Things are happening in the FTF-Universe, and we’re here to catch you all up! FIRSTLY, at 5/5 SCHISM we saw Allie Katch and MacDaddy M Y L O both score the pin on defending champion JTG. Thusly, Referee Nuk Nuk Johnson erred on the side of history and awarded a Golden Fannypack to each competitor.
Later that night, we saw Joey Janela make his Hoodslam debut and main event against defending Captain of the Champion Ship Johnny Butabi. After an intense battle, the 11 month reign would come to an end and the Champion Ship would have a second ever and NEW CAPTAIN, Captain Joseph Janela.
In Las Vegas on 5/26/23 Wrestling Tender After Dark aka Tombstone Polydriver, it was technically after midnight when the Stoner Brothers defeated InterGalactic Tag Team Champions Vipress and DARK Sheik, putting an end to their short but saucy reign.
Later yet that very same EVE(MORN?), Allie Katch and M Y L O played Double or Nothing! Both put their Fannypacks on the line and it was 1/3 of Thrussy and 1/2 of Bussy and 2/1 of Best Athlete when Allison hit the pussy piledriver to pick up the win and once more unify sports, declaring ACKNOWLEDGE ME skajajakaja she the one.
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