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FRIDAY – its GUILTY LETHAL ACTION MAYHEM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The bay area’s only showcase for women’s professional wrestling is back with another monthly installment!  Every 2nd Friday of the month, GUILTY LETHAL ACTION MAYHEM rocks the Oakland Metro Operahouse with the most physical show in town.

 

Last month we saw Lady K and Shakira Spears do battle in an epic encounter.  Now, Lady K must find herself a mystery partner to take on the combined Da Squaaad!  Squa Squa Squa!

 

Heather Monroe will also be in action, defending her Sun Key and Moon Key like they were titles!  Even though we keep telling her they’re not… she’s encourageable.

 

Trish Adora, the only one to use those keys to see whats behind the door, warned against anyone else ever stepping through again.  Her return from the other side was not alone, as soon following was the wicked Tia Mott.  She immediately made a mental connection with daughter of Satan, Vipress.  These two then would go on to hypnotize the AfroPunk Trish Adora as well, convincing her to join their leagues.  Who is next to face this evergrowing ensemble of evil?

 

Hey, you know what else?  Simone Sherie, Brittany Wonder, Nurse Ratchet, more!  And it airs live/free on twitch at twitch.tv/hoodslam!  Then we put it on our youtube!  You can catch up on past videos at these destinations as well.

 

This event is 21 and up and takes place Friday Night at the Oakland Metro Operahouse.  You can get tickets at the door or at the Hoodslam eventbrite!

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NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS

This is really the best photo of them together.  They chose it themselves.  Congratulations to our friend from the Milky Way, Cereal Man and the Rabbit with a Habit Drugz Bunny on dethroning Da Squaaad last week at #AMERICA.

 

Da Squaaad had been champions since April 5th, 2019 when they won the titles at Entertania, giving them EXACTLY 3 months as champions.

 

This was Drugz Bunny’s first match back since March 22nd Hoodslam.  Welcome back, champ!

 

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results: #AMERICA 7/5/19 Hoodslam

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by the Boston Tea Bag Party

1. The Stoner Brothers defeated The CAUTION (CAUTION) in a Smoklahoma Last Team Smoking Iron Lung Challenge

2. El Chupacabra and Shotzi Blackheart defeated Steven Tresario and Johnny Drinko Butabi & Brutal Rob Hands and James C in a Triple Threat Tag Match

3. Bat Manuel defeated Big B

4. Richard Shhhnary/Matt Carlos defeated Super-Boone Ashlock and Super Beast

5. Sensei Joey Nuggs defeated HBKen to retain the Golden Gig

– Post match, El Chupacabra attempted to cash in his Lethal Lottery Battlebowl VF3 Memorial Trophy for a match against Joey Nuggs for the Golden Gig, but HBKen attacked him and prevented the match from ever starting

6. Cereal Man and Drugz Bunny defeated Da Squaaaad (Hip Hop Harry, Shakira Spears and Kenny K) to become Intergalactic Tag Team Champions

 

watch it on the hoodslam youtube channel right meow

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At 6/21/19 Hoodslam Jet Grind Wrestling Future the audience was witness to the 3 Stages of Fuckery between The CAUTION (CAUTION) and The Stoner Brothers. If The CAUTION won, the Stoner Brothers would have to recreate the film ‘Face/Off’, if the Stoner Brothers won The CAUTION (CAUTION) would have to recreate an episode from the 90s coming of age teenage drama-comedy ‘Blossom’, specifically from Season 3. It ended in a draw

 

In our opinionation, first blood goes to ‘Link to the Future’ Anton Voorhees and DARK Sheik – The CAUTION (CAUTION)

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results: 6/28/19 “FEARLESS” Sexy Good Time Wrestle Show

Hosted by Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and Mathew Theall, featuring a pole performance by Seanmichael

 

