Hosted by Intergalactic Dave and Ruby Rhod, music by some version of the Hoodslam Band and Ambassador Druscilla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90VSGmoGisA
An intergalactic tournament was held on the otherside of the Sun and Moon door. There, a host had arranged fighters from the different dimensions, all guilty or a crime against the galaxies. The Intergalactic Tribunal of Death and Education… attended by the host, his brother/executioner, Cornelious, some pink gorilla thing, Queen Druscilla and who knows what other unseen oddities.
1. The Hive-Mind, who had devoured the souls of others from within and replaced them with is own essence, from Bloodslam 2, Dale Mehl
defeated
The awakened one, the part of Donnie Drino’s essence who had overtaken his/her own dominant personality to become a psychic phenom, from Bloodslam 4 Donnie Drinko/Lucy D
when Lucy D exited her own body upon evisceration
2. The hosts own brother/executioner, the harbinger of death, Stardick
defeated
The nightmare of the nightmare, the part of Donnie Drinko that even Lucy D found terror in, from Bloodslam 4, Lasagna Face
3. Those who broke Intergalactic Space law and then sacrificed one of their own instead of taking responsibility, the humbled betrayers, from Bloodslam 3 DARK Sheik and her partner Anton Voorhees, The CAUTION
defeated
Deaths favorite orphan, the doom bringer, the one who killed an entire galaxy, (incorrectly inferred by our host) from Bloodslam 3, Robot DARK Sheik
after Anton ripped out Robot Sheiks heart and DARK Sheik cracked his robot brain
4. Infamous villain, dog killer, inhuman trafficker, the scourge of the universe, Steve Miller
was defeated by
The punished, he who was sacrificed by those he called friends, Ean Hancement
when Ean suffocated the one some call space cowboy
5. Stardick defeated Dale Mehl, though at one point the host had signaled for the execution of his brother, his kin would prevail
6. The CAUTION would not kill Ean Hancement, who fought them for destroying what he saw as his son, the now grown up but once baby Robot Sheik. Thus, the host sent his brother to execute him. But he refused. The host went to do it himself, but his brother stardick intervened.
6b. Stardick defeated the host in deathbid by brainbustering him off the top rope through a japanese table covered in thumbtacks, killing both of them
The CAUTION, now sole survivors of this macabre game, took to exiting this plane. But Ean Hancement still held resentment over his loss. After a brief conflict, DARK Sheik and Anton Voorhees would return to our main reality through the inbetweens sun and moon door, locking their former partner 1/3rd of The CAUTION, the one who sacrificed himself for them, Ean Hancement in solitude. He would last be seen reconstructing a baby robot sheik.
Who will be the first to proceed in the name of the GLAMPIONSHIP!
