Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by TLC as everyone came out and left the ring to a recording of Chasing Waterfalls. F you, thats why.
1. Richard Shhhnary w/Berkeley Brawler defeated Royce Isaacs to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
DARK Sheik came to the ring, and recapped all the stuff where Anton Voorhees went into different dimensions, violating space law, and Intergalactic Ambassador Druscilla had returned to Earth to take him away for lethal re-education, but Sheik volunteered to go in his place because Anton’s dimension hopping was due to Anton searching for Sheik anyway. Druscilla agreed, and even granted Sheik a farewell match, which he used to challenge Intergalactic Tag Team Champions FunnyBone and El Chupacabra.
Ambassador Druscilla was keen to his ruse, as if The CAUTION won the tag belts they would be the first defense against Intergalactic threat The Walking Phoenix. Thusly, Ambassador Druscilla would be unable to pull one from this sworn duty, and would have to put off the punishment. Though catching the trick early, Druscilla is an alien of her word, and allowed the match to happen.
2. Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and DARK Sheik Khan Abadi defeated FunnyBone and El Chupacabra of The Disenchanted to become NEW Intergalactic Tag Team Champions
Druscilla would congratulate them, but vowed that once the titles were lost one of The CAUTION would be coming with her. El Chupacabra and FunnyBone got into a bit of an altercation with each other post match as well, making us wonder if this dominant duo will ever team again.
3. Juiced Lee defeated Kenny K of The Squaaaad in a dope match
4. Steven Tresario and Johnny Drinko Butabi defeated Coach Nuggs and HBKen of the Woah Woah Dojo and Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott in a Tripe Threat Match
5. He Who Holds the Golden Gig “Hidden Gem” Matt Carlos defeated Glorious Banana to retain the Golden Gig
6. Brutal Rob Hands defeated Cereal Man, Hobo and Shakira Spears of The Squaaaaad in a One Fall Fatal Four Way Match to determine the number one contender for the Golden Gig at February 1st Post Modern Neo Liberal Death Ball