1. Dominic Kubrick defeated EFFY

2. Brittany Wonder and Joey Smoak defeated Vipress and St. Synclair

3. Jake Atlas defeated DARK Sheik

4. Tommy Purr defeated Great Bambina and Frisco Flame

5. Lady K defeated Da Shade

6. Still Life with Pears and Apricots defeated All That Keita Murray

7. Weirdo Hero Randy Myers and DEMIGOD OF DEATH Funnybone wrestled to a draw

 

watch it on youtube here now and free like the wind blow

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results: 6/21/19 Hoodslam Jet Grind Wrestling Future

 

hosted by Screaming Eagle Mike O Shea, Thicc Martel and Broseph Joe Brody, referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson

  1. Big B defeated Bat-Manuel

– STAGE 1 OF 3 STAGES OF FUCKERY:

The CAUTION (CAUTION) defeated Stoner Brothers in a karaoke dual when the fans voted Anton Voorhees singing (just barely) over Rick Scott Stoner

2. Richard Shhhnary v Funnybone was declared a no contest when Da Squaaaaad interfered just cuz their dicks.  Funnybone and Richard Shhhnary would fight back, though, and an impromptu tag match was dropped in our laps!-

2b. Da Squaaad (Hip Hop Harry Henderson and D-Rogue w/ Shakira Spears and Kenny K) defeated Richard Shhhnary and Funnybone after Funnybone ditched Shhhnary after Shhhnary tried to ditch Funnybone.

3. HBKen defeated Otto Von Kultch to prove to Sensei Joey Nuggs he had earned a shot at the Golden Gig.  Nuggs would attack him immediately after and call out a referee to quickly end the match of

4. Sensei Joey Nuggs defeated HBKen to retain his position as the Man with the Golden Gig

– STAGE 2 OF 3 STAGES OF FUCKERY:

Stoner Brothers defeated The CAUTION (CAUTION) in the “Mike O Shea Challenge” when Scott Rick Stoner defeated DARK Sheik by being the fastest at rolling a blunt, smoking it, and drinking two beers.

5. El Chupacabra defeated Battleborn Barbarian

6. Johnny Butabi/Steven Tresario defeated Brutal Rob Hands/James C in a real slobberknocker of a tag matcH

– STAGE 3 OF 3 STAGES OF FUCKERY:

Stoner Brothers and The CAUTION (CAUTION) scored equal points in the Thicc Martel hosted “BFF FTF Challenge: Tags One to Know One” Trivia Game – after FOREVER -, and thus both teams must complete the punishment chosen by the other team.  DARK Sheik and Anton Voorhees must recreate an episode of the 90s television show “Blossom” from Season 3, whiie Scott Rick Stoner and Rick Scott Stoner must recreate the motion picture action film “FACE/OFF”.  Everyone loses.

7. Kenny K (with Da Squaaaad members Hip Hop Harry, Shakira Spears and D-Rogue) defeated Pooh Jack in a no weapons match.  Afterwards, Da Squaaad would attack Pooh Jack, but Drugz Bunny would make the save and announced that he is medically cleared and at July 5th #AMERICA he would make his return to in ring action for the first time since March!

 

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Sexy GoodTime Wrestle Show: FEARLESS 6/28/19

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Sexiest Good Timiest Wrestling Show is EVERY last Friday of the month at the Oakland Metro Operahouse, and for June we decided to do something a little different! Typically we adopt a theme to cosplay – maybe video games, horror, space fiction. Fun stuff people for the Hoodslam roster to dress up as! Its great!

This month is COMPLETELY not that. Well, it’s still great. It’s hella great. Instead of adopting a theme, we’ve decided to celebrate one of the bay areas grandest traditions, PRIDE!

A lot of our crew are not of the community. Hey, we love’em, but they’re not on the show. We’re not gonna be dressing up like any gay icons.

What we are going to do is get some of the best talent from across the country who do represent the LGBTQIA. Performers that have broken barriers and carved their way into the pro wrestling industry. Talented motherfuckers that deserve a stage in Oakland!

To those who can’t make it, we are always live/free on twitch.tv/hoodslam every friday night!

