At 4/5 Simulacrumania, Hoodslam was invaded by a band of wrestlers who had been left on read too many times. They attacked and said that they could be just as good as the regular roster, even introducing a Fake Stoner Brothers and Fake Drugz Bunny. Rounding out the ranks was a masked assailant, and longtime bay area wrestler Mikey Jay.
The masked assailant would reveal himself to be Johnny Butabi, former Captain of the Champion Ship! He had stolen the magical Ship in a bottle, and was holding it ransom for a title match against current Captain M Y L O! The contest would be decided in a /Walk the plank – Overboard Match/. Or Something.
Rubbing salt in our wounds, Mikey Jay was able to win the GLAMpionship from Hop Daddy. With two of our coveted awards in their possession, they opened their ranks to whomstsoever would join. This was answered by Jaguar Montoya, who turned on his partner Joey Gonzo when he urged him to reconsider.
Ultimately, Fake Drugz Bunny and Rodd Todd and Todd Rodd, the Fake Stoner brothers, were all mauled by the shark. Though Johnny Butabi was able to send M Y L O over the edge, she tamed the mighty beast and rode the shark back to the ring. From there, she chased Johnny beyond the couch. He is considered lost at sea.
Mikey Jay and Jaguar Montoya found themselves against the Stoners, Richard Shhhnary, Anton Voorhees, Mighty Mayra, Captain M Y L O and her new shark friend, as this assemblage of Hoodslammers looked to put an emphatic end to this invasion. It was then that Jaguar Montoya turned on Mikey Jay, insinuating that he was playing a double agent all along. Nobody really believes him.
The invasion was squashed, more deaths added to the Hoodslam tally. But, Mikey Jay remained our GLAMpion. At 5/3 Faith in Monsters, he agreed to defend the GLAMpionship against anyone who was /NOT/ a Hoodslam regular. The challenge was answered by the returning HellBent Viva Van, who was narrowly able to claim the prize.
Viva Van returns at our 6/7 event Dazzling to defend the GLAMpionship against First Matey Mighty Mayra.
During 5/3 Faith in Monsters, Grief Counselor Marco and Dr Von Eerie once again found themselves opposite of Vipress and DARK Sheik. This time, Juice Lee interfered on behalf of Dr Von Eerie. In the midst of combat, DARK Sheik accidentally kicked a chair into Vipresses face.
Referee Wiggles was there to administer top flight elite medical assistance. However, Vipress withdrew from the match due to her injury. She left the ring, and then the building, and promptly was admitted to a medical facility where she received surgical treatment in the days following May 3rd.
She Who Holds the Golden GiG Vipress is considered unfit for mortal combat as Hoodslam demands, indefinitely.
Above photos retrieved from Chris Jung aka @rudo_rampage on twittex.
Above photo provided by Vipress, who would not allow photography of her injured face to be reproduced. Get well soon, Vipress.
hosted by Broseph Joe Brody at Oakland Continental Club::
Viva Van defeated Mikey J to win the GLAM Championship
BLOODBOND 64 [Anton Voorhees, Scott Rick Stoner & Rick Scott Stoner w/ Richard Shhhnary] defeated LOST TREASURES [ Lara Frazier, Joe DeSoul & Matt Carlos]
Grief Counselor Marco and Dr Von Eerie defeated DARK Sheik and Vipress
Kenny K defeated Cereal Man to remain Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion
Rob Hands & D-Torch defeated Mansoor & KittyBusa to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
hosted by Anton Voorhees from Continental Club in Oakland:
Three Way Match For The HOODSLAM Golden Gig Championship Vipress (c) vs. Dark Sheik vs. Brooke Havok was declared a no contest when invaders attacked all three. They were Mikey J, a masked assailant, fake stoner brothers and fake Drugz Bunny. They said that they were great wrestlers who had been emailing hoodslam for opportunities, but were constantly left on read. Tonight, they would make an impact.
Best Athlete In The East Bay Championship Match Kenny K (c) defeated Mighty Mayra.
Triple Threat Match For The GLAM Championship Mikey J defeated The Cereal Man and Hop Daddy to become the new Champion.
Richard Shhhnary, Grief Counselor Marco & Dr. Von Eerie defeated The Lost Treasures (Lara Frazier, Joe DeSoul & Matt Carlos).
Triple Threat Match For The Intergalactic Tag Team Championships The Emo Heads (Rob Hands & D-Torch) (c) defeated The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick Stoner & Rick Scott Stoner) and the fake Stoner Brothers (Todd Rodd Stoner & Rodd Todd Stoner)
After failing to win the Tag Titles, the invaders attacked all in the ring and gloated about still having two championships. This was when they revealed that the masked assailant was none of that Johnny Butabi – first Captain of the Champion Ship! Furthermore, he had stolen the Champion Ship and was keeping it hostage from Captain M Y L O, who had felt bad because she thought she lost it.
Jaguar Montoya and Joey Gonzo looked like they were their to take on these invaders in the name of Hoodslam, but an argument brewed between the two. Jaguar would turn his back on Gonzo and Hoodslam, and side with the simulacrum invaders.
Over The Plank Battle Royal For The HOODSLAM Champion Ship Championship Winner: Captain M Y L O both regained and retained the Champion Ship after fighting the invaders, assistance from Anton Voorhees, the Stoner Bros & Richard Shhhnary, and after befriending a shark that they tried to feed her to. Also, the fake Stoners and fake Drugz Bunny died, and Johnny Butabi is considered lost at sea. Also, Jaguar turned on Mikey J when they were the only two left, saying that he was playing double agent all along. Nobody believes him, but we don’t really feel like doing anything about it.
hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and featuring the ballsiest rock band in the world, ARNOCORPS
Kenny K defeated Midas Kreed to remain Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion
The EMO Heads [Brooke Havok, Brutal Rob Hands and D-Torch] & DARK Sheik defeated The Lost Treasures [Matt Carlos, Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier] and Grief Counselor Marco
Vipress defeated Jamie Senegal to remain She Who Holds the Golden GiG
Mighty Mayra and Captain MYLO defeated The Stoner Brothers and KittyBusa & BART-Man in a Chaos Rules Triangle Match to retain ownership of the Champion Ship
Mansoor defeated Richard Shhhnary in a Sanctum of Silence match
Dr Von Eerie defeated Cereal Man by disqualification after he gave birth, thus bringing his fucking kid. Post match, Dr Von Eerie confiscated the newborn to give to social services. When Cereal Man attempted to stop this lawful abduction, he was thwarted by Juice Lee
James C defeated Anton Voorhees in a Loser Leaves the BOOM Gang match. However, he instead dissolved the BOOM Gang and stated he would go start a new group without the Stoners and Anton Voorhees.
