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The “Accidental Phenomenon” Hoodslam returns to the Biggest Little City! Crossing state lines to Fuck the Fans like no one can
Here are just some of the #Hoodslammers scheduled to appear-“Ultra Girl” Brittany Wonder-Doc Atrocity-“The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees-“Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra-“Brutal Rob Hands-“Global Phenomenon” JMM-Dreamy Drew
More to be announced soon Just to name a few coming to Northern Nevada*
Doors at 5pm/Bell Time 6pm
*FULL BAR*21+ EVENT
*Don’t Bring Your F’n Kids!
More Details to come…………………………………STAY TUNED!
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Featuring ARNOCORPS as special guest musicians on this somewhat Arno-themed extravaganza!
Sweet Boone and the demon he pulled through a tear in reality that he’s been treating like his deceased dog Lil BJ came to the ring for the wedding of Nurse Ratchet and Buggy Nova. Unfortunately, Doc Atrocity wasn’t present to let Lil BJ known that he was unable to arrange this destined love affair. Neither Doc, nor the wedding party, were present. The evil doppleganger of Cereal Man known as Hollywood Cereal Man then made his way to the ring. He intended to take Lil BJ from Boone so that they could usher in a new era of demon supremacy upon Hoodslam. Boone fought off this stranger from the threshold, but Lil Bj showed their true colors and turned on his supposed friend.
The demon would eviscerate Sweet Boone, literally. His intestines put on display for the audience. The alliance of the demon with Hollywood Cereal Man then introduced “Her”. Along with her dusky consort, a fallen angel stepped into our plane and stated that for the first time in 10’000 years she is free, and ready to conquer earth.
Glorious Banana and BatManuel were the first to attempt to thwart the 4 adversaries. Sadly, both lethally fell to the fallen angels shadowy companion. 23 years of combined Hoodslammery dashed in moments. This enraged our longtime referee Nuk Nuk Johnson, who entered the ring alone to battle the lethal invaders. He too fell, but before the killing blow could be delivered, He Who Holds the Golden GiG PONG intervened with both his heart and power glove activated. He stated that those who mess with Hoodslam mess with its champion, and that play time had ended.
When the fallen angels silhouetted suitor was stilted by PONG, hope briefly glimmered. However, the fallen angel “Her” slipped the Golden GiG out of PONG’s own front pocket, and used it to slit the throat of our champion. PONG, too, fell.
Hollywood Cereal Man, the demon dog, fallen angel “Her” and her shadowy sentry then stole the Golden GiG, leaving a wounded Hoodslam grieving and in terror of their return.
This event was hosted by Veda Scott and Broseph Joe Brody, referees John “wiggles” Connor and Nuk Nuk Johnson.
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Making her Oakland debut as part of what decided is the Brain Wash Tour, the interplanetary superstar has agreed to perform April 8th at Wrestling!
Also appearing, the return of the leader of the Emoheads Brooke Havoc!
Everyone else is just a hopeful guess, we’ll have to see who remains after The Fall of the Hoodslammer aka GET YOUR ASS TO MARCH 3/3
The Last Time We Were Happy Together 2/5/23 at San Francisco, DNA Lounge
Hosted by Wonder Dave and Veda Scott, Referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson
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SAN FRANCISCO [s]TREAT FIGHT
Rabbit with a Habit DRUGZ BUNNY V Member of da Squaaad D-ROGUE
Also:
Sheik v MYLO – I QUIT MATCH
Anton v Shhhnary – SANCTUM OF SILENCE
Sunday, 2/5, #SanFrancisco
Tix: http://dnalounge.com/calendar/2023/…
STREAM: http://fite.tv/watch/the-last…
song is “romantika” by Brutalismus 3000
in order of appearance:
Hop Daddy [Hip Hop Harry]
Richard Shhhnary
Vipress Broseph
Joe Brody
Wonder Dave
MPR [MONEY POWER RESPECT] Marco Mayur/Fabuloso Fabricio
Joey Gonzo, Marcelo Montoya, Corey Kreese
Brutal Rob Hands
Juice Lee
Cereal Man
DARK Sheik
Drugz Bunny
MacDaddy M Y L O
Anton Voorhees
Alpha Zo
Lost Treasures Joe DeSoul/Matt Carlos
James C
El Chupacabra
Captain Johnny Butabi (and Paul doing production)
Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer [PONG]
Kenny K (and Alpha Zo again)
Referee Nuk Nuk Johnson
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