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Hoodslam: Rise of the Toon – Homage to Saturday Mornings RESULTS

Friday, July 17, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 360

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody as Johnny BROvo.

Tonight’s musical guest was Cocky and Bullstinkle.

1. Tag team match: The Masters of the Universe (She-Man and He-Ra) def. Storm & Psylocke (with Rogue).

2. Batmanuel def. The Joker (with Harley Quinn)

3. Tag team match: James C. & Juiced Lee def. The Flintstoners (Fred Flintstoner and Wilma Flintstoner, with Barney Rubble).

4. Triple threat match: Beetlejuice (with Lidia) def. Max Goof and G.I. Joe’s chief warrant officer Flint.

5. Special performance from Felix the Cat Sweet of Displayed Labors Sideshow.

6. Six-entity tag team match: Rocksteady, Krang & Shredder def. Alvin and the Chipmunks (Alvin, Simon & Theodore)

7. Tag team match: The Rugrats (Tommy Pickles and Chuckie Finster) and the Blue World Order (Big Poppa Smurf and The Cuzzy Curt Nightcrawler, with Smurfette) wrestled to a no-contest when Tommy Pickles revealed himself as the third man, turning on his partner to join the Blue World Order.

8. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. Judge Doom in a Dip match.

You can see this show, along with every Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, August 7 for Battle Royal of Supremacy. Get all the event details right here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1688629674699113/

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

The Stoner Brothers on The Kracker & The Kahn

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The first 38 minutes of the show features a discussion on WWE Beast in the East, UFC McGregor v. Mendes and NFL prop bets on the NFC North….then we’re joined by Hoodslam’s The Stoner Brothers!  They stop by to discuss why they left the recent WWE tryout and address the subject of them taking someone else’s spot in the camp.  Then we segue into motherfucking Hoodslam and the subject that everyone wants to know about – Hoodslam rats!

You can listen to the show on 1GimmickWorld.

Hoodslam: #America 2015 – Rock, Flag & Eagle RESULTS

Hoodslam: #America 2015 – Rock, Flag & Eagle RESULTS

Friday, July 3, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 563

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was One If By Land, Two If By Semen.

1. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi) def. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra and “Big Ugly” JD Bishop.

2. Three-way tag team match: DARK Sheik & “The Talent” Ean Hancement def. Marty McFlux & Virgil Flynn III, and The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs and Waterboy Bobby Burgerhands).

3. Gerudo Valley Street Fight: “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link def. Triple H, who replaced Paul London, who replaced PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer).

4. Triple threat match: “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) and “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie (with DARK Sheik).

5. Doc Atrocity def. Botchy the Clown.

6. Tag team match: Juiced Lee & James C. def. Bat Manuel & Cereal Man.

7. Best Athlete in the East Bay Award: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. Cheerleader Missy Hyasshit.

8. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief.

You can see this show, and every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, July 17 for Hoodslam: Ride of the Toon – Homage to Saturday Mornings. Get all the event details right here: https://www.facebook.com/events/496118373878264/

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

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Hoodslam: Digital Deviance – Gamers Gone Wild RESULTS

Saturday, June 13, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 260

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody, who was a BROkémon.

1. Triple Threat match: Duke Nukem def. Marshall Law and Terry Bogard.

2. Uncle Fester def. Toadburger.

3. Red Rhino Challenge: Shaquille O’Neal accepted the Red Rhino challenge. Shaq def. Akuma and Glass Joe, but fell to Red Rhino.

4. Mortal Kombat grudge match: Kano def. Jax.

5. Four-way tag team match: Team GAME OVER (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer “PONG” and Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer “FONG) def. Super Stoner Bros (Super Mario Stoner & Super Luigi Stoner), Assassin’s Creed (Altair and Connor Kenway) and Ryu & Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass).

6. Triple threat match: Solid Snake Manuel def. Virgil Flynn V and James C.

7. Drugz Bunny def. Trevor Phillips (with Mr. Rasberry Jam).

8. Krypt (with a “k”) match: Scorpion (with Princess Kitana) def. Sub-Zero (with Queen Sindel).

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded – subscribe to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

 

Hoodslam‬: The Impetus of Ephialtes RESULTS

Friday, June 5, 2015
Oakland Metro Operahouse
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 838

Tonight’s musical guest was Squirt Cobain.

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody, Doc Atrocity, and Inspector Johnny Drinko Butabi.

1. DARK Sheik def. Virgil Flynn III.

2. Hog Dog vs. Banana Challenge: Hot Dog, Juiced Lee, “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze & James C def. The PB&J Banana, Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), Marty McFLux, and “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel.

3. “The Talent” Ean Hancement def. Mikko Maestro, who made his Hoodslam debut representing Fight Club Finland Pro Wrestling.

4. Best Athlete in the East Bay Award: Team GAME OVER (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer “PONG” and Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer “FONG”) def. Super Cereal (“Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder and Cereal Man) to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award.

5. THE Brian Kendrick def. Otis the Gimp.

6. Coach Joey Nuggs def. “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands and Cheerleader Missy Hyasshit.

7. Anthony Butabi (with “Inspector” Johnny Drinko Butabi) def. “The Metal-head Maniac” Sledge.

8. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny def. Sub-Zero (with Queen Sindel) to retain the Golden Gig.

9. Impromptu three-minute challenge: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder def. FONG to win the undisputed Best Athlete in the East Bay Award.

To view this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, subscribe to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month.