000 years she is free, and ready to conquer earth.
Glorious Banana and BatManuel were the first to attempt to thwart the 4 adversaries. Sadly, both lethally fell to the fallen angels shadowy companion. 23 years of combined Hoodslammery dashed in moments. This enraged our longtime referee Nuk Nuk Johnson, who entered the ring alone to battle the lethal invaders. He too fell, but before the killing blow could be delivered, He Who Holds the Golden GiG PONG intervened with both his heart and power glove activated. He stated that those who mess with Hoodslam mess with its champion, and that play time had ended.
When the fallen angels silhouetted suitor was stilted by PONG, hope briefly glimmered. However, the fallen angel “Her” slipped the Golden GiG out of PONG’s own front pocket, and used it to slit the throat of our champion. PONG, too, fell.
Hollywood Cereal Man, the demon dog, fallen angel “Her” and her shadowy sentry then stole the Golden GiG, leaving a wounded Hoodslam grieving and in terror of their return.
This event was hosted by Veda Scott and Broseph Joe Brody, referees John “wiggles” Connor and Nuk Nuk Johnson.
Making her Oakland debut as part of what decided is the Brain Wash Tour, the interplanetary superstar has agreed to perform April 8th at Wrestling! Also appearing, the return of the leader of the Emoheads Brooke Havoc! Everyone else is just a hopeful guess, we’ll have to see who remains after The Fall of the Hoodslammer aka GET YOUR ASS TO MARCH 3/3
The Last Time We Were Happy Together 2/5/23 at San Francisco, DNA Lounge
Hosted by Wonder Dave and Veda Scott, Referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson
Vipress and James C defeated El Chupacabra and Masha Slamovich
MacDaddy M Y L O defeated DARK Sheik in an I Quit Match
Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul won a Chaos Rules Triple Threat Match against the Stoner Brothers and Alpha Zo/Hop Daddy to win the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
Link to the Future Anton Voorhees defeated Richard Shhhnary to escape to Sanctum of Silence.
Drugz Bunny defeated D-Rogue in a San Francisco [s]Treat Fight
Sweet Boone and Demon Lil BJ defeated Doc Atrocity and YOUR Demigod of Death FunnyBone when Doc Atrocity learned to accept the bond between Boone and his demon dog and forfeited the match.
Post match, Doc said that he was once more inspired by this bond between person and demon that he has agreed to find and return the retired from wrestling Buggy Nova to the Hoodslam/GLAM in an attempt to make Nurse Ratchet join him in the upcoming war that only he seems to know about, knowing that Ratchet and Buggy never got to do the wedding they’d planned in February 2020.
The Last Spinebender Kenny K defeated Speedball Mike Bailey