Hoodslam: Non Denominational Winter Season Celebrational Festivity…of Doom…..DOS! (December 6, 2013) Results

Hoodslam Show Results
Friday, December 6, 2013
Oakland, Calif. at the Metro Opera House
Paid Attendance: 688

On this night, The Hoodslam Band was known as “Ejaculate Conception.” Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and El Flaco Loco.

(1) Best Athlete in the East Bay Award: Virgil Flynn III beat Soundwave with a 450 splash to retain.

(2) Golden Gig Championship: Dark Sheik & Juiced Lee beat The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner) with a top-rope splash/leg-drop combo.

(3) “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder beat James with a roll-up with an assist from the PB&J Banana.

(4) P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) beat Scorpion with a roll-up when Sindel distracted Scorpion and Sub-Zero froze him from behind.

(5) Drugz Bunny beat F.O.N.G. (F’n Obese Nerdy Gamer) with a Chokeslam. P.O.N.G. and F.O.N.G., collectively known as “Game Over,” attacked Drugz Bunny after the match, which resulted in the arrival of Pooh Jack coming to Drugz’s aid to take out Game Over.

Special performance by Revolva.

(6) The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny Drinko Butabi & Anthony Butabi) beat Ken & Ryu when Johnny Drinko Butabi pinned Ryu with an Okana roll.

(7) The team of Doc Atrocity & Dark Sheik & Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 & El Chupacabra (w/Courtney Crimson) & Giggles the Clown beat Major Meathook & Corporal Clawhammer & Switchblade & Juiced Lee & Futurecabra when Doc Atrocity eliminated Futurecabra in a 5-on-5 over-the-top-rope elimination match.

To see this and previous shows in their entirety, check out SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam.

FYI: Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, January 3 for “Hoodslam: Last Year’s Resolution – The Sequel.” Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube – all @Hoodslam. Website is BirdsWillFall.com.


Results from PWTorch.com