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We’ve got NEW Champions!

Things are happening in the FTF-Universe, and we’re here to catch you all up! FIRSTLY, at 5/5 SCHISM we saw Allie Katch and MacDaddy M Y L O both score the pin on defending champion JTG. Thusly, Referee Nuk Nuk Johnson erred on the side of history and awarded a Golden Fannypack to each competitor.

Later that night, we saw Joey Janela make his Hoodslam debut and main event against defending Captain of the Champion Ship Johnny Butabi. After an intense battle, the 11 month reign would come to an end and the Champion Ship would have a second ever and NEW CAPTAIN, Captain Joseph Janela.

In Las Vegas on 5/26/23 Wrestling Tender After Dark aka Tombstone Polydriver, it was technically after midnight when the Stoner Brothers defeated InterGalactic Tag Team Champions Vipress and DARK Sheik, putting an end to their short but saucy reign.

Later yet that very same EVE(MORN?), Allie Katch and M Y L O played Double or Nothing! Both put their Fannypacks on the line and it was 1/3 of Thrussy and 1/2 of Bussy and 2/1 of Best Athlete when Allison hit the pussy piledriver to pick up the win and once more unify sports, declaring ACKNOWLEDGE ME skajajakaja she the one.

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5/5/23 hood/slam SCHISM

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With all the trauma our Hoodslammers have faced, it only makes sense for them to fracture into their own groups. Which group will survive this SCHISM?

Returning to Hoodslam after defending the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks around the world, it is JTG J THA GAWD. He puts his title on the line against 3 other opponents to be determined in a FATAL FOURWAY FOR THE FANNYS.

The EMO HEADS Brooke Havok, Allen Angels and Emo Brutal Rob Hands have struck first blood! But now… CAUTION TIME. The call is answered by DARK Sheik and Anton Voorhees and a partner to be decided (Vipress was busy :/)!

Trish Adora has earned the right by combat: She is next in line to challenge Brittany Wonder for the title Brittany has proudly held and defended since June 4th, 2022 – the GLAMPIONSHIP.

What’s up, its D-Rogue!

After the end of Fallen Idols, we’ve seen battle lines drawn. El Chupacabra, Drugz Bunny and Juice Lee on one side, and a reformed James Gang consisting of The Stoner Brothers and the titular James C on the other. On 5/5 its a 3v3, LETS CROSS THE LINE BLUUAGHHHH

And in our main event probably, The Captain of the Champion SHIP Johnny Butabi puts it all on the line against the debuting Bad Boy Joey Janela! He’s wanted to be in Hoodslam for years, but who’s got their hooks in whoom?

GO TO SCHISM, on 3rd x Broadway outside and with Oakland Metro Operahouse, $25 tickets, for the love of jtg the gawd don’tbringyourfnkids

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This Is Real #10: DRUGZ BUNNY v D-Rogue

See any wrestling last week? We heard there was a show or two… in case you missed it in in all the hubbla, here’s our tenth installment!

Ten ten 321… From I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST HOODSLAM 1/15/23: Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave provide commentary on a triple threat match for the CHAMPION SHIP as Captain Johnny Butabi defends against James C and El Chupacabra! From THE LAST TIME WE WERE HAPPY TOGETHER 2/5/23: With Commentary by Wonder Dave and Veda Scott [!], its a San Francisco [s]TREAT FIGHT: The Rabbit with a Habit Drugz Bunny takes on Da Squaaads D-Rogue!

THIS IS REAL #9

Its got HEATHER MONROE v ALEJANDRA GRANDE

Its got Da SQUAAAAA Hop Daddy and Alpha Zo taking on the The Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul!

its got everything! [*everything limited to above specific examples sited]

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