Hoodslam: Fuck the Fans IV (October 4, 2013) Results

Hoodslam: Fuck the Fans IV – In Drugz We Trust
Friday, October 4, 2013
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 737

On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as “Freddie Splooger.” Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and El Flaco Loco.

1.     Sub-Zero (with Sindel) def. Scorpion via pinfall with a freeze-uppercut combo.

2.     Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 BLACK def. Major Meathook via pinfall with a Gore. As stipulated by “boss for a day” Drugz Bunny, if Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 BLACK wins, he then has to face his own creator, Doc Atrocity in the Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 Challenge.

3.     Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 Challenge: Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 BLACK def. Doc Atrocity via pinfall with a chokeslam.

4.     Tag team match: The Stoner Bros (Rick-Scott and Scott-Rick) def. the team of “Ultra Girl” Brittany Wonder and Anthony Butabi via pinfall with a Rizz Bomb on Brittany Wonder.

 5.     “Best Athlete in the East Bay” Virgil Flynn III def. Johhny “Drinko” Butabi via pinfall with a 450 splash to retain the “Best Athlete in the East Bay” award.

6.     Tag team match for the Golden Gig: the team of DARK Sheik and JUICED Lee def. The James Gang (Drugz Bunny and James C.) via pinfall with a tandem top-rope splash/leg-drop on Drugz Bunny.

7.     Special performance by Bloody Betty.

8.     “Ultra Girl” Brittany Wonder won a 30-entity over-the-top-rope battle royal to become number one contender for the Golden Gig, outlasting the following competitors:

– Johnny “Drinko” Butabi

– “The Russian Lover” Zangief

– PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer)

– Anthony Butabi

– “Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra (with Courtney Crimson)

– “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz

– PB&J Banana

– Ryu

– Heisenberg

– Scorpion

– Soundwave

– FONG (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer)

– Killer Clown from Outer Oakland BOTCHy

– Ken

– Doc Atrocity

– Rick-Scott Stoner

– Major Meathook

– Killer Clown from Outer Oakland GiGgles

– Mega Man

– Scott-Rick Stoner

– Super Tiger

– Eddy Gordo

– Mr. Hoodslam 2

– Virgil Flynn III

– Prawn Cena

– Butternuts

– Otis the Gimp

– Referee Guido

– Pooh Jack

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Hoodslam returns to the Oakland Metro Opera House on Friday, November 1 for 80s for the Ladies II – Electric Boogaloo.

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