IT HAS RETURNED…. our annual party to Arny is on again.  Although this time, we will spread our scope to not just the Governator films,  but all action heroes!  Theme progression, neat, huh?  BUT FRET NOT SCHWARZENITES, for the most ballsy band on the planet will be in the house to celebrate with us… you know who it is… ARNOCORPS ,exactly yahhh!

COME ONE COME ALL, TO A MAGICAL SHOW da dee dee dee da dee dee dee some other musical stuff!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you want presales ?  Here ya go!  They’re ALWAYS up until a couple hours before we open doors, and even then you can buy tix there!  We look out for yall without credit cards/off the online shopping grid.  Got your back like a t shirt.

 

If you’ve got 3d glasses, enjoy them for this unique poster!  AND ALSO, wrestling every friday forever.  Thats us.  Look no further.

Also featuring Stoner Buds Brittany Wonder and The Stoner Brothers vs. Superbeasts partners in the disenchanted, Lady K, Funnybone and El Chupacabra!

 

and these other events are just around the corner!

The fun doesn’t stop on first fridays!  In fact, we’re doing every week next year!  I think we mentioned that on every platform but the website…maybe we did?  uhhh, anywho, our super awesome much favorited EIGHTIES NIGHT is upon us!  We will pay tribute to video games, movie stars, athletes, musicians… pretty much anything 80s.  Join in the fun by coming in costume too!

 

Then a mere 9ish days later, we’ll bet at San Francisco’s OASIS nightclub…in the DAYTIME!  Cooky, huh?  Our 3pm show is officially SLEAZY AS FUCK, come see why.  Unless you’re a kid. DONTBRINGYOURFNKIDS.  to any hoodslam.  ever.  We’ll make it super clear if your supposed to bring’em ever. Sorry chil’ren, its just most of you dumb kids don’t have any stupid money yet.  Maybe when you’re older.

 

You see it.  You know about it.  Go live it.  Runtelldat.

Tickets on eventbrite: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hoodslam-emerald-triangula-tickets-51890801785

 

The times, they are UH changin… we used to do a show for free every couple months in a warehouse.  Now we’re doing them every week in an opera house, starting JANUARY 2019!  But not just the same ol, same ol AWESOME that we are already… no no, it gets even more AWEsomeR!

Hoodslam stays on first Fridays, but SECOND WEEK of every month is now our sister promotion for all the violent gals we know, GUILTY LETHAL ACTION MAYHEM aka GLAM!  3rd week?  We Hoodslam ya again with a real deep dive!   4th week, its a themed show EVERY MONTH at the Sexy GoodTime Wrestle Show!

 

If there’s 5 weeks, we’ll do a Stoner U event in the middle of the month at the metro.  It’ll be four times in 2019, and they’ll be dope too.

 

FOLLOW @SexyGoodTimeFTF  and @GLAMxOAK on all social medias!  Shits about to get wild!

 

Oh, and if you’re like “damn, 20 bucks a month x 4 is a lot”…. well, yeah.  Its free on twitch.  Watch it live and free on twitch.  UNLESS WE START CHARGING FOR THAT TOOO dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn

We’ve got a double dose of what you want, and we’re giving it to you twice in one weekend!  The dark anthology of BLOODSLAM continues!  The Sexy GoodTime Horror Babylon emerges!   Night time theater and day time violence, we even gave you a recovery day in the middle.  What more could you ask for from your friendly neighborhoodslam?

 

Tickets on eventbrite meow!  21 and up!  DONTBRINGYOURFNKIDS

SUNDAY THE 19TH – we pay tribute to ANIME for the first time ever at SF Oasis in San Francisco!  Daydrinking yall, show starts at 3pm!  Come in costume!

AUGUST 25TH – We invite folks from So Cal to come strut their stuff on our stage.  A showcase of our talented bros and sis from down south!

SEPTEMBER 7TH – We’re back on first friday for Identity Crisis!  James C and Ref Wiggles (?!) defend the Golden Gig against Juiced Lee and Drugz Bunny, and the Cereal Man of Good times confronts his Hollywood Doppleganger that displaced him the last 8 months.  The Fuck the Fans IX 10/5/18 event takes form!

SEPTEMBER 15TH – Savage Henry asked us to do a kick ass show.  And a kick ass show we will do.  The Eureka Municipal Auditorium is gonna get got; Prepare your bodies, minds and souls.  FUCK YEAH!

 

We had a blast out there.  Check out how much they love us too, featuring El Chupacabra, Drugz Bunny, Cereal Man, DARK Sheik and some familiar faces from our July show when Kaiju came, like DDS, UnderWear Model Mike Priest and Angel of Flight Mike Mathews!