Hoodslam: EnterTania IV – Lois Lane
Saturday, March 28, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Paid attendance: 321
Tonight’s musical guest was Triple Nipple.
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody and “The Center of Controversy” Trina Michaels.
1. Four-way tag team match for the Inter-Species Wrestling Tag Team Championship: Tremendous Investigation Inc. (Det. Dan Berry & Det. Bill Car) def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner, with Stoner U), Cereal Man & “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, and Evolution (Manimal & the Modern-Day Manimal, with Charlie Chaplin) to win the Inter-Species Wrestling Tag Team Championship.
2. Russia vs. USA grudge match: Prawn Cena def. “The Russian Lover” Zangev.
3. 10-man battle royal: Bill Coldbeer def. VG Allen, Candylicker the Pussy Pirate, Prince Ali Hussein, Big B and Stevie T of Hayward Heat, Johnny Kai, Muscle Cat, “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands, and Sexy Chino.
4. Four-corner six-way match: Drugz Bunny def. DARK Sheik, Marty McFlux, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Ken, and Bat Manuel.
5. Sub Zero (with Sindel) def. “The American Bad Ass” Scorpion Jesus (with Kitana).
6. Hardcore Rules handicap tornado tag team match: Pooh Jack and Mustafa Saed def. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze and Los Naturales (Chuey y Ruben).
7. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link def. THE Brian Kendrick when Butternuts interfered on Link’s behalf.
8. Four-way match for the Golden Gig: James C. def. “The Vampire Warrior” Gangrel, Doc Atrocity, and Anthony Butabi to become the first-ever three-time Golden Gig champion. This victory made the main event of EnterTania V official: on Friday, April 3, James C. will defend the Golden Gig against the number one contender, and James’ former henchman, Drugz Bunny.
For highlights of EnterTania II and IV, check out this HD slo-mo highlight reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBCbkb0wIPI
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Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, April 3 for the biggest show of the year, Hoodslam’s five-year anniversary show: EnterTania V.
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