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Hoodslam – Sunny Days

6/23/23 6ish doors/7 PM show

Oakland, California 21+ dontbringyourfnkids

Streaming on fite+

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Previously, on Hoodslam – The Fallen first appeared at 3/3/23, where they emerged from a tear in reality and killed four of our roster, including our champion.

She, an angel with an exposed golden skull. Her shadowy demon consort. Hollywood CerealMan who emerged here years ago and acted as a sleeper cell. Evil demon Lil BJ, a creature that came to our dimension last fall and embedded itself as the reincarnated dog of Sweet Boone : they returned at 6/2/23 and threatened to again decimate our roster.

The EMO Heads Brooke Havok and Brutally Emo Rob Hands were able to kidnap one of the Fallens flock, the demon dog that killed Robs friend Sweet Boone. It was at the expense of Emo Head Alan Angels.

Hoodslammers were able to rescue him from sudden death, but Anton Voorhees had the triangle ripped off his face in bloody consequence. Others were able to retreat with the wounded, but Drugz Bunny chose to fight. Once more The Fallen fatally massacred one of ours when She used our Golden GiG Championship to slit the throat of Drugz Bunny.

At 6/23/23 – with another of ours dead and one of theirs captured – The Fallen again descend upon Hoodslam.

Featuring:

Vipress

DARK Sheik

MacDaddy M Y L O

BOOM GANG

PitFall Jones

Lara Frazier

El Chupacabra

Juice Lee

Cereal Man

Kidd Bandit debuts

More to be announced

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody

Card Subject to Extinction

Hoodslam – The American Scream 7/7/23

11:59PM EST/ 9PM PST Oakland, California

21+ dontshowyourfnkids, LIVE ON FITE +

The survivors of the last incursion by The Fallen have little time to stop and smell the roses. The world keeps spinning, demands must be supplied. Desperate cries wail out and join in harmony with the American Scream.

The Hoodslammers had split into factions in efforts to find strength and comfort in numbers. While friendships have blossomed, so has opportunity for loss. Not a group stands that hasn’t been affected by tragedy or been guilty of betrayal.

Madness looms like pollution on the skyline, the sunset more endearing through its distorted lens. The American Scream sings a song and we all hum along.

Featuring [assuming they survive 6/23/23]:

– Allie Katch defends the Best Athlete in the Eastbay Golden Fannypacks Championship

– current Intergalactic Tag Team Champions El Chupacabra and Juice Lee

– Hop Daddy and Kenny K of the Squaaad

– EMO Heads Brooke Havok, Alan Angels and Brutal Emo Rob

– The CAUTION [Anton Voorhees // DARK Sheik] and Vipress

– Jack of Cartwheel

More to come* card subject to change

COME ONE, COME ALL TO A FABULOUS SHOW

watch LIVE on FITE+ Streaming
https://www.fite.tv/vl/p/hoodslam/
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Allie Katch defends the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks v VIPRESS

Anton Voorhees faces the debuting SONICO

EMO HEADS Brooke Havok / Alan Angels / Brutally EMO Rob Hands v LOST TREASURES Matt Carlos / Joe DeSoul / for some reason Lara Frazier

DARK Sheik against the equally debuting JACK of CARTWHEEL

The Stoner Brothers of the BOOM GANG defend their newly won intergalactic Tag Team Championship against El Chupacabra and Juice Lee

Trish Adora, M Y L O, Sandra Moone, Brittany Wonder… maybe all in one match?

In an Entertania 2 Rematch, Drugz Bunny takes on James C

ALSO the return of THE FALLEN, invaders from a dimensional gateway torn into our reality when a sentient atomic bomb detonated itself during a Golden GiG Championship match. These same invaders who committed the Fall of the Hoodslammer 3/3/23 when they no-future-endeavored Glorious Banana, Sweet Boone, Bat-Manuel and our Golden GiG Champion PONG, and then absconded with said Golden GiG. The stench of death and angels signify their approach…birds will fall…

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With all the trauma our Hoodslammers have faced, it only makes sense for them to fracture into their own groups. Which group will survive this SCHISM?

Returning to Hoodslam after defending the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks around the world, it is JTG J THA GAWD. He puts his title on the line against 3 other opponents to be determined in a FATAL FOURWAY FOR THE FANNYS.

The EMO HEADS Brooke Havok, Allen Angels and Emo Brutal Rob Hands have struck first blood! But now… CAUTION TIME. The call is answered by DARK Sheik and Anton Voorhees and a partner to be decided (Vipress was busy :/)!

Trish Adora has earned the right by combat: She is next in line to challenge Brittany Wonder for the title Brittany has proudly held and defended since June 4th, 2022 – the GLAMPIONSHIP.

What’s up, its D-Rogue!

After the end of Fallen Idols, we’ve seen battle lines drawn. El Chupacabra, Drugz Bunny and Juice Lee on one side, and a reformed James Gang consisting of The Stoner Brothers and the titular James C on the other. On 5/5 its a 3v3, LETS CROSS THE LINE BLUUAGHHHH

And in our main event probably, The Captain of the Champion SHIP Johnny Butabi puts it all on the line against the debuting Bad Boy Joey Janela! He’s wanted to be in Hoodslam for years, but who’s got their hooks in whoom?

GO TO SCHISM, on 3rd x Broadway outside and with Oakland Metro Operahouse, $25 tickets, for the love of jtg the gawd don’tbringyourfnkids

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