Lara Frazier Sang!

1. Marco Mayur and Mighty Mayra defeated KEiTA and MacDaddy MYLO

Okami Sang! Anton Voorhees sang!

2. b3CCA defeated Brooke Havok after both presented their diss tracks

3. Kenny K defeated Kidd Bandit

Courtney Crimson performed! watch the whole thing on youtube yah

Hosted by Jordan Castle

1. Lara Frazier and D- Torch defeated Joey Gonzo and Jaguar Montoya

Former Dr Von Eerie and Juice Lee interrupted the show. Though Von Eerie lost her license to provide therapy, she still had one last patient she wanted to help at Hoodslam. She introduced the Fallen Angel known as She or Shemyhaza. The killer of 5 hoodslammers and attempted thief of the Golden GiG had surrendered her quest of death in the summer of 2023, but she revealed that the Golden GiG could be used to summon God, who would then grant a wish.

She Who Held the Golden GiG DARK Sheik accepted the terms, and the angel advised that only when a human sang through the GiG could God be summoned. Juice Lee revealed that he was the only one who knew the ancient song, and broke his 15 year vow of silence and sang through the GiG. God emerged, and the Hoodslammers fought Shemyhaza, Juice Lee and each other for the chance to cast a wish.

Juice Lee killed little crush, and Rick Stoner. Mansoor and Mason were able to eliminate him, but Shemyhaza then killed Mason, DARK Sheik and Scott Stoner. Anton Voorhees and Mansoor teamed up against Shemyhaza and cut her throat with the Golden GiG, as was done to her two years prior. This time, the effect was fatal. Anton Voorhees, Mansoor and Rob Hands remained.

The three agreed to use their wish to go back in time in order to stop the current events, but their intentions became mixed and confused, and they were transported as the main Hoodslam timeline ended.

In the past, Wonder Dave hosted the event.

1. Ken defeated All That Keita Murray, Cereal Man and Richard Shhhnary in a four way match.
2. The once again only 17 Manny Faberino introduced Brennan Williams, the man who would have become his partner in MxM. Manny stated that he had everything he wanted, except his best friend, and he would amend this tonight. Brennan had always wanted to be a wrestler, but had been pulled towards college football. He took the opportunity to have his first match, but had no interest in befriending a 17 year old, and defeated Manny Faberino. Manny realized that he had made a mistake, and followed Brennan out of the building in the hopes of making life long friends with the man who wanted nothing to do with him.
3. The CAUTION [ Anton Voorhees, DARK Sheik and Ean Hancement] defeated Stoner U [The Stoner Brothers and Waterboy Bobby Burgerhands]. Post match, Anton and Waterboy began to remember things, clued in by the lack of triangle on Anton’s eye, and by the suddenly enormous size of the WaterBoy Bubby Burgerhands. Sheik and Ean left after Anton said that Sheik was a robot. Anton’s please to reset things were ignored by a confused crew and crowd.
4. Anton/Brittany Wonder/Juice Lee/James C defeated PONG/Otis the Gimp/Sweet Boone/WaterBoy Bobby Burgerhands

What was meant to be a 6 way main event with Juice Lee defending the Golden GiG soon became the last tag match (sorta?) in Hoodslam history. Anton again urged Bobby Burgerhands to help him return to the future. WaterBoy remembered, but would rather stay in a world where Boone lived. Anton convinced Juice Lee of his story when he shared that it was Juice who sang through the GiG – a possibility that only Juice Lee was aware of. James C, in his best friend/lean on me phase, backed up the Golden GiG champion and UltraGirl Brittany Wonder joined them. Team Future won, and Juice sang through the GiG again for the first time. God returned, but told Anton that he could not wish to “go back”, That future no longer existed. But his wish would be respected, and he was told to remember things as best he could. He pictured a community he loved, but as he made the wish, best friend James C also grabbed the GiG. Their wishes combined, and Hoodslam ended again [but kinda for the first time], officially.

rip hoodslam 2010-2025

long live SlamTown

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