Friday, April 3, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: sold out
Tonight’s musical guest was Jackson Off Five
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody, and “The Center of Controversy” Trina Michaels.
1. Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: FONG (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer) and “The Pumpkin Queen” Sage Sin Supreme def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) and Virgil Flynn III to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.
2. Kayfabe Memorial Super Cross-faded High Five Challenge Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi, with “The Center of Controversy” Trina Michaels) def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs, Missy Hyasshit and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands) to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.
3. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. Hoodslam’s original gangsta Pooh Jack.
4. Six-person Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team match: Missy Hyasshit, Ean Hancement & “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie def. DARK Sheik, Marty McFlux, & Sub Zero (with Sindel) to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.
5. Japanese Console War Death Match of Doom for the Undisputed Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) def. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.
6. Eight-person Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, Doc Atrocity, Juiced Lee & Camera Guy def. Cereal Man, “The Russian Lover” Zangev, Sasha T-1,000 & Charlie Chaplin to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.
7. THE Brian Kendrick def. Butternuts after Kendrick slit Butternuts’ throat and ripped his head off. Referee El Sparko ruled that Butternuts could no longer continue and awarded the match to Kendrick.
8. Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl: Missy Hyasshit def. FONG (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer), “The Pumpkin Queen” Sage Sin Supreme, Anthony Butabi, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie, Ean Hancement, Doc Atrocity, “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, Juiced Lee, and Camera Guy to win the Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lotter Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament trophy, which can be cashed in for any kind of match against any Hoodslammer at any time for any prize.
9. Golden Gig Championship: Drugz Bunny def. James C. to become the new Golden Gig Champion.
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Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, May 1.
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