21and^ folks, leave your pleasant children at home, it’s no place for them at a SEXY! GOODTIME! WRESTLESHOWWWWWWW!

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results: 6/14/19 The Gathering Storm – GLAM

Here we go!
GLAM – The Gathering Storm opened up with Oinga Boinga playing a brand new opening song, which was rad, and then the brought out The LINK to the Future Anton Voorhees. Anton in turn brings out his CoHost for the evening Kathy Campanelli. They inform us of things that were, things that are, and some things that have not yet come to pass. They then gave out Cereal Shots which must have been… delicious…?
And the show rolls on.
Trish Adora comes out and let’s us in on what she saw behind the Sun/Moon Door and it sounded like a bad time. Not wanting GLAM to suffer the same fate she called out the… Entity that came through the door after her last month and her new friend to send them both back through the door. They came out and it was the Villainess Vipress that answered the challenge.
Vipress defeated Trish when the mystery woman seemed to be giving Vipress additional power and strength throughout the match. She then spit some kind of Green Mist into Trish’s face and Vipress put Trish down.
After the match the Entity informed us her name is Tia Mott and she has come to feed on our hopes and heroes and she is here to stay. The only one who could stop her is the holder of the #SunKey and #MoonKey. Out comes Heather Monroe to possibly answer this challenge but Tia Mott uses her voodoo force telekinesis… what-have-you to choke the words out of Heather’s throat. Heather then says she has to go get ready for her match later and… walked briskly out of there. Tia, Vipress, and a seemingly hypnotized Trish left the ringside area and that was a lot to unpack.
Match 2!
Simone Sherie defeated The Great Bambina after some brutal back and forth action involving baseball bats, cereal, and almost the announce table. Simone is on quite a roll as of late.
Next comes Lady K looking even more focused than usual. Then Da Squaaaaaaaaaad comes out and Hip Hop Harry and Shakira Spears remind Lady K that she used to be on the top of the mountain here at GLAM and shes now lost everything. The #SunKey, her group the Disenchanted is no more, and that she needs to “Squad Up.” Lady K takes the mic and…. hits Harry with it.
Match 3
Lady K (Katarina Leigh Waters) defeated Lisa Lace / Shakira Spears in a dominating fashion. Not even attempted interference from Harry and D-Rogue could stop her.
Oinga Boinga plays some songs while Ultra Girl and Steven Tresario battle eachother with inflatable penises? Did I see that correctly? Crazy?
Match 4
Former WCW Superstar and Jung Dragon Kaz Hayashi defeated Juice Lee in an insane match. These two members of the Hayashi Family had something to prove to one another and prove it they did.
Match 5
Vulcana Pro Wrestler vs ‘Ultra Girl’ Brittany Wonder ended in a no contest after Vipress came out and attacked both women, almost taking Vulcana’s head off with a nasty Downward Spiral. I guess they weren’t kidding about coming for our heroes.
Heather Monroe comes out to defend her “championship” as she called it, putting the Sun/Moon Keys on the line against DARK Sheik. Before the match gets started though Heather informs referee Aleyah Mia Garcia that, just because she was on Monday Night Raw, she’s still not a real wrestler. But Heather was willing to give her one more chance to referee unbiasedly.
Match 6
Heather Monroe defeated DARK Sheik in a match that went everywhere. On the bar, at the merch tables, around the ring, off the walls… at one point Sheik slammed Heather on a guardrail and then missed and elbow drop off the ring to the floor. It was madness. The end of the match came when Heather (inadvertently?) shoved Sheik into Aleyah before hitting a Michinoku Driver but… Aleyah was unable to make the count. Heather and Sheik battled more and eventually Heather hits a Superplex into another Michinoku Driver for the win. Afterward Heather makes Aleyah raise her hand in victory and then clotheslines her… to… assert dominance? I dunno. Seems uncalled for.
Is Aleyah going to come back next show? Is Trish brainwashed by Tia Mott? Will Da Squaaaaaaaaaad regroup and renew their dastardly ways????

Find out on July 12!!!!!

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