Hoodslam‬: The Impetus of Ephialtes RESULTS

Friday, June 5, 2015
Oakland Metro Operahouse
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 838

Tonight’s musical guest was Squirt Cobain.

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody, Doc Atrocity, and Inspector Johnny Drinko Butabi.

1. DARK Sheik def. Virgil Flynn III.

2. Hog Dog vs. Banana Challenge: Hot Dog, Juiced Lee, “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze & James C def. The PB&J Banana, Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), Marty McFLux, and “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel.

3. “The Talent” Ean Hancement def. Mikko Maestro, who made his Hoodslam debut representing Fight Club Finland Pro Wrestling.

4. Best Athlete in the East Bay Award: Team GAME OVER (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer “PONG” and Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer “FONG”) def. Super Cereal (“Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder and Cereal Man) to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award.

5. THE Brian Kendrick def. Otis the Gimp.

6. Coach Joey Nuggs def. “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands and Cheerleader Missy Hyasshit.

7. Anthony Butabi (with “Inspector” Johnny Drinko Butabi) def. “The Metal-head Maniac” Sledge.

8. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny def. Sub-Zero (with Queen Sindel) to retain the Golden Gig.

9. Impromptu three-minute challenge: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder def. FONG to win the undisputed Best Athlete in the East Bay Award.